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Vaal Erit

Science and Trade Institute

Caldari State

Likes received: 476

#41 - 2012-03-20 06:31:26 UTC

I scammed a noob and I liked it

Scam it, Steal it, spam it makes us
Harder, better, faster, stronger

Recruiting scam is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your isk
Everybody just have a good time

I see you driving around high sec with tons of isk that I love
And I'm like scam you
I guess the change from your security deposit wasn't enough
I'm like scam you and scam him too

Scamalicious definition
Make them noobs go broke-o
They want my treasure

Dang, still working on that one. I'm really bored while doing logistics atm. What you goons up to atm?

Rise of Rephaim 241
Lucy Oreless Rise of Rephaim Likes received: 241	#42 - 2012-03-20 06:42:37 UTC Haha... almost choked on my breakfast here 1 hulk + 1 bill is good, but the tears are priceless I did not have sexual relations to THAT woman....

Ice Fire Warriors 412
Daemon Ceed Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 412	#43 - 2012-03-20 08:21:06 UTC Vanreh, seriously...you sound like a freak stalker who enjoys slobbering on Goon knob and then crying that someone raped you. It's just...creepy. I'm really not sure if this is all an attention ploy or if you just forgot to take your medication. Personally, I think it's a combination of both. Either way, it's disturbing.

Dirk Magnum

Spearhead Endeavors

Likes received: 540

#44 - 2012-03-20 08:43:15 UTC

Daemon Ceed wrote:

Vanreh, seriously...you sound like a freak stalker who enjoys slobbering on Goon knob and then crying that someone raped you. It's just...creepy. I'm really not sure if this is all an attention ploy or if you just forgot to take your medication. Personally, I think it's a combination of both. Either way, it's disturbing.

Oh I get it now, Vanreh is taking a page from the Prencleeve Grothsmore playbook.

"LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]

Tallian Saotome

Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.

Likes received: 1,144

#45 - 2012-03-20 09:28:38 UTC

Dirk Magnum wrote:

Daemon Ceed wrote:

Oh I get it now, Vanreh is taking a page from the Prencleeve Grothsmore playbook.

I want another video of someone singing to a CEO to let them into corp.

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation 424
Froggy Storm KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 424	#46 - 2012-03-20 09:34:53 UTC You may not like what they stand for, and some of them may in fact be sociopaths... but you gotta love their style. Is there an accurate list of the "security fee" marks out there somewhere?

Viziam Amarr Empire 485
Ivana Twinkle Viziam Amarr Empire Likes received: 485	#47 - 2012-03-20 10:26:20 UTC So I say Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing Thanks for all the joy they're bringing Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty What would life be? Without a song or a dance what are we? So I say thank you for the music For giving it to me

Vanreh

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 4

#48 - 2012-03-20 11:35:38 UTC | Edited by: Vanreh

Scooter McCabe wrote:

Since he is "loling" so hard at Sundering for try to take his last ship off him after losing a billion, I decided to keep the narrative honest.

So before this guy contacts Roland, he starts pole riding me for a way in to Sundering:

Quote:

Channel ID: -29211728
Channel Name: Private Chat (Vanreh)
Listener: Scooter McCabe
Session started: 2012.03.18 15:00:11

[ 2012.03.18 15:00:30 ] Vanreh > hey boss
[ 2012.03.18 15:00:34 ] Scooter McCabe > hey
[ 2012.03.18 15:00:37 ] Scooter McCabe > how goes it
[ 2012.03.18 15:00:50 ] Vanreh > you got me good =D, did you get my mail ?
[ 2012.03.18 15:01:33 ] Scooter McCabe > I did I am concerned you have been misled by this persons post
[ 2012.03.18 15:01:58 ] Vanreh > i hope not :/ I m your number 1 fan here ! even if you did it hehe
[ 2012.03.18 15:02:53 ] Vanreh > i was actually browsing through the forums, and read up on it by total accident. By oh well, i like you bro, your CEO seemed a bit of a stressed type. What's up with that bro ?
[ 2012.03.18 15:02:57 ] Scooter McCabe > Well we are planning to out this fellow shortly and we are getting together some evidence to embarass him
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:04 ] Scooter McCabe > What do you mean
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:23 ] Scooter McCabe > stressed type
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:30 ] Vanreh > i convod him yesterday and he was like "SPEAK" , actually he rejected my application because he said he did not talk to you lol
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:39 ] Vanreh > yeah, stressed type he sure is :P
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:57 ] Vanreh > told me to apply again with api and everything, which I did
[ 2012.03.18 15:04:09 ] Scooter McCabe > well he hasnt yet he has to review it and speak with me so we just have to touch base
[ 2012.03.18 15:04:42 ] Scooter McCabe > After the near acceptance of Shaampoo we have to tighten security
[ 2012.03.18 15:04:58 ] Vanreh > Scooter, first of all, I never met a person that works in a funeral place but I admire that. To do that job you gota be tougher than the hardest nut to crack. My respects there, i want to be part of yguys, no matter what :)
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:05 ] Vanreh > want me to send another ******* bill , I do it :P
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:08 ] Vanreh > i wanna be part !
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:46 ] Scooter McCabe > Well its an easy job my customers dont talk back
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:57 ] Vanreh > lol scooter
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:17 ] Vanreh > damn DT, look
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:23 ] Scooter McCabe > yeah
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:28 ] Scooter McCabe > well talk to you later
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:34 ] Vanreh > whatever you guys got in mind, you ll have me in there, you ll have a blast
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:11 ] Vanreh > talk to you tomorrow, tell your stressed friend to get me in, will send a hooker over his way at one point to help him relax (Referring To Roland As The Stressed Friend)
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:21 ] Scooter McCabe > lol will do
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:25 ] Vanreh > also
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:43 ] Vanreh > you will find me extremely loyal to you, you can recruit me and can profit of unimaginable ways
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:00 ] Vanreh > no matter what you got in mind, you can count on me. Cheers mate
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:06 ] Scooter McCabe > Cheers
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:23 ] Scooter McCabe > If you can get Sundering 3 Titans we can get you in deal?
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:34 ] Vanreh > heheeh
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:50 ] Vanreh > who will fly em ?
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:53 ] Vanreh > sure as hell not me LOL
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:03 ] Scooter McCabe > We got guys in corp who can
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:06 ] Vanreh > i fly enough rust in RL
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:24 ] Scooter McCabe > seriously at least there not MiG Foxbats
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:26 ] Vanreh > get me in ;) I'll help ya guys with the war efforts, come on scooter
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:35 ] Scooter McCabe > I will see
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:44 ] Scooter McCabe > The thing we need most are spies actually
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:54 ] Vanreh > thanks man, take it easy and have a good one !
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:59 ] Vanreh > count me in
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:01 ] Scooter McCabe > sure laster
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:02 ] Vanreh > we ll talk tomorrow
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:05 ] Scooter McCabe > later
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:09 ] Vanreh > o7

So keep spamming Roland with isk, which is funny because he didn't deprive you of anything and that's where your anger should be...

LMAO Scooter, you should be a private detective... Do you think I would know that I would be the only one posting chatlogs :) Dude, write your name and then click search on google, I did all of this, to make you guys spend time, lots of time. The 1 bill isk, LOL, ask Jita, a guy I bought a plex for fun, 600 millions I had distributed to whole of jita spamming your master, and here comes the bomb scooter :

For you to post my logs here means you actually believed all the garbage I fed you with.

That, was my goal, from the beginning.

What do you think, that I would have thought you guys would be silent and say nothing. My goal my friend, is being achieved by the minute. Also, I will post all the chat logs, ALL of them, and some people that are not big fans of yours, will get them either way as I was not really much paying attention to your master yesterday, because I had about 7 different convos to answer for.

Thanks Scooter :) You are showing to your own people how you fail in acting compared to me .
I enjoy this ! Actually, post all chat logs please, all of them , you spare me the time from doing it. You are surely making things easier.


Tallian Saotome Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc. Likes received: 1,144	#49 - 2012-03-20 11:37:58 UTC Vanreh wrote: 600 millions GASP Thats over nine thousand! Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

Vanreh

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 4

#50 - 2012-03-20 11:46:13 UTC

i am still trying to find out what I enjoy more.

The sundering corp leadership, or the people that come in here that think that I actually need to work hard for 1.2 bill :)

Did I not post somewhere I am rich and arrogant ? You guys need to read before you answer. As I said, I offered Roland another bill yesterday, he just had to beg.

But all of you people that sent me private convos in game to make my as Roland says, "Computer crash", actually did not make me crash, it was the fastest way to make me block all of the weakling slaves that guy could actually call up to do that. At those guys I can only recommend, go out there and get a life ! Deep in you, you know that you did really nothing of importance in this world by sending me a convo all at the same time. I caused your master to waste his, your time for you guys to show me your grief, I love this by the minute, awaiting more replies !!!! Will check again this evening, thanks for posting. Keep it up.

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Ubiquitous Forum Alt Likes received: 52	#51 - 2012-03-20 13:42:13 UTC 1 Did you used to play under the name "Socratic" by any chance? Just asking I don't log in - I don't need to. My very existence griefs people. They see my name, and they instinctively fill with rage and indignation. Deny it all you want - but if you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted, would you?

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Charlie Crocodile Sorfus Morfus Likes received: 18	#52 - 2012-03-20 14:22:16 UTC Vanreh wrote: SNIP WORDS, WAFFLE, BILGE, TEARS That, was my goal, from the beginning. MORE WORDS, You need to have an evil laugh to say stuff like this you know. And just to clarify, you are super smug because you have "trolled" some Goons by giving them 1 Bil isk... You're a pro dude, teach me.


Dirk Magnum Spearhead Endeavors Likes received: 540	#53 - 2012-03-20 14:34:38 UTC Varneh as your Advocate I really must advise against continuing this. "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]

SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation 9
Crazy Ferret SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 9	#54 - 2012-03-20 14:44:17 UTC pahahaha Vanreh what a joker....


Vanreh Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 4	#55 - 2012-03-20 15:23:23 UTC Dirk Magnum wrote: Varneh as your Advocate I really must advise against continuing this. i have not even begun. oh by the way, you're fired. I never had much patience for lawyers. Easiest course in Uni and for people that fail to study something real. Plus I have already enough probs in rl with them, and worse, actually at the end am forced to rely on them too.

Vanreh

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 4

#56 - 2012-03-20 15:30:34 UTC

Crazy Ferret wrote:

pahahaha Vanreh what a joker....

pahahaha Crazy Ferret what a ass licker. You guys actually get paid for backing up your boyfriend ? What I love the most are the mails and convos I am getting from your own people laughing at you. This thread will live forever, I will make sure of it. At the end, we shall see that Roland and his minion Scooter, are just tools I am using. I also need to stop writing this because I'm just handing our free secrets but at the state I am in, with having so many goonswarm slaves, followers and shoelickers, I forget to focus, this is great !

Webb Mordock

Goosefleet

Gooseflock Featheration

Likes received: 25

#57 - 2012-03-20 15:34:35 UTC

Vanreh wrote:

Crazy Ferret wrote:

pahahaha Vanreh what a joker....

You're my favorite poster on goonfleet dot com.


Vanreh Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 4	#58 - 2012-03-20 15:36:02 UTC Ladie Harlot wrote: Can we some some more words about how much you don't care about getting scammed? and who the fart are you ???

Webb Mordock

Goosefleet

Gooseflock Featheration

Likes received: 25

#59 - 2012-03-20 15:37:10 UTC

Angriest Angel wrote:

It's one of the easiest things to be part of gs, I'll contact you ingame to explain you how. Your thread was amusing and to some extent true but you are now going off topic. Discussing this here will get you nowhere. Most of the readers fully support your claims, yet are too scared to show it. Ball lickers will be attracted just as flies are to crap as you can see, I'll talk to you ingame.

Vanreh, why are you talking to yourself?

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=856216#post856216

Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 542
Beckie DeLey Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation Likes received: 542	#60 - 2012-03-20 15:40:34 UTC 1 Webb Mordock wrote: Vanreh, why are you talking to yourself? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=856216#post856216 I love it when that happens :D My siren's name is Brick and she is the prettiest.