Crime & Punishment

Dear Goonswarm alliance
I have nothing against you, but many call me weird but I loved spending on purpose 1 bill to get tons of chat logs and screenshots. I urge you change your style, because what you read below, gets to a point where it becomes pathetic. A goonswarm corp CEO spending 90-2 hrs to fool me to courier a Hulk.....

ongoing conversation...... too bad I could not copy paste from earlier, but for the benefit of not totally humiliating Goonswarm, I ll leave the full chat log out for now, same with the screenshots.

Roland Hova > private sundering
Roland Hova > it will context up our corp
Roland Hova > make sure you pick that
Vanreh > k, one sec
Roland Hova > if you dont f**k up and we compleat the contract
Roland Hova > if you do f**k up i can fail the contract
Roland Hova > its reasonably better than you just contracting me the ship
Roland Hova > or the corp the ship
Vanreh > and you get to keep it ? :( i ll do it
Roland Hova > again thats if you f**k me like scooter did
Vanreh > You guys are an Alliance
Vanreh > You guys are the best
Roland Hova > ?
Vanreh > Goonswarm
Roland Hova > were a corp in the alliance yes
Roland Hova > and the best part is debatable
Vanreh > As a corp in the alliance, you are as much Goonswarm as the smallest corp in goonswarm
Vanreh > for me you are
Roland Hova > ?
Vanreh > The best
Vanreh > But why do you try to scamm me again Roland... don't you think I already suffered enough. Scooty is not gonna get kicked out is he?
Roland Hova > goonswarm is a corperation from something awefull forms
Roland Hova > ?
Vanreh > which I am not yet a member of
Roland Hova > how am i scaming you exactly
Roland Hova > his roles have been stripped
Vanreh > you will take my ship and cancel it. You are the corp CEO of some hardcore awesome corp in Goonswarm
Vanreh > how can you not have what he stole you ?
Roland Hova > yes which i told you i would do if you fu***ed up
Vanreh > if I can make that with my noob alt, in about 8 hours of missions
Roland Hova > well here is the issue bud
Roland Hova > trust
Roland Hova > you can trust me or dont
Roland Hova > i can see how scooter fu***ng you would make you gunshy
Vanreh > Roland, when I am back tomorrow
Roland Hova > but i for one have been a strait shooter and told you I would take your ship if you were a spy or f***ed with me
Vanreh > i ll do it, if I see Scooty gone from your corp, as you said, trust. If I helped you unfold a thief in your corp, i deserve the 24 hours to see him off your corp
Roland Hova > The fact that im doing this our of my pocket and getting flack about it pisses me off
Vanreh > i helped you (by accident probably) unfold a thief
Vanreh > if what you said is true
Vanreh > i earn a bit of credit here too mate
Roland Hova > No I think you earned a bit of pissing me off
Vanreh > because i spent all this time with you and you could not make me courier my hulk to you ?
Roland Hova > scooter will be kicked by 24
Roland Hova > but as far as i see it why the f**k should i let you into my corp with your attitude
Vanreh > why did i **** you off, i helped you in what you say is true, unfold a thief
Roland Hova > no then you claim im scamming you after i just got fu**ing robbed
Roland Hova > for all i fu**ing know your god damn scooters alt account
Roland Hova > Im not at all happy
Vanreh > i m not, he is slime alright
Roland Hova > and yet you throw me under the same f**ing bus as him
Roland Hova > f**k you
Vanreh > no, I do not throw you under the same bus as him
Roland Hova > you just fu***ng did
Roland Hova > [19:34:08] Vanreh > But why do you try to scamm me again Roland... don't you think I already suffered enough. Scooty is not gonna get kicked out is he?
Roland Hova > f**k you
Roland Hova > now i need to go bug an allaince director to pull the 500 mill i put up for you to get in back
Vanreh > what is 500 mill Roland, for an alliance :)
Roland Hova > 500 mill is bunch for me
Roland Hova > maybe your rich and you have been lying to me
Roland Hova > but now i have to go hat in hand to guys who will laugh at me for having tried to be nice to you
Vanreh > I lost 1 bill so far and am a absolute nobody and for me that is not the end of the world, how can 500 mill be the end of the world for a CEO in goonswarm alliance?
Roland Hova > because i dont rob from my corp
Roland Hova > i make my own isk and i dont take corp reimburcements
Vanreh > well i have a question then
Roland Hova > Im not sculm
Vanreh > are you gonna post Scooter in crimes and punishment ?
Vanreh > some other guy already did
Roland Hova > what?
Vanreh > in crimes and punishment forum ? that would be a nice punishment for Scooter
Roland Hova > ..
Vanreh > to be officially called an alliance thief there
Vanreh > would you not be happy about that ? ruining his eve career ?
Roland Hova > he didn't steal from the allaince only my corp
Roland Hova > for 1
Vanreh > so post that a**hat in the corp forums section
Roland Hova > and f***ing goons would get him more props than anything else
Vanreh > he won't find another one
Roland Hova > no
Vanreh > why fu***ng goons, they are your mates
Roland Hova > he will
Vanreh > more props ?
Vanreh > he would become famous from this ????
Vanreh > man what kind of fu**ed up world we live in these days
Roland Hova > if he fu**s over a goon corp he would be have pleanty of red corp asking him to join
Roland Hova > Im wasting my time her
Roland Hova > here*
Roland Hova > if you want into my corp you were told what to do
Roland Hova > If you dont ill just reject your ap
Vanreh > one more thing
Roland Hova > no
Roland Hova > why should i talk you you any more
Vanreh > yep, just i want to add it before i contract
Roland Hova > ok
Vanreh > if goonswarm people like you waste 90 mins, to try and fool me for a 250 mill hulk. You guys gota change your tactics because you'll loose in the long run. Have a great day
Roland Hova > ....

I didn't read your complaint, but I really think you should add one more question mark to your title. I don't think eight of them adequately got your point across.

For a Goonswarm CEO of SUNDERING corp to waste his time in making someone courier a Hulk? Give me a break ;)

If he thinks that it is worth nearly 2 hours of time wasting (not to mention failing at it) to make me create a topic in a new york minute, then Goonswarm really need to start considering which corporations they accept, LMAO. Look, I would understand if one of his minion fanboys like this Scooter would do it, since the poor kid is probably forced to scam to play this game, but the corp CEO...

Welp seems someone is mad that he lost a billion isk which he on his own accord and without any prompting went out and purchased using plex.

To recap one of my corp members Scooter got this guy to send his billion isk security deposit. You may know him from other hit threads such as this one https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=82848&find=unread .

He pm's me out of the blue as I'm waking up and crys about getting scammed. I get a lot of these. Anyway I try to make lemons of of lemonade, not successful but whatever I have made about 20 bill of of guys like this so far this year.

Most of the convo was me pretending that scooter had just robbed my corp. Mainly it was to foster that feeling of closeness that shared loss that would allow him to part more easily with his ****. Scooter is still a member of sundering and a god damn hero in my book, really I love this guy in a non homoerotic way.

Thanks for the billion isk bro.

I like your verbiage. What a great way to play eve.

My friend lol, you need to know one thing. I am rich, and I am arrogant. And you wasted 2 hours and represent goonswarm, LMAO, you re welcome for the billion, i ll send another one if you come again begging me so pathetically for a hulk :D beg me here, beg me and I send it, no problem. It is easier for you to get my isk begging, then wasting like almost 2 hours. Btw, did you not read what I wrote above ? Scooter is all over the forums lol, I spent the 1 bill to goof around with you guys ;)

PS: Feel free to prove you don't care by sending me a billion isk.

When will you retards learn that one does not just buy his way into Goonswarm?

Probably about the same time people quit saying things along the lines of:
"Look how bad you are making Goonswarm look! you should be ashamed of yourself!!!"

So....probably never.