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The Return of Prencleeve Grothsmore-TEST TO FAIL IN 43 DAYS
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The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-03-19 14:01:02 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


The second vid was actually painful to watch... I can't even mock the kid. Shocked
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#42 - 2012-03-19 14:06:14 UTC
The D1ngo wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


The second vid was actually painful to watch... I can't even mock the kid. Shocked


I suspect he'll be mangling Kelly Clarkson's song now that he's over his Miitenfatuation™

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#43 - 2012-03-19 15:22:36 UTC
I just find it hard to predict the end of any allaince with any degree of acuracy unless you got militarty metrics indicating the rate of conquer vs the rate of resistances.

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#44 - 2012-03-19 15:45:00 UTC
Where are his parents

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Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
#45 - 2012-03-19 16:05:52 UTC
Roime wrote:
Where are his parents

Probably watching this thread and laughing like the rest of us.
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Stealth Alliance
#46 - 2012-03-19 16:16:14 UTC
Someone, for the sake of this child, contact his parents. He's clearly very unstable. He shows delusional (Dat singing voice) narcissistic tendencies as well as almost certainly having a personality disorder. Threatening someone to let you play with them is akin to the abusive husband who threatens to kill their wife if she leaves him. He must get a rough time at school.

Damn nature, you scary!
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Stealth Alliance
#47 - 2012-03-19 16:37:12 UTC
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din
Commonwealth Vanguard
#48 - 2012-03-19 17:07:26 UTC
If someone did manage to pull off such a feat as to disband all teh alliances in the CFC could we please reform into one SuperAlliance as this would cause more tears than anyone could possibly imagine.

Just think... One Supersize alliance, tens of thousands of pilots under ONE banner. It makes me want to touch myself.


Mittens for space president. Just saying.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Dr Kang
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-03-19 20:39:01 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:

Mittens for space president. Just saying.



Nah, this wouldn't work. Just as President Jimmy Carter had his short bus brother Billy derping things up for him, CONDI will forever be saddled with TEST. Just as President Mittens takes the oath of Space Office, we here in TEST will be doing keg stands in the Rose Garden, or doing sick burn outs on dirt bikes in the West Wing. DoviBike goes *vroomvroom*

Anyway, back to the madness. From the Reddit thread in my OP:

Quote:
Shadow51585

So... if you're targeting the entire CFC, can you at least tell GENTS about it? We're waiting patiently for your declaration.

I would think your spy networks could tell you who to contact and where to post it. vOv



Prencleeve Grothsmore

Gents have been contacted internally


HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GO MAN? Someone tell Shangpo I love him before it's too late.
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#50 - 2012-03-19 20:39:55 UTC
Roime wrote:
Where are his parents


They probably have no idea this is happening.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#51 - 2012-03-19 20:58:46 UTC
Prencleeve did medal-worthy sperging. The lingering human tragedy that was his life in Eve remains entertaining to me.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#52 - 2012-03-19 21:07:11 UTC
Meh. I had a CEO at one time who would rail on and on about how angry he always was at CCP and how he was going to use his millions of RL money to buy CCP and make everything "right." He issued crazy threats at people in-game too. Just a nutter. I'm surprised TEST is putting much stock in it. To me this just reads like an e-mail from a scam victim... which I'll grant you is good for a chuckle. Big smile

Signatures should be used responsibly...
seany1212
M Y S T
#53 - 2012-03-19 21:15:17 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Meh. I had a CEO at one time who would rail on and on about how angry he always was at CCP and how he was going to use his millions of RL money to buy CCP and make everything "right." He issued crazy threats at people in-game too. Just a nutter. I'm surprised TEST is putting much stock in it. To me this just reads like an e-mail from a scam victim... which I'll grant you is good for a chuckle. Big smile


So hilmar actually did it then? Lol

God why does he have to be british, its actually an insult to be on the same planet as him nevermind the same island X
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#54 - 2012-03-19 21:24:28 UTC
All I have to say is "lol"
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#55 - 2012-03-19 21:27:03 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Meh. I had a CEO at one time who would rail on and on about how angry he always was at CCP and how he was going to use his millions of RL money to buy CCP and make everything "right." He issued crazy threats at people in-game too. Just a nutter. I'm surprised TEST is putting much stock in it. To me this just reads like an e-mail from a scam victim... which I'll grant you is good for a chuckle. Big smile


I met a couple of those disturbed jerks in game. They're just disturbed people who can't make the difference anymore between RL and a game. This gives me crazy lol

KrakizBad
Section 8.
#56 - 2012-03-19 21:28:31 UTC
THIS is the avocado!
SpaceSquirrels
#57 - 2012-03-19 21:33:02 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


Oh lord... I saw "The crazy eyes".

Some brit some where needs to give him a football or whatever the hell else you play and distract him with real things before its too late. Also lesson him in the ways of getting laid... Might be too much to ask, but do it before you have Jack the Ripper 2.0 Ugh
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#58 - 2012-03-19 21:41:04 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


Oh lord... I saw "The crazy eyes".

Some brit some where needs to give him a football or whatever the hell else you play and distract him with real things before its too late. Also lesson him in the ways of getting laid... Might be too much to ask, but do it before you have Jack the Ripper 2.0 Ugh



Then you guys ask yourselves why most people think brits are all "disturbed", you're forced to feck with each other for century's now, I guess some mental diseases are the result of such life Lol

Ho and this kid just proves it !!
Plus 1
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#59 - 2012-03-19 21:56:20 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.

It's like a younger, creepier, crack-addicted version of Ferris Bueller's friend Cameron.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#60 - 2012-03-19 21:58:56 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


Oh lord... I saw "The crazy eyes".

Some brit some where needs to give him a football or whatever the hell else you play and distract him with real things before its too late. Also lesson him in the ways of getting laid... Might be too much to ask, but do it before you have Jack the Ripper 2.0 Ugh

Ha! I didn't even watch those YouTube vids... I stand corrected. This is a cut above 'scam eve-mail."

I'll be honest with you though... I kinda felt sorry for the kid watching this. It's easy for me to scam people and laugh when I get hate mail because I picture some dude my age getting p***ed on the other end, and thinking how awesome it is to inspire so much hate from a grown a** man over internet spaceships. That s*** is funny to me. ...but in those vids I see a kid who really likes the game and really needs some friends. I actually feel bad for him. Sure he's crazy... but all teenagers are f****** retards. Without. Exception. Goons (...and I am not in, nor have I ever been or had an alt associated in any way with, the goons, so insert gain of salt here --> ) are used to dealing with the very cutting edge in super creep-o over the top EvE players. They seem to specialize in it. Some of the insane stories I've read... I tell ya... This kid shouldn't even be on their radar. Goons should be focusing on eccentric arabic princes and russian mafia bosses. This target seems a bit soft for their brand anything-goes meta-combat.

The first question in my mind is of course "of all the corps in EvE... why does he want to join the goons?" If you are reading this, I strongly suggest you reconsider joining the goons... just for right now. Instead consider RvB, EvE University (I know people talk a lot of smack about them but they are actually really helpful and have a strong community), or any number of large corps to get you in and playing a meaningful game. Even FW. ...just stop stalking... in general. It's not healthy. I don't see your "happiness index" increasing as a result.

Rare friendly advice, for what it's worth. ^

Signatures should be used responsibly...