Crime & Punishment

Does lanyaie need to get involved hmmm actually just going to keep reading. Go shampooo!

lol sure he was.... wanna buy a bridge? first please gimme a billion ISKy deposit

say wasn't there another thread about the same thing, owait there was.

Im amazed people still fall for this

This is where most people lose it.

Never stop posting.

The Hate i have gotten says otherwise

Good job, you named and shamed yourself as someone who falls for scams, mission accomplished

I understand that but tbh i don't care thou i am should be ashamed about it i am not

Gotta love shampooo keep going XD

Hey fool - now post about your most embarrassing sexual moment...

Tell us the details of when your mom caught you in the closet with your 3 year old sister...

Tell us the exact words your father used to convince you that what he wanted to do to you was what every good father did...

Tell us how you put your hand under the sofa seat cushion when your Grandmother was sitting down...

Tell us how she smiled and put her hand on your leg and looked into your eyes and how you got "aroused"

After all, If you are (A) dumb enough to fall for this tired ass scam and (B) even more idiotic to not just slink away and say, "Damn! Why did I fall for that? Hope nobody ever finds out about it and knows for sure that I am an idiot" and (C) hyper stupid enough to keep responding without just taking your permanently damaged toon to the biomass and starting over and (D) Absolutely and forlornly pathetic enough to think that anyone reading this thread would not look upon you as one of the most incompetent, naive, simpletons to have ever managed to subscribe.

I mean, you did a dumb thing by falling for it - even dumber by telling everyone about it and even more dumb enough to keep responding with the quite mistaken idea that your further responses will pry you out from under the biggest whale dropping on the deepest floor of the ocean of idiocy.

Maybe I have not made myself clear enough for you, and you need me to break it down so you can "get it".... Oh hell, nevermind... you deserved it and now you have made sure that you deserve the rest of it you have been getting and that you will continue to get. After all, this thread could actually replace the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" as a cult favorite in the celebration of stupidity for the mere sake of stupidity..

Not sure I've made myself clear enough for this turkey.... Look at it this way - you picked up a fecal matter sandwich and knew it smelled pretty bad, but you wanted to be sure, absloutely sure that the bad smell you were experiencing was the sandwich, so you took a bite from it, chewed it slowly, swallowed it slowly and without washing it down with anything which might have altered the taste and biased your opinion, you held the remnants of the sandwich close to your chest and ran and ran until you managed to appear in front of a camera broadcasting to every brain in the known world and to some even living on nearby planets... Once in focus and without using a napkin to wipe the corners of your mouth to remove telltale parts of the sandwich which came to reside there - become dried out and even a little crusty, and without the benefit of flossing, gargling, or the brushing of any teeth, you managed to exhale a huge breath on the nose of the world's foremost expert in the rare field of defecated materials odor differentation, who then pronounced that what you had been baffled by turned out to be just garden variety bull chip. You being... well... you... then decided to turn to the camera and look into the eyes of every creature in the known universe with a body composition of at least two or more cells, and you, knowing this to be your chance to totally remove any doubt in the minds of any living thing, animal, vegetable, mineral, or nanobot creation then spoke some words which were anti - climactic and not noteworthy considering all the other body of evidence - you spoke unintelligble words, much like your many posts which followed your first pathetic cry for help - and with those few utterances, you absolutely convinced the entire world, including water, and even the most inconsequential grains of sand that you are the unparalled epitomy of lost causes - the spirit of uselessness, the hope of every banana slug yearning to be understood, you single wordedly placed yourself on a perch unattainable within the vast efforts of dolts down through the planet's history as the least aware person to has ever remembered to breath.

For this achievement, I beg of you, plead, nay..... I implore, beseech - please, in the name of all that is barely decent, think of the humanity, think of the great burden you have managed to place your jello like shoulders - please refrain from another post!

Please go forth and become as invisible as you possibly could become so the rest of us can struggle to cleanse our minds of the horrible events we have been forced, by our sincere but dashed hopes for you to be able to leave this debacle of mental detritus spread by your placement of senseless word groupings over these many pages - please.... cease and desist from any further attempts...

....you have.....without a doubt or a fiber of questioning in search of reason........convinced us, every one......
.....................you are the last person any one of us want in our life boat......
Please give me a ten thousand pound rock in my two seat life boat, rather than you. The rock would know how to behave and would be a better companion for the few seconds before the boat would plunge to the floor of the sea. Such would be better than floating until my death with you.

I could have said all that in twenty words or less, but I chose to do it this way for the mere reason as to ensure you would feel the same way about me. Who knows, I might be unconscious when you approach my lifeboat and I really, really want you to keep looking.

If you have any questions, please use a number two pencil and plain bond paper of the 20 pound variety and write in cursive, all of your questons. Once you are satisfied with your work, turn the page over and hold you breath until the answers come to your mind - then hold your breath for at least 30 more minutes and all your questions will be answered quite clearly. But, before you do anything else - block me right now!

Oh.... it is much clearer now - pardon me for interrupting - no wonder I did not recognize what you were doing - so foreign to me.

Please, did you block me?