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Eben Harper
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-03-15 17:38:13 UTC
After receiving several spam emails from Goonwaffle member Lyris Nairn on behalf of her constituent, the Mittani, I felt compelled to take a moment to inform the community at large that not only is Lyris Nairn and many other Goonswarm Federation members like her isk scammers who prey on new players, attempting to coerse them into purchasing plex and handing over the isk as a "deposit" in order to join the Goonswarm Federation, but also that the Mittani himself is little more than a glorified griefer from a popular trolling community (http://www.somethingawful.com) who has said time and again that his purpose and the purpose of the Goonswarm Federation, is to hijack and destroy the EvE Community (http://stabbedup.blogspot.com/2011/09/eve-online-player-participation.html). Ever since the Jita riots I have come to believe that the CSM is largely a joke and should be disbanded, that CCP should listen to the community itself and not an oligarchy of representatives chosen by nullsec coalitions, but as long as it exists please do your part to ensure that the Goonswarm Federation and others like it no longer get to influence our expansions and the policy of the EvE Online community in their favor.

Sincerely,

Eben Harper
Doctor Eezee
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-03-15 17:42:41 UTC
You know that Aryth is not Mittani, right?

Also describing SA as a troll community just shows your ignorance.

"My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack; if it is a vessel equal to yours, attack; and if it is stronger than yours, also attack..." - Admiral Stepan O. Makarov
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#3 - 2012-03-15 17:51:16 UTC
NEWS AT 11
FORUM ALT POSTS INFORMATION EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-03-15 19:38:24 UTC
Somethingawful is unironically the best 10 bucks i've spent on anything over the Internet.
Webb Mordock
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#5 - 2012-03-15 20:07:26 UTC
Aryndel Vyst wrote:
Somethingawful is unironically the best 10 bucks i've spent on anything over the Internet.


So you don't have archives? Basically a pubbie...
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-03-15 21:03:01 UTC
We know that the Goons are a bunch of sad loney neckbeards and their leader is the king of the dipshits


But you are twice as bad for hiding behind an Alt. man up for once in your life. Whats the worst that these Aspies could do to you
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Calfis
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-03-15 21:28:50 UTC
Eben Harper wrote:
After receiving several spam emails from Goonwaffle member Lyris Nairn on behalf of her constituent, the Mittani


I think I know what your are trying to say but I don't think you realized you said it wrong.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#8 - 2012-03-16 00:15:48 UTC
Calfis wrote:
Eben Harper wrote:
After receiving several spam emails from Goonwaffle member Lyris Nairn on behalf of her constituent, the Mittani


I think I know what your are trying to say but I don't think you realized you said it wrong.

Yeah, we're not Goonwaffle, though waffles are cool.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Heathkit
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-03-16 03:19:00 UTC
Wait, The Mittani is associated with the trolling community somethingawful.com? Thanks for opening my eyes to this disturbing fact. I'd hate to have my honourable internet spaceship persona associated with the likes of Cliff Yablonski and Angry Cat.
Snowflake Tem
The Order of Symbolic Measures
#10 - 2012-03-16 04:46:20 UTC
[quote=Eben Harper] Ever since the Jita riots I have come to believe that the CSM is largely a joke and should be disbanded, that CCP should listen to the community itself and not an oligarchy of representatives chosen by nullsec coalitions, but as long as it exists please do your part to ensure that the Goonswarm Federation and others like it no longer get to influence our expansions and the policy of the EvE Online community in their favor
[/quote

By listening to the community itself you mean listening to you?
Herr Fäustlinge has to smell queenly to keep his sycophants sycophantic but you can't accuse him of looking at this game with rose tinted glasses. You can delude yourself as much as you like, he can't afford to.
ThisIsntMyMain
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-03-16 04:57:16 UTC
Eben Harper wrote:
a very badly formatted and difficult to read post


So, what you are saying is that you think the CSM isn't any good, and the only way to make it better is to get out and vote for better candidates.

Sir, you are a genius. I hope you voted for an appropriately qualified candidate.
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-03-16 22:20:06 UTC
Webb Mordock wrote:
Aryndel Vyst wrote:
Somethingawful is unironically the best 10 bucks i've spent on anything over the Internet.


So you don't have archives? Basically a pubbie...



***** i got premium and archives step off me.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#13 - 2012-03-17 01:06:14 UTC
ThisIsntMyMain wrote:
Eben Harper wrote:
a very badly formatted and difficult to read post


So, what you are saying is that you think the CSM isn't any good, and the only way to make it better is to get out and vote for better candidates.

Sir, you are a genius. I hope you voted for an ]appropriately qualified candidate.

Yes, I voted for the Mittani.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Minta Contha
Emergent Entity
#14 - 2012-03-17 01:13:07 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
ThisIsntMyMain wrote:
Eben Harper wrote:
a very badly formatted and difficult to read post


So, what you are saying is that you think the CSM isn't any good, and the only way to make it better is to get out and vote for better candidates.

Sir, you are a genius. I hope you voted for an ]appropriately qualified candidate.

Yes, I voted for the Mittani.


Yes, you had to, it's a rule of the hive. You get slung out if you don't. Mittens is going to be vewwy cwoss if he receives less votes than the number of people in his alliance ;)

My cooking is like my lovemaking - fast, greasy, and unsatisfying.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-03-17 06:53:46 UTC
That was a whole lot of poorly formatted words to essentially say nothing.

Sincerely,

Eben Harper

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#16 - 2012-03-17 07:29:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Minta Contha wrote:
Yes, you had to, it's a rule of the hive. You get slung out if you don't. Mittens is going to be vewwy cwoss if he receives less votes than the number of people in his alliance ;)

We both know that isn't the case. TEST and at least one other membercorp had their own candidates (TEST had two, I think), and though some of their members voted for the Mittani, it wasn't expected.

But nevermind, there's just no damn bloody way we could be happy as bees with honey in our little hellhole of Deklein.
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
That was a whole lot of poorly formatted words to essentially say nothing.

He could've been simple and just said goonsheep or whatever it is the pubbies spam now everyone we post.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-03-17 19:26:33 UTC
Deklein is so terrible that I am advocating Theta Squad secede from the Goonion and move to High Sec.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Gloomy Gus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
#18 - 2012-03-17 21:13:55 UTC
Gloomy Gus reporting live from the scene, breaking news indicates that popular internet spaceship personality "The Mittani" appears to have stairs in his house. Full story at 11.

"DIE N***ERS1 DIE!!!" - EVENEWS24's Riverini "Gloomy Gus is literally a pocket" - Krixtal Icefluxor (former EVE Online player)
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#19 - 2012-03-18 01:12:08 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Deklein is so terrible that I am advocating Theta Squad secede from the Goonion and move to High Sec.

Whoa whoa, lets not be too hasty.

We love maximizing our isk per risk, but do we seriously want to just goonrush highsec incursions?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-03-18 07:31:52 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:

Whats the worst that these Aspies could do to you


Firstly: Pot, kettle, black.

Secondly: Helldump 2000.
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