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The Mittani Advocates The Use Of Terror.

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Basileus Volkan
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2012-03-14 13:24:55 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
This thread is now about sheep.

I know there are miniature cows and donkeys, but are there miniature sheep? I think I would like a miniature sheep, especially if I could keep it in a terrarium. Can they be kept alone or do they need other miniature sheep to keep them company?

If someone could repost the wikipedia article on miniature sheep that would be great, thanks!


Actually...
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#42 - 2012-03-14 13:57:47 UTC
moo im a sheep =)
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#43 - 2012-03-14 14:01:15 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
Don't even begin to think you can associate the GSF with the Goon show.

Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers were comedy geniouses (RIP) of extreme zanyness and out of the box thinking.

GSF are rarely funny beyond purile teenage wet dream jokes and they follow their digested propoganda with very few glimpses of originality.

---

Examples of the Goons (Comedy group)

What time is it Eccles?

Ying Tong song

I see GSF comedy more in keeping with pureile humour of the likes of Roy "Chubby" Brown:

Political Correctness (Mild expletives and sensitive issues)

+1 Do not blaspheme The Goon Show. Miles away from you goonions.
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2012-03-14 14:12:21 UTC
Old TV shows that aspies watch for humor lessons are off topic. Sheep and possibly other hoofed livestock are what this thread is for now that we've confirmed that The Mittani is a terrorist or w/e.
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2012-03-14 16:07:50 UTC
Thread reported: No content.
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2012-03-14 16:13:24 UTC
Xython wrote:
Thread reported: No content.

There is important sheep-related content itt (in this thread). Don't listen to him, CCP Phantom.
Kitfox Mikakka
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#47 - 2012-03-14 23:43:37 UTC
Man I didn't know Sigma had spies in black thorn but they must with all this livestock chat
Maureen 'Molls' Maguire
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2012-03-15 02:55:03 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
This thread is now about sheep.

I know there are miniature cows and donkeys, but are there miniature sheep? I think I would like a miniature sheep, especially if I could keep it in a terrarium. Can they be kept alone or do they need other miniature sheep to keep them company?


Read Gulliver's Travels, particularly the final chapter, where he finds the forgotten Lilliputian sheep in his pocket. Jonathan Swift. Not as profound as the Goons' (and mine) beloved Ayn Rand, but entertaining nonetheless. An accomplished storyteller.

This will also teach you the true ORIGINAL meaning of "Yahoo". Good stuff, Jonathan Swift... Like Lewis Carroll, his invented words/portmanteaus have found their way into our dictionaries & our everyday life. Hooray! This makes me chortle as I gyre & gimble in the wabe.

Then read the Fountainhead. Best. Book. Evar! I believe Mittens prefers Altas Shrugged, but I must disagree. Atlas Shrugged deals with a society of such individuals, which Mittens in his nullsec home w/ his blob/Drakefleet/whelpCanes can likely relate to. The Fountainhead shows more of a "soloist" perspective, which is more to my lowsec solo hunter taste. Atlas Shrugged also contains over 60 pages of a single monologue, which contains much redundancy, & puts this Minnie to sleep. My dear Miss Rand should have stopped while she was ahead, IMO, but Atlas Shrugged fills in some small holes which do manage to progress the profundity of the Fountainhead, if you take it w/ a grain of salt. Its underlying message (right vs. need) isn't so clearly stated in the Fountainhead, unfortunately, so it's a good concordance.

For the rest, "sheep" comes from the Old English sceap and Old Frisian skeep, from the Old Saxon SCAPE (more below), from Old German scafe. The "SCAPEgoat" is nearly as old as recorded history, a biblical entity, first mentioned in Leviticus 16:8. Instead of the people being sacrificed for their own sins, the scapegoat was sacrificed in their place, hence the modern usage of a scapegoat to take the fall for those who should by all rights "deserve" it.

This thread is now thrice as eduational about sheep & literature! Who would close it? XD
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-03-15 07:07:00 UTC
Duh! Everyone knows that Goons will lose the CSM seat! Why was this thread needed?
Frying Doom
#50 - 2012-03-15 10:53:53 UTC
Karadion wrote:
Duh! Everyone knows that Goons will lose the CSM seat! Why was this thread needed?


Yes we are all aware that when members of Goonswarm are allowed to think for them selves, they are often confused and depressed.

But never fear I am here to tell you, The Mittani has Extorted enough of you, lied enough to the General population and altered his platform sufficiently to appear to broad minded, to win the CSM.

Which is why I have always advocated for the fact that The Mittani does NOT need anymore votes. He has enough already.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Janos Saal
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2012-03-15 12:21:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Janos Saal
Darius III wrote:
Mittani hates me, he talks about me almost as much as he talks about himself. He mentioned me in four seperate "State of the goonion" addresses. While you cant stop him from becoming chairman, you can hit him where it hurts by electing me.

With you on the council it's like having an empty seat, allowing The Mittani, KING OF SPACE, to push his agenda with less (credible, coherent) opposition.
So frankly; you getting elected would probably be a good thing.

EVE is dead
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#52 - 2012-03-15 12:41:12 UTC
If you could create a person out of everything that made up eve, I'm pretty sure it would walk, talk and look like the Mittani.





www.shipsofeve.com
Frying Doom
#53 - 2012-03-15 12:57:20 UTC
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon wrote:
If you could create a person out of everything that made up eve, I'm pretty sure it would walk, talk and look like the Mittani.

So half completed and full of bugs

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Dervinus
LowKey Ops
Shadow Cartel
#54 - 2012-03-15 15:38:29 UTC
I didnt realize that The Manatee supported such vile and contemptible behavior. Too bad I already voted for him, or else I would have voted for a decent upstanding citizen like, Xenuria, for example.

o7 toonies
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#55 - 2012-03-15 16:02:38 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Duh! Everyone knows that Goons will lose the CSM seat! Why was this thread needed?


Yes we are all aware that when members of Goonswarm are allowed to think for them selves, they are often confused and depressed.

But never fear I am here to tell you, The Mittani has Extorted enough of you, lied enough to the General population and altered his platform sufficiently to appear to broad minded, to win the CSM.

Which is why I have always advocated for the fact that The Mittani does NOT need anymore votes. He has enough already.

Oh thank you for enlightening me. I will now revolt against The Mittani and vote with my conscience. Who should I vote for with my 3 accounts?
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2012-03-15 16:07:36 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Duh! Everyone knows that Goons will lose the CSM seat! Why was this thread needed?


Yes we are all aware that when members of Goonswarm are allowed to think for them selves, they are often confused and depressed.

But never fear I am here to tell you, The Mittani has Extorted enough of you, lied enough to the General population and altered his platform sufficiently to appear to broad minded, to win the CSM.

Which is why I have always advocated for the fact that The Mittani does NOT need anymore votes. He has enough already.


Please cite a li... oh wait, it's Frying Doom again. Why did you stop posting as The Apostle anyway? Did someone finally out you as being Riverini?
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2012-03-15 16:10:01 UTC
Biggest extortion attempt and use of terror by a Mittani supporter:

"If he doesn't get Chairmain of CSM 7, one of those OTHER guys will."

I have to admit, I needed a stiff drink after that.
Frying Doom
#58 - 2012-03-15 16:11:07 UTC
Karadion wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Duh! Everyone knows that Goons will lose the CSM seat! Why was this thread needed?


Yes we are all aware that when members of Goonswarm are allowed to think for them selves, they are often confused and depressed.

But never fear I am here to tell you, The Mittani has Extorted enough of you, lied enough to the General population and altered his platform sufficiently to appear to broad minded, to win the CSM.

Which is why I have always advocated for the fact that The Mittani does NOT need anymore votes. He has enough already.

Oh thank you for enlightening me. I will now revolt against The Mittani and vote with my conscience. Who should I vote for with my 3 accounts?


Just see the signature. Smile

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Frying Doom
#59 - 2012-03-15 16:16:19 UTC
Xython wrote:
Did someone finally out you as being Riverini?

Thanks for thinking I'm someone described by Trebor Daehdoow as:
Riverini - has a built-in constituency because he runs EVENews24.com. A very polarizing figure, but it's likely that enough people will swear by him (the rest will swear at him) to get him a place on the council.

But I'm not. I am just a concerned voter, worried about yet another election rigged by The Mittani with the use of his mindless followers.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-03-15 16:19:12 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Duh! Everyone knows that Goons will lose the CSM seat! Why was this thread needed?


Yes we are all aware that when members of Goonswarm are allowed to think for them selves, they are often confused and depressed.

But never fear I am here to tell you, The Mittani has Extorted enough of you, lied enough to the General population and altered his platform sufficiently to appear to broad minded, to win the CSM.

Which is why I have always advocated for the fact that The Mittani does NOT need anymore votes. He has enough already.

Oh thank you for enlightening me. I will now revolt against The Mittani and vote with my conscience. Who should I vote for with my 3 accounts?


Just see the signature. Smile

Oh that's too late. I already voted for The Mittani. That and the other 10K or so votes he's already got. Smile