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The Mittani Advocates The Use Of Terror.

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#21 - 2012-03-14 05:33:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
The Mittani wrote:
The Mittani 2012: War, Murder, Grief, Scamming, and **** All Supercaps Forever

Yes, lets talk more about titan changes. I hear it bring out all the ~elite supercap pilots~ to the yard.
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
Andski wrote:
Don't you have a button somewhere that would make them stop doing things for a solid week?

eet ees next to de door

Ahahahahahahaha

Oh great and when you push it stuff drops right.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Taiwanistan
#22 - 2012-03-14 05:33:37 UTC
hey are you the english-speaking alt of Akrasjel Lanate?

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-03-14 05:37:45 UTC
Wait, I'm getting thread Deja Vu. Where did all the quotes from Wikipedia go?

Also: Isn't this guy just The Apostle under a different name?
Frying Doom
#24 - 2012-03-14 05:51:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
Xython wrote:
Wait, I'm getting thread Deja Vu. Where did all the quotes from Wikipedia go?

Also: Isn't this guy just The Apostle under a different name?


Sorry to disappoint but just for you.

Goon Sheep.
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia wrote:

Goon

A goon is someone that is employed as someone's personal enforcer, such as either a personal bodyguard or a ruffian who is kept on staff to intimidate or batter people.


Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia wrote:
Sheep

Sheep (Ovis aries) are quadrupedal, ruminant mammals typically kept as livestock. Like all ruminants, sheep are members of the order Artiodactyla, the even-toed ungulates. Although the name "sheep" applies to many species in the genus Ovis, in everyday usage it almost always refers to Ovis aries. Numbering a little over one billion, domestic sheep are also the most numerous species of sheep.

Further down it describes sheep as "Sheep are frequently thought of as extremely unintelligent animals."

So Goonsheep are quadrupedal, ruminant mammals typically kept as livestock. Who are employed as The Mittani's personal enforcer's while being thought of as extremely unintelligent.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-03-14 06:12:51 UTC
Your continued Wikipedia quoting has to be a clever troll.

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Elijah Bry'an Baudoin
EVE Exchange
#26 - 2012-03-14 06:13:21 UTC
Meh.

Mittens can make the place better or burn it all to the ground.

Either way I'm good.
Taiwanistan
#27 - 2012-03-14 06:24:05 UTC
Taiwanistan wrote:
hey are you the english-speaking alt of Akrasjel Lanate?

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."
Heathkit
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-03-14 06:27:33 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:

An alteration for the goonsheep who seem to be having trouble understanding.
The Mittani wrote:
I generally advocate on behalf of grief, conquest and terror."

As stated above if these are not what you want EVE to be about.DON'T vote for The Mittani.

I'm mostly an industry guy. I do some PvP since it can be fun with a good FC, but I'm terrible at it. I love "grief, conquest, and terror". Every hulkageddon means mineral prices will go up that week. Every fleet fight or empire ganking means more demand for the goods I produce.

Grief is good for business.
Heathkit
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-03-14 06:32:11 UTC
Also, you're using the wrong definition of goons.

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia wrote:
The Goon Show

The Goon Show was a British radio comedy programme, originally produced and broadcast by the BBC Home Service from 1951 to 1960, with occasional repeats on the BBC Light Programme. The first series, broadcast between May and September 1951, was titled Crazy People; all subsequent series had the title The Goon Show, a title inspired, according to Milligan, by a Popeye character.[1]

The show's chief creator and main writer was Spike Milligan. The scripts mixed ludicrous plots with surreal humour, puns, catchphrases and an array of bizarre sound effects. Some of the later episodes feature electronic effects devised by the then-fledgling BBC Radiophonic Workshop, many of which were reused by other shows for decades afterwards. Many elements of the show satirised contemporary life in Britain, parodying aspects of show business, commerce, industry, art, politics, diplomacy, the police, the military, education, class structure, literature and film.

Seriously, this describes Goonswarm so well it's kind of spooky.
Frying Doom
#30 - 2012-03-14 07:12:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
Heathkit wrote:
Also, you're using the wrong definition of goons.

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia wrote:
The Goon Show

The Goon Show was a British radio comedy programme, originally produced and broadcast by the BBC Home Service from 1951 to 1960, with occasional repeats on the BBC Light Programme. The first series, broadcast between May and September 1951, was titled Crazy People; all subsequent series had the title The Goon Show, a title inspired, according to Milligan, by a Popeye character.[1]

The show's chief creator and main writer was Spike Milligan. The scripts mixed ludicrous plots with surreal humour, puns, catchphrases and an array of bizarre sound effects. Some of the later episodes feature electronic effects devised by the then-fledgling BBC Radiophonic Workshop, many of which were reused by other shows for decades afterwards. Many elements of the show satirised contemporary life in Britain, parodying aspects of show business, commerce, industry, art, politics, diplomacy, the police, the military, education, class structure, literature and film.

Seriously, this describes Goonswarm so well it's kind of spooky.


Well I agree with the original title "Crazy People". It sums up why the Goonsheep would be backing The Mittani.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
IntegralHellsing
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2012-03-14 07:33:02 UTC
I hate Goons. They should all DIAF.
Truce Billis
Sword of Glory
#32 - 2012-03-14 07:49:59 UTC
All it took me was two seconds on Urban Dictionary to find the right definition of Goon.
Blatant Forum Alt
Doomheim
#33 - 2012-03-14 09:24:19 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Butthurt

More butthurt

So much butthurt


Show me on the doll where mittens touched you.
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-03-14 09:26:28 UTC
Don't even begin to think you can associate the GSF with the Goon show.

Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers were comedy geniouses (RIP) of extreme zanyness and out of the box thinking.

GSF are rarely funny beyond purile teenage wet dream jokes and they follow their digested propoganda with very few glimpses of originality.

---

Examples of the Goons (Comedy group)

What time is it Eccles?

Ying Tong song

I see GSF comedy more in keeping with pureile humour of the likes of Roy "Chubby" Brown:

Political Correctness (Mild expletives and sensitive issues)

Bounty Hunting - Soon (™): Retribution (Winter 2012)

It's just criminal - Smuggling
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#35 - 2012-03-14 10:21:34 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
Don't even begin to think you can associate the GSF with the Goon show.

Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers were comedy geniouses (RIP) of extreme zanyness and out of the box thinking.

GSF are rarely funny beyond purile teenage wet dream jokes and they follow their digested propoganda with very few glimpses of originality.

---

Examples of the Goons (Comedy group)

What time is it Eccles?

Ying Tong song

I see GSF comedy more in keeping with pureile humour of the likes of Roy "Chubby" Brown:

Political Correctness (Mild expletives and sensitive issues)


Well, I think the Goons are funny. Bear

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
Pheusia
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#36 - 2012-03-14 10:23:56 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:

So clearly The Mittani agrees with the use of Terror, and a belief that only organizations that are motivated deserve to be heard. Not the majority.
Is this the future anyone who is not a sheep wants for EVE?


Well yeah it probably is, since people who aren't sheep are exactly the "motivated" and "organised" whom he is describing.
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2012-03-14 12:18:06 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Xython wrote:
Wait, I'm getting thread Deja Vu. Where did all the quotes from Wikipedia go?

Also: Isn't this guy just The Apostle under a different name?


Sorry to disappoint but just for you.

Goon Sheep.
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia wrote:

Goon

A goon is someone that is employed as someone's personal enforcer, such as either a personal bodyguard or a ruffian who is kept on staff to intimidate or batter people.


Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia wrote:
Sheep

Sheep (Ovis aries) are quadrupedal, ruminant mammals typically kept as livestock. Like all ruminants, sheep are members of the order Artiodactyla, the even-toed ungulates. Although the name "sheep" applies to many species in the genus Ovis, in everyday usage it almost always refers to Ovis aries. Numbering a little over one billion, domestic sheep are also the most numerous species of sheep.

Further down it describes sheep as "Sheep are frequently thought of as extremely unintelligent animals."

So Goonsheep are quadrupedal, ruminant mammals typically kept as livestock. Who are employed as The Mittani's personal enforcer's while being thought of as extremely unintelligent.


What else does Wikipedia have to say about sheep?
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-03-14 12:40:03 UTC
OP has a very disturbing obsession with sheep.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-03-14 12:58:44 UTC
This thread is now about sheep.

I know there are miniature cows and donkeys, but are there miniature sheep? I think I would like a miniature sheep, especially if I could keep it in a terrarium. Can they be kept alone or do they need other miniature sheep to keep them company?

If someone could repost the wikipedia article on miniature sheep that would be great, thanks!
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#40 - 2012-03-14 13:16:47 UTC
I love sheep and im not even a Goon
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.