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Racial Toilet Weapon Balance

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Darthewok
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-12 07:23:42 UTC
Right now the different races' toilets are not balanced.

Gallente toilets - Blasters get the short range poop, Rails cover the longer range poop. The problem is the mid range crap. Ogres are too slow to catch up to it, forcing the use of Sentry drones or Warriors to catch up to the fast small MWDing poop.

Winmatar toilets - Projectile weapons use their massive alpha to destroy the poop on the 1st hit. Autocannons are awesome because they are capless, have great falloff with Barrage and can use the correct resists for the type of crap.

Caldari toilets - Missiles blast the crap. This is no good for heavy loads because of the delayed damage especially when it is laggy. However, missiles are easymode as they can hit crap of all sizes. Also, Caldari toilets have the best shield tanking to protect against black blasts.

Amarr toilets - Scorch gets all the poop due to amazing range and damage. For the tougher logs, there is Imperial Navy Multifrequency. But only in Amarr space for Blood Raider/Sansha poop. Also another problem is high cap use. This prevents permatanking high DPS toilets, requiring Amarr toilets to use cap boosters.

Pirate toilets - These are currently OP but require 2 racial toilet skills to use.

The racial toilet weapons needs rebalancing ASAP.

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Alara IonStorm
#2 - 2012-03-12 07:39:28 UTC
Wasn't funny in the other thread ether...
Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
#3 - 2012-03-12 10:33:15 UTC
-10 for horrible effort and not making sense
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-03-12 12:47:31 UTC
Hello, you seem to have found the wrong forums.

This humor would probably be appreciated in the Call of Duty community forums, that way >>>>>

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Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#5 - 2012-03-12 13:47:35 UTC
Even Mr. Hanky would disapprove of this thread.X

Yeeee! 
Ira Infernus
Knights-of-Cydonia
#6 - 2012-03-12 14:05:47 UTC
Oh, a poop thread...

I thought you had to be older than 13 to play this game?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-03-12 18:53:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Jake Warbird
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-03-12 19:27:21 UTC
This thread may change my mind on whether or not I think CCP is starting to appeal to the less intelligent gamers.

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ISD Grossvogel
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2012-03-12 19:33:30 UTC
Shocked

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