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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#121 - 2013-02-19 23:22:33 UTC
Did you know: Astronauts are at risk for developing osteoporosis because of their prolonged weightlessness. Gravity is essential for strong bones

They're also at risk for losing the ability to eat the cheeseburger and everything on it. Yeah, I've probably used that one before, but my god was that show good. Come on by [SOUND] chat today, we'll do our best to keep your bones strong by not putting your head into the clouds with false promises but rather with grave facts about our corp. GRAVE FACTS YO. Grave = gravity. I'm sure you get it.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#122 - 2013-02-23 18:56:33 UTC
Did you know: Nigeria has the highest twinning rate (percentage of twins born per year) in the world at around 4.5%. Some experts attribute this number to the large consumption of yams in Nigeria

I'm sure it's a coincidence that these same 'experts' are also on the payroll of the YAM INDUSTRY. The yam lobbyists will stoop to any craven measures in order to push their pro-yam agenda. Come yammer at us in [SOUND] chat today if you're looking for recruitment, or if you also have tales of the abuse that the yam industry foists upon the world.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#123 - 2013-03-01 00:02:01 UTC
Did you know: Those who watched black-and-white television as youngsters tend to have more monochrome dreams than children who watched color television

Black and white dreams would be pretty nice. Almost every dream you'd have would be a semi-noir movie, even if it was about going and getting some popcorn from the local convenience store. Come hang out with us in [SOUND] chat so we can judge you starkly without any shades of grey. Or blue, red, green, etc.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#124 - 2013-03-02 23:59:28 UTC
Did you know: Couples around the world who divorce tend to divorce around their fourth year of marriage. After four years, marriages generally stabilize until around eight years.

Well, I've been married five and a half years, so I've got two and a half more years of marital bliss ahead. RITES as a corp has been around for three and a half years. OH **** CORP MATRIMONY IS ENTERING THE FOURTH YEAR! Come walk the aisle with us in [SOUND] chat and we'll see if we can be together for better or worse!
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#125 - 2013-03-03 18:21:28 UTC
Did you know: Sharks may use the Earth’s magnetic field with special organs that act as a compass to navigate the oceans

Which will one day evolve into magnetic-field controlling sharks, or Sharkagnetos, who will come to rule the planet by destroying all metallic items that we rely on. But until that happens, stop by [SOUND] chat today so we can work on evolving you into a better EVE pilot.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#126 - 2013-03-05 19:57:58 UTC
Did you know: A vampire supposedly has control over the animal world and can turn into a bat, rat, owl, moth, fox, or wolf

For all those times when turning into a moth is advantageous. Like when you need to... annoy people by fluttering around their lights. Very important stuff. Come light up our day by hitting [SOUND] chat today, we'll do our best to morph you into a slightly more competent pilot.
Phoebus ApolloX
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#127 - 2013-03-09 00:51:09 UTC
Best diet soda drink of the day: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coke_zero

If you can figure out the most economical way to acquire mass quantities of this beverage on the cheap OR if you're a sub-15 mil SP player who likes PVP and learning about Eve - then you should hit us up in the [SOUND] recruitment channel.