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There is nothing 'Ninja' about 'salvagers'
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Naga Elohim
Aeras Krekan Syndicate
#21 - 2012-03-02 17:53:24 UTC
I always keep a T2 thrasher waiting for the day that I meet a salvage thief in my mission!
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#22 - 2012-03-02 18:06:58 UTC
Naga Elohim wrote:
I always keep a T2 thrasher waiting for the day that I meet a salvage thief in my mission!


a visit can be arranged. PM me the time/place
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#23 - 2012-03-02 18:22:12 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Sup Buzzy mate.

Did you name yourself after all the flies that follow you round cos of all the bin juices all over you?

Love Spank.


this is the first time in my troll history on the interweb i have been at a loss for words on a response , where i cannot find a response that will not get me permbanned from forums for twisting someone elses words.

good job.




I am disappoint Buzzy.

You could always do a nice haiku for the audience.

Would you like a kitten?

BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#24 - 2012-03-02 18:46:16 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Sup Buzzy mate.

Did you name yourself after all the flies that follow you round cos of all the bin juices all over you?

Love Spank.


this is the first time in my troll history on the interweb i have been at a loss for words on a response , where i cannot find a response that will not get me permbanned from forums for twisting someone elses words.

good job.




I am disappoint Buzzy.

You could always do a nice haiku for the audience.



I stopped haikus after i offended my friend zicksy
Bazzy no haiku
Kat Bandeis
Trinity Industries Corp.
#25 - 2012-03-02 19:00:48 UTC
I've been laughing at the "ninja" thing for years, but wtf is "binmen"??

"Ninja Salvaging" is about as ninja as a Rokh flying up to a pod and blasting it.
Probably Xolve
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-03-02 19:21:39 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:


...get me permbanned from forums for twisting someone elses words.


60 days isn't really 'permanent' but.. well.. its not fun either.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#27 - 2012-03-02 20:06:17 UTC
Tauranon wrote:
A ninja would hide in the shadows, appear suddenly and behead the noctis just as the last salvager cycle completed.

Collecting the salvage is no more or less honorable than shooting the red crosses in the first place.



I can see how one would get this notion after watching deadliest warrior.

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Ahrieman
Codex Praedonum
Divine Damnation
#28 - 2012-03-02 20:50:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Ahrieman
I'm very fond of Amamake's resident ninja salvagers Spiderslayer and olega (or whatever). They are very PRO - warping in at range, staying aligned, fitting all lows with stabs, flying frigs and destroyers, and attempting to smack in local. Whenever there are unsalvaged or unlooted wrecks on scan, there they are.

As annoying as they can be at times, I will admit that chasing them has entertained me many times when things were slow. Using dual scram rfiters and dual scram rocket bombers to catch them always proves to be a good way to pass the time. Props to them for trying so hard for such small rewards.

Solo Rifter since 2009
CatreX Nolen
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-03-02 21:44:04 UTC
Ninja salvaging is fuuuuuuun! i think....
Msgerbs
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-03-03 07:43:53 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
I chuckle when I think of people trying to google dirty intel on me too.

Lets be friends.
I googled your name. I got many dirty things, though the intelligence of them is debatable.
Chai Bora
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-03-03 11:16:10 UTC
Despite everything <3 binmen
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#32 - 2012-03-03 11:18:46 UTC
I love them too.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Vel Doriam
Blue Phoenix Legion
#33 - 2012-03-03 11:29:38 UTC
so why is this in crime and punishment?
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#34 - 2012-03-03 11:33:41 UTC
Because binmen seem to think they are ciminals despite being high-sec borderline carebears and I like to humour them.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#35 - 2012-03-05 05:29:17 UTC
IF you think this, you've never come back to a mission site to find nothing but crap in a can. (Crap being ammo, cap boosters, and scrap metal.)

I once cleaned out an entire site following some dude from pocket to pocket salvaging while he killed the red crosses. Got some nice tears in local.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-03-05 07:18:56 UTC
Ninja Salvaging to C&P is what jaywalkers are to society.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#37 - 2012-03-05 07:44:35 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Because binmen seem to think they are ciminals despite being high-sec borderline carebears and I like to humour them.


Many of them are as butthurt as carebears as well. The one and only time I had some binmen visit me in a mission, I greeted them, said I wish them good luck with the next 'customer' and gave them all wrecks - and in respond they raged in local about my "rage" and how mad I supposedly was. I was just being friendly and nice. Sad

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Pleasure Boy
LUX Uls Xystus
LUX aRe us
#38 - 2012-03-05 11:33:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Pleasure Boy
I think it's hilarious how much work some of those binmen put into keeping everything clean.
More so if they salvage even in the least profitable mission.

Some days ago I'd done a L4 mission vs guristas where there are just 2 BS and lots of smaller crap.
I thought for some time if I should just leave those wrecks in space but then decided there's enough litter.
So I Jumped into my trusted noctis and warped to the first bookmark.
Instead of wrecks there was an acceleration gate.
A quick check told me I'd really turned in the mission, so I already guessed that I'd got a visitor.

Guessing that any profit oriented binman would go looking for greener grass I jumped in nevertheless to find some cans and some leftover wrecks.

I cleaned the stage and jumped to the next one.
Same here. Some wrecks some leftover cans from someone salvaging a part of the stage.
When I finally enteres the final stage I found a blinky red who, upon seeing my mighty noctis stopped looting the cans and salvaging the wrecks and warped of.


Dear binman, if you read this some Tips for nex time:
- If you clean up, do it properly
- If you plan on taking the loot as well do so from the start, so it's at least worth it.
- A noctis can't really hurt you, so no need to rum away (Or did you think I'd point and web you till my backup arrives? OK, that would have been insidious)
- If you properly clean up my missions be so kind as to tell me so I don't need to waste my time changing ship and flying back. (Thats really the only part I'm mad about bro. You successfully made me waste time.)
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#39 - 2012-03-05 13:15:14 UTC
i love the pretentiousness of the bears we kill erryday
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-03-05 14:17:48 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
i love the pretentiousness of the bears we kill erryday


i love it when people silently drop from corp because they got laughed at for losing their 208M isk bounty after getting podded in Jita

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION