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Sad story

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Angriest Angel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-02-29 00:59:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Angriest Angel
Mr Bagoon, was walking down the station corridor. A normal day to go do a security check up on Maintenance Bay Alpha 7. He did not notice the cleaning woman that have been cleaning the floor so it was slippery. Walking around the corner, he slipped and fell down. He tore his knee ligaments on the fall and as he dropped his heavy projectile bolt weapon fired a shot right into the station window. The cleaning maid (of Minmatar background of course) was the first to be sucked out to space. Mr Bagoon was struggling and holding himself, but the pain in his leg was too much. So he took a deep breath and let go. He hit the broken station window at an angle that broke his spinal cord, shortly after he was sucked out into space.

"Not another condolence letter to sign.... how many times did I tell you to make my secretary fake my signature. I can't be bothered over some useless cleaning maid and an even greater idiot security guy that actually did everyone a favor with that stupid act!" the station manager yelled at one of his most favorite personal slaves he trusts his life with.

"Master, your secretary, she is still in the station medical center recovering from the beating you gave her after she failed to inform you of an important visit, Commodore Velkyr's son" The slave Arthurius replied.

"Ok, ok just give me the damn paper, here, now get this out of my face.... oh and Arthurius, bring me my favorite two gallente prostututes. You know, the one with the French accent and the other one, you know which."

"Of course master", Arthurius bowed and moved out of the room.

Ryokin Adallus Augustus, stood up from his desk and walked towards his sleeping room anticipating the fun that he soon will have, he took a deep breath and yelled:
" Crios, bring me my favorite drink !"

Running towards him, performing proskynesis, Crios answered "Yes master."



If you guys want to read more, let me know
Paintchk
Facepunch Industries
#2 - 2012-03-13 12:06:56 UTC
Not really a sad story, but the beginning I have to admit was funny.
I like too see more. Cool
Angriest Angel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-03-17 12:47:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Angriest Angel
Walking into his bedroom, a beautiful suite full of exotic plants, antique furniture so old, that even rumors around the station suggest they must have been from the days of the olde, or from earth itself. Ryokin Augustus decides as usual to take his favorite pill, the one that he was guaranteed that was made by Jovians. It is a pill that would turn a man into the most pleasant experience that even a veteran Gallente Prostitute would ever have. A pill that would turn a man into something else. It is unexplainable Ryokin admitted, he did not care much either, all he knew they were worth a fortune and would they have no effect, he would have let its deliverer out the airlock long time ago. The effects are also known to last for ours

Without even noticing it, Crios arrived, with his favorite drinks, baskets full of tropical fruits from the most exotic planets spreading all over the universe

And then Ryokin smiled. His smile was so big it almost sliced his head in half, because at his suite entrance stood his two favorite women. By the Gods are they beautiful.

"Claire, as beautiful as ever, a true Goddess always wearing the right dress. Antoinette, let me not even start describing what I am about to do to you. Ladies, come over", Ryokin waved them to him

"Master Augustus, Ryokin my bad bad boy, so what is that that you are going to do to me?" Antoinette teased on while Claire took hold of Antoinette's hand adding in her beautiful French accent "What is it he is going to do to us, you mean"

Ryokin beamed. Life was fantastic. Money was never an issue. Power, he was already born with, it seemed as the whole universe was at his favor, everything was fanstastic, he was living like a God. The act went on and on and it was fantastic, and then, exactly then when Ryokin was starting to enjoy himself the most, the sirens started

"ALERT, ALERT, ALL OFFICERS TO THEIR POSTS, INCOMING ENEMY CONTACTS" the ship computer's voice blasted through the intercoms

"what the, wait, no, not now !! NOT NOW !!!" Ryokin yelled. Claire and Antoinette with very worried expressions in their faces, looked at each other in shock. Crios and Arthurius came running into the room.

"My lord, let me help to dress you, your weapons I left on your desk." Arthurius explained

"Great, but let me finish here quickly, ladies, back to work", Ryokin countered

"Lord, it is not a good idea to ...." Arthurius tried to reason

"Mind your own business will you, now get out of my room" Ryokin sneered

Arthurius approached Crios and whispered "How many of the pills did he take?

"I was absent getting the drinks, but I know he must have taken at least three, since his pillbox is empty and yesterday it had about five left." Crios replied

"That's just great, get to the front door, await the security detail and let me handle this here" Arthurius ordered

"Lord, remember you are under the influence of your pills, but you got to reason, you need to come with us to the command center, your men need you there!!!" Arthurius yelled

Would it have been anyone else yelling at Ryokin, he would have dispatched the person right then and there, but Ryokin afterall was the station manager, he was, the number one in command. So he reasoned. He realized that he indeed was under the influence of the pills and that he had to make the best out of it. So he jumped out of the bed yelling "to arms, to arms !!!" grabbing Claire by the arm and trying to run naked out of the room

Arthurius blocked his escape however adding: "Not without your proper clothes. You can't have a naked commander running around now can you lord"

Arthurius helped Ryokin into his pants, the two ladies were given bathrobes and Arthurius ordered them to their living quarters.

"The hell with that, they're coming with me! " Ryokin countered. "I am sure they'' enjoy the show"

"But lord, it is not the right moment...." but Ryokin had no more patience and slapped Arthurius strong across the face. Arthurius understood, they would have to make the best out of it, the girls were coming along.

Ryokin, grabbed his pistol, his sword and was looking for the grenades but Arthurius was clever enough to have hidden them. The last thing that was needed, was the station manager under the influence of sex pills, throwing around grenades. The pistol and by the Gods the sword was already worrying enough. Finding no grenades to grab, he grabbed Claire by the wrist, who was holding Antoinette by the elbow. So all of them, ran out of the room and arrived at the main hall. There stood two squad of marines, in their full battle gear and Ryokin sensed pride. All those men, at his dispoasal. Captain Hendriks approached, knelt and before he could start the sitrep, Ryokin waved him up, he liked Captain Hendriks

"My lord, our defense turrets have been sabotaged, any minute now and the boarding parties arrive. We need to get to the command center, me and my men will get you there."

"Hendriks, you had to see these two girls here, it was fantastic, especially when Antoinette here went down on..." Ryokin tried to go on but was interrupted by Arthurius who added

"Surely the Captain will want to hear more of that at the command center", while shaking his head towards the Captain who immediately understood that Ryokin was once again under the influence of those rumored pills.

"Very well, Cato, Gauis, on point. Let's get a move on. Valerius and Parker, stay with Lord Adallus..." but he could barely finish and a violent impact happened. Some men were thrown to the ground, the two women screamed

So all of of them moved on. Shortly after one of the women lost her bathrobe causing one of the marines to look at her giant breasts,causing him to trip and fall, causing half of the squad fall down over him. It was a mess. Marines, slaves, a station manager in his own world and two prostitutes,one of them naked, but around the next corner, the next problem happened
Varathius
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2012-03-18 12:02:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Varathius
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