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Fun morality question for CSM 7
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Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-02-27 11:18:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
The following question is designed to provide a moment of levity to CSM 7 proceedings. It is not intentionally aimed at candidates so feel free to join in.



A bar manager is asking a question at an interview for a bar maids position:

"You accidently receive two bank notes from a customer when paying for drinks, what do you do with the extra note?"


Candidate A: I would call out the mistake and give it back to the customer.

Candidate B: I would keep it for myself.

Candidate C: I would put it in the staff tips jar.

Candidate D: I would give it to you (indicating the bar manager).

Candidate E: Shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet.


Which of the candidates got the job and why?

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Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-02-27 11:19:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
*reserved for a later funny answer*

As revealed by someone else:

Carpet3 wrote:
The one with the biggest boobs.

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ThisIsntMyMain
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-02-27 13:19:54 UTC
Hint: Eve isnt real life.

Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink.
Nestara Aldent
Citimatics
#4 - 2012-02-27 13:28:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Nestara Aldent
Quote:
Hint: Eve isnt real life.

Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink.


Exactly.

Or OP, we should be jailed for committing violence upon someone's pixels, the least? Lol
leboe
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-02-27 13:58:17 UTC
Stab him in the face and take the rest of his cash. Based on a true story.

http://rotekapelle.com/killboard/
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-02-27 16:56:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
ThisIsntMyMain wrote:
Hint: Eve isnt real life.

Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink.


Option added as candidate E.

Though I removed the spiking of a drink part as it seems overly malicious and unecessary to spike the drink of a person you just shot in most cases. Purely a practical observation for efficiency and maintaining bar stocks if anything. Have to give the candidate a "fighting chance" so to speak. Blink

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Carpet3
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-02-27 17:58:31 UTC
The one with the biggest boobs.
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-02-27 17:59:16 UTC
Carpet3 wrote:
The one with the biggest boobs.


There goes my funny answer for later.

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Carpet3
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-27 18:00:21 UTC
Old joke is old :p
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-02-27 18:11:43 UTC
Carpet3 wrote:
Old joke is old :p


True though hopefully the subtle use of the joke and the irony of that answer isn't lost in connection to voting psychology. Blink

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Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#11 - 2012-02-27 19:57:55 UTC
ThisIsntMyMain wrote:
Hint: Eve isnt real life.

Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink.


Important internet spaceships are serius buisness. Roll

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#12 - 2012-02-27 20:25:58 UTC
Shoot a monument in Jita because adding a bar to Incarna means less time spent working on Internet Spaceships.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#13 - 2012-02-27 21:22:47 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Shoot a monument in Jita because adding a bar to Incarna means less time spent working on Internet Spaceships.

They should work on a more shootable monument.

With rainbows and music, and of course invulnerability timers.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#14 - 2012-02-28 01:09:03 UTC
If its a bar in Eve some folks would say "E". But a better answer would be

Give the bill back then strike up a conversation. Form an alliance and find someone that looks defenseless, rob them and split the loot, when we find someone that looks capable, recruit them and then take on bigger targets. Use the funds to get better weapons. When we can't find anyone to rob, mug old folks and vandalize parked vehicles and buildings.

Once we run the city, start on the next one till we own everything!

So that's my Eve answer!

Issler Dainze
The Miner's Friend
CSM 7 Candidate