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Wot's all this then about these Goons?
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#81 - 2012-02-27 21:17:49 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
Vyl Vit wrote:
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
The truth is we did it with our posting.

I'd like to believe that. Really.

It's not hard. They were really bad posters.

All our good posts are postsec, and are kept hidden away in your secret goonfleet dot com forums, with Solo Drakban guarding the gates from SPAIs.

This is the secret to our power.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Slap Chop
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#82 - 2012-02-27 21:53:33 UTC
Sup shitdicks some terrible postin' going on here I see.
Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#83 - 2012-02-27 22:00:22 UTC
And then you came along and made it even worse. :colbert:

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#84 - 2012-02-27 22:10:44 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
my legacy is not in how i am remembered by people who still play eve, but in the bitter memories of those whom i forced to ragequit


you can always bet that Weaselior will quickly jump at an opportunity to give himself a reach-around
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#85 - 2012-02-27 22:40:55 UTC
Kessiaan wrote:
The Goons?

I think they tried to scam me once, and once in a while our roams will bump into their roams if we go far enough.

Although I respect the Goons for being the Glorious Bastards of EvE, I don't think anything they've ever done or will do in EvE can possibly top what they did in STO. The tears flowed like Niagara Falls - goon threads in EvE have nothing on them and never will.


You're right, that was f'n hilarious Lol
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2012-02-27 23:02:07 UTC
Some forum poster once described us as an entropic collective. I like that description. Goons are what happens when you try to organize chaos. You can't really organize chaos, you can only point it in a particular direction and pray for whatever lives that way.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Serene Repose
#87 - 2012-02-27 23:22:54 UTC
Slap Chop wrote:
Sup shitdicks some terrible postin' going on here I see.

You so funny GI. I bet you have that line on your clipboard to save from looking up the words in the dictionary...like "I" and "on".

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#88 - 2012-02-27 23:25:31 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
This is the secret to our power.

The secret to your power is the same as the secret of the odiferous underarm where neither soap, nor roll-on has been applied.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#89 - 2012-02-27 23:34:31 UTC
When you're committed to a "never stop posting" lifestyle there's not time for hygiene.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Serene Repose
#90 - 2012-02-28 18:12:39 UTC
This posting on forums issue raises a lot of questions about who the Goonwaffle really are. Are they who they say they are, or are they a secret squad of Facebook exiles seeking to spread their digital footprint across the vast scape of the world wide web-thing?

At first glance, this seems harmless enough. However, upon close inspection with the dangling participles and the hanging prepositions, language itself may be in jeopardy! Should we just sit by and allow this onslaught? No! No, I say! Fight back!

Let's exploit the Goonwaffle weaknesses! Use Google! (I'd suggest using a dictionary and thesaurus, but Google has both of those.) Report any butchery of the language to your nearest English teacher! We must act, and act NOW, or we shall be overrun.

Come to think of it...GOOnwaffle....GOOgle....it may be too late!

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#91 - 2012-02-28 18:20:33 UTC
arcca jeth wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
my legacy is not in how i am remembered by people who still play eve, but in the bitter memories of those whom i forced to ragequit


you can always bet that Weaselior will quickly jump at an opportunity to give himself a reach-around

hello, future bitter ragequit

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#92 - 2012-02-29 04:58:45 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
When you're committed to a "never stop posting" lifestyle there's not time for hygiene.

Never not post~~~

Especially on EVE-O forums, an excellent internet spaceships discussion platform.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Duvida
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#93 - 2012-02-29 05:57:21 UTC
arcca jeth wrote:
Kessiaan wrote:
The Goons?

I think they tried to scam me once, and once in a while our roams will bump into their roams if we go far enough.

Although I respect the Goons for being the Glorious Bastards of EvE, I don't think anything they've ever done or will do in EvE can possibly top what they did in STO. The tears flowed like Niagara Falls - goon threads in EvE have nothing on them and never will.


You're right, that was f'n hilarious Lol



Ugghhh.... watched the videos, bunch of griefers, but anyway... They could've logged out and logged back in and all would have been grief-free for them?

So why did the FBI get mentioned several times? I'm guessing there's an answer in that 126 page thread you linked, but could I get the TL;DR (126 pages) version? Roll