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Looking to learn nullsec survival and PVP? Then join OUCH!

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Merlin Aesir
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#61 - 2011-10-16 03:43:50 UTC
OUCH is still recruiting. Join the in game channel OUCH-UNI if you have any questions.
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
#62 - 2011-10-18 11:16:39 UTC
^^ merlin will in that channel also give you replys on other topics like:

1. Brittish cooking (and what went wrong)
2. Why they till havent been sanctioned by the rest of the world for releasing spice girls on us
3. Why you never ever wear a "football sucks" T-shirt on anfield stadium
Black Claw
Scorpion's Sting
#63 - 2011-10-19 20:33:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Black Claw
'Dammit, you guys killed me. Why can't you PVP with skill and style instead of teaching efficient combat techniques? I'd have a better chance of winning or even just surviving if you taught your noobs to fight with skill and style. I hate you so much.'

We don't claim to 'teach with skill and style'. We claim to teach pilots how to survive in nullsec, and how to fight. We do that with a high level of efficiency. The people that don't like how we teach are usually the ones that end up on the wrong end of our weapons because their survival techniques just aren't up to scratch. But that's apparently because OUCH doesn't teach properly, and has nothing to do with the victim's inability to fly properly.

Yeh, right.

It's like those people that call you a loser because you don't want to fight their 20-man fleet with your T1 cruiser. Or those same guys that can't pin you down and kill you because your superior skills allowed you to get away from their pitiful attempts to tackle you and kill you. 'Come back in your T1 cruiser and fight our 20 x T2 ships like a real man!'

I have no time for those people, and neither does OUCH. If you feel the same way, come join OUCH and join in on upsetting people with your 'lack of skill and style'.
CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
#64 - 2011-10-20 09:10:32 UTC
Offtopic posts removed.

CCP Spitfire | Marketing & Sales Team @ccp_spitfire
Black Claw
Scorpion's Sting
#65 - 2011-10-20 10:38:46 UTC
CCP Spitfire wrote:
Offtopic posts removed.

Thank you! Big smile
Miss Teri
Skybert Organization
#66 - 2011-10-22 14:02:23 UTC
CCP Spitfire wrote:
Offtopic posts removed.


Gotta love it when ccp bumps us.. :)
CampoV
Industrial Magic
Interplay
#67 - 2011-10-24 03:21:53 UTC
Nullsec's not for everyone, but for the PvPer it's the place to be.


The infamous EVE learning curve? Lots of folks doing the wrong thing in the wrong way at the wrong place at the wrong time.

OUCH is here to help you invest your time and effort in understanding and practicing the game mechanics that will have you throwing folks off the top of the hill.

CampoV
Markie Mark
Funky Bunch Industrials
#68 - 2011-10-24 07:53:17 UTC
Good to see you guys are still flying.

Have a free bump from me
Omegaplex
#69 - 2011-10-24 08:36:57 UTC
Arrow You Can't Go Wrong With These Guys Attention

Arrow Sign Up NOW Twisted
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
Nick Volbeat
The Flaming Sideburn's
#70 - 2011-10-24 13:41:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Nick Volbeat
And in the nature of a curse "true" resident we keep our blue list tinzywinzy coz we are lazy and hate to go faar to shoot ppl,
our old diplo was fragged by his camp due to blues.
Our new diplo are afraid to meddle with the standings list.......he is convinced that every time he tries to set blue someone its a 27% chance that his arms will fall off.
Psi Theta
Enigmatic Conundrum
#71 - 2011-10-24 18:51:59 UTC
In addition to all the training and nullsec operations, we also host a monthly T1 frigate free-for-all. During each FFA we award 140 million isk in prizes plus at least two T2 ships. AND the last man standing takes home the much-coveted OUCH Bloodfest Medal.

All students, graduates and permanent members are invited to participate. Only T1 frigates with meta zero fits. This puts students on a level playing field with graduates and staff members, all to roll in the lolz.

Great fun! Where else can you get a realistic chance to kill an honest-to-god shark like Miss Teri. Or fly a novelty fit with the sole purpose of putting so many damps on Bren that he can barely target his own... nose...

Join us for the lolz. Join us to learn to survive in 0.0. Join us to learn how to WIN in pvp.
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#72 - 2011-10-25 23:07:13 UTC
OUCH is a not-for-profit corporation providing null sec survival and basic PvP training to Eve Newbies and Veteran Carebears alike.

Whether you join us for a month, or a year, we're folks just like you, passing along the lessons we learned the hard way.

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Omegaplex
#73 - 2011-10-27 07:54:39 UTC
Arrow A Fine Group Of Gents , Well Worth Your Time Checking Them Out Attention
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
#74 - 2011-10-27 15:47:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Adeptus mecanicus
we are one of the "westside" of curse and that meens the only part of SOV and "bigger" picture that intrests us.........is to fry their assBlink
Black Claw
Scorpion's Sting
#75 - 2011-10-28 23:06:37 UTC
well, not fry YOUR ass, if you're reading this and trying to find out who you should be joining... No, we fry THEIR asses. And as a student, you'll be trained in how to fry their asses too!

Just wanted to make that clear. Big smile
Nick Volbeat
The Flaming Sideburn's
#76 - 2011-10-29 16:51:21 UTC
yeah frying other ppl good......and OUCH can teach you thatBlink
Bartholomew Brewster
Skybert Organization
Reeloaded.
#77 - 2011-10-30 16:09:53 UTC
If you're a noob and want to learn to kill ****, you can do a lot worse than OUCH.
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#78 - 2011-11-01 01:34:28 UTC  |  Edited by: NatashaK
I came into OUCH with zero kills and 1.5+ years of carebearing, getting steamrolled by anyone who wanted to shoot at me. This October, I graduated, became a permanent member, and pulled in 114 kills. If you want to turn your EVE career around, come check us out.
Yingtong Fiddleipo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#79 - 2011-11-01 18:27:18 UTC
Fancy venturing into Null?

We teach the skills you need to stay alive long enough to enjoy yourself.
CampoV
Industrial Magic
Interplay
#80 - 2011-11-03 15:26:41 UTC
If you take your gaming time seriously, OUCH might be for you. We make every reasonable effort to boost the fun factor of EVE by helping you learn the ropes of nullsec survival and small gang PvP.

CampoV