Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

I'm in my car on Sunday and my phone pings: someone's sent me a text.

There's only one reply to that:

oh oh

These guys really seem to have it pitched right. The modules are really good, concise and very informative. I've been playing Eve since 2003 and I've learned quite a lot I've missed on the way.

The other thing I like is that you're expected to get on with things (at your own pace) no ones breathing down you neck but there's always friendly advice there if you need it.

If you've wanted to try nullsec but didn't know where to start then join OUCH and take your first steps

Hey OUCH fellas i lost my dog in 8G the other night so maybe you have seen him?

"bump" from the sideburns

I like to point out in response to Andski's "Building a Newbie Program" (excellent post btw), there's also a third party option.

Have your new recruits trained by corporations that are well known for doing this.
OUCH is a good example of a dedicated 0 sec space training corporation.

So when they return they obviously dont have a heap of skill points but they are familiar with stuff like setting up overview, bookmarking, tackling, scouting and fleet comms.

Saving your corporation/alliance a lot of time to teach them pvp more in depth in relation to your desired fleet composition.

Let OUCH be you third party training corporation.

For the past two years, the members of OUCH have been working toward the establishing the Open University of Celestial Hardship as an Eve Institution. It's a work still in progress, but we've come to believe that our supportive small core membership, our focused purpose, and our slow organic growth is the reason why we're still doing what we're doing: providing quality null sec survival and basic PvP training, at little to no cost to the student.

Check us out.

sounds a bit like my girlfriend recruitment program

Glad we could help, and thank you.

So, these guys are for serious... i dont think they sleep. their students and most definately graduates i avoid. and their pvp players i stear clear from.

so. if your not a AWESOME CAREBEAR like me.....and want to learn how to strike fear into the haulers in null. and learn to survive. join ouch.... is a good call. probubly the right one for id say 80 percent of pvp players out there.... so get over yourselves and join.

Learn the basics of nullsec life with experienced instructors using a developed curriculum, and fly off to wherever you may go next a better player.