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Looking to learn nullsec survival and PVP? Then join OUCH!

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Nasha Fera
Tranquility Tavern
Pandemic Horde
#461 - 2012-07-19 11:07:14 UTC
I just completed the first few modules with NatashaK as the instructor. It was super boring listening to him for 3 hours talking about overview and escape settings but it was worth it...

I have been playing eve since last year but i never knew you could tell at a glance which pilots were jamming/neuting/scramming you just by setting up your overview properly.

That was just one example. There are many other things i learnt at that class. There are a ton of restrictions on what you can and cannot do while in Corp (for e.g you cant go to low/null sec w/o completing certain modules and you can only fly t1 frigates even if you can go into low/null sec) but if you endure, then you feel like you have earned the right to go out and explore low/null sec (as opposed to going in clueless and getting ***** slapped into your next clone by a pirate or ganker).

tl;dr : Join OUCH, these people know what they are doing because they have been doing it for a long, long time.
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
#462 - 2012-07-19 14:31:12 UTC  |  Edited by: BullMastiff
Well we just had a new guy to curse, one of our blues , learn a valuable lesson last night, that no amount of me telling, jumping up and down, begging or pleading, with tears in my eyes, can ever teach.

We were coming back to k-q from trying to pop a 401k sleip that had casually warped through k-q. While coming back one of 6pack buds decides t move ahead in a hurry to k-q and comes across coms, there's a pull bubble on the cl gate in 8g. bullmastiff > you didnt just warp straight to the gate in there did you? pilot> umm yea. Bullmastiff> well we are two jumps behind you. Do me a favor will you? Pilot> whats that? im fighting. Bullmastiff> Say hello to the spider for me little fly. pilot aww **** im down, they jammed me out. Bullmastiff> what did you lose? Pilot > one of the stabber fleets i just bought from you. Bullmastiff> None to worry mate, i got 20 more for you to buy in k-q. Fleet warp to bull , align cl.

This is what you can learn among many other things at ouch. As many hate mail/stories of faggotry that you will get from people about Bren and his groups tactics. They are sound. Most people forget that when they look at the cheap azz ships they have the recruits in. But they are led by guys who are ace falcon pilots. they have t3 links up , cloaky recons , mainly falcons and an occasional sniper mach, they 14k alpha in your face. Your eyelids are gonna stick together.

Now some may think this is gay, and from any other corp it would be extremely gay. But understand, this is a training corp. Bren and his instructors are taking care of their flock while letting them learn to kill. It is very well done.

Yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death (Curse) I will fear no evil (A4D), for you are with me (Bren and his staff) Thy rod and thy staff comfort me (Mucho grande ecm , links, and support).

Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL.

Can i get an AMEN!!!!


Bull A4D foreva b itches
If you cant run with the big dogs, get off the porch.
Bulls Tachyons http://i.imgur.com/1gVVA.jpg
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
#463 - 2012-07-19 14:37:54 UTC  |  Edited by: BullMastiff
Im not saying you cant kill AWA, you just have to know their weaknesses. Now this may be bad form for me to tell you how to do it on their recruitment post , but hey, im an a$$hole. so here it is.


Have a cloaky recon move into 8g and get close to their camp. Then post this into local. http://media.fukung.net/images/23638/729074e7f9c1720995cefa1b6efd8c91.gif
Wait 20 secs and they will be fully hypnotized , THEN BUM RUSH THEM and kill them all without a fight.

Guaranteed

Bull's advanced tactical training. please burn after reading
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#464 - 2012-07-19 22:23:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Bren Genzan
Quote:
Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL.
Don't listen to him. We're friendly to all that visit us. And we would never ever even think of dishonoring ourselves by flying ECM ships. That would be unsportsmanlike.

Oops... How did that happen?

My bad.Twisted

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Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#465 - 2012-07-19 22:24:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Bren Genzan
Quote:
There are a ton of restrictions on what you can and cannot do while in Corp (for e.g you cant go to low/null sec w/o completing certain modules and you can only fly t1 frigates even if you can go into low/null sec) but if you endure, then you feel like you have earned the right to go out and explore low/null sec (as opposed to going in clueless and getting ***** slapped into your next clone by a pirate or ganker).
QFT

PvPers love expensive kill mails. OUCH is in the business of teaching players how to avoid becoming a statistic on someone else's kill board. We love it when our students tell us harrowing tales of escaping the hardened killers of null sec, but in all honesty, we expect our students to lose ships as they practice the skills they have learned. So we limit their losses to T1 frigates.

People join OUCH to learn how to survive outside of High Sec. If they think that they can do it on their own, without training, they can continue their self study in their current corporations.

But if they think they need a little formal schooling, well, that's what we do.

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Sygma
Appetite 4 Destruction
#466 - 2012-07-20 19:36:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Sygma
StevieTopSiders wrote:
Moar like Open University of Run from Stevie's Sleipnir. :smug:

But actually, these guys aren't terrible.


Heck I think everyone should use a Titan to hot drop a inexperienced player training corp! Spending 50 billion to kill a Rifter is worth the investment. And no they aren't terrible, they are the best 8G gate camping corp in EVE bar none! Heck they have killed me a few times...the only time I get upset by it is when I have to make a new warp spot (then I blow up their bubbles for hours)

Bren's guys know what they are doing.
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#467 - 2012-07-24 04:47:46 UTC  |  Edited by: NatashaK
Nasha Fera wrote:
I just completed the first few modules with NatashaK as the instructor. It was super boring listening to him for 3 hours talking about overview and escape settings but it was worth it...


My reputation precedes me.

But seriously, maybe you've heard that little voice in your head whispering, "You should try something new, like new sec." I remember when I was a student and I navigated my way around my first gate camp in Curse using what I learned in class. That was a rush. A year later, I'm flying alongside my instructors. Waiting to tell your own tales of surviving and PvPing in 0.0? Let OUCH help you with that.
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#468 - 2012-07-26 10:49:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Bren Genzan
We'll teach you how to jump into the gate camp and live to tell about it.

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Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#469 - 2012-07-28 14:21:53 UTC
Here's a tip: Take the time to skill up 3 levels in Infomorph Psychology, which allows you to use Jump Clones. Then join Estel Arador and get a couple of high sec jump clones.

Then join OUCH.

Later on, when you're ready to get you're feet wet in null, but realize that it's dumb to risk a head full of high cost implants, you can jump into a clean clone and have at it.

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Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
#470 - 2012-07-29 10:11:01 UTC
Bull mentioned that there is very few ways to trick OUCH and that is true…….tho there is a way to sneak past em,

They train players of age infant to ancient and the trick is to stay realy realy quiet on the gate into them and when you hear "squeak" of a walker then you jump.

PS: im on vecation so arch dont have to use his locator agents to find me in 3 weeks Blink
PPS: tell him i hold his oil can as ransomTwisted
Liongod 1988
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#471 - 2012-07-29 11:05:55 UTC
Ello Ive been away just Qing skills for a longtime now and been very lazy lol kinda want to move to null sec learn about it and join the fun so show me what you can teach me plz if u want m always willing to learn more
Liongod 1988
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#472 - 2012-07-29 11:13:13 UTC
How do i join OUCH sounds like fun
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#473 - 2012-07-30 00:06:13 UTC
Liongod 1988 wrote:
How do i join OUCH sounds like fun


Just drop into our OUCH-UNI channel and we'll answer all the questions.
Or just simply send an application to our corp and we'll accept you.

As mentioned in earlier posts, we have more or less zero requirements, as long as you follow our rules while you're with us.
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#474 - 2012-08-01 03:57:49 UTC
Ever looked at the EVE launcher and clicked on the button for Player Organizations: Helpful Corps in Game? Guess who is on that list... Blink

Come to OUCH to train in 0.0 survival and PvP. What you learn will serve you well through the rest of your time in EVE.
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
#475 - 2012-08-05 15:18:42 UTC
a bump to the OUCH boyz from the NW of eve space Blink

PS: found a nanite control skillbook so gimme a holler if ya need the nanite and neurotoxin skills Blink
Bfoster
Dependable Delinquents
Fraternity.
#476 - 2012-08-08 15:21:23 UTC
OUCH does a great job of getting new players into null sec and more importantly PVP!!
Togg Bott
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#477 - 2012-08-08 22:55:30 UTC
old(ish) player that has returned to EvE after a long time out due to RL.

I plan to join you guys in a week or so. as i Know i have forgotten more about PvP than i remember.

also posting to give you guys a bump in mid week.
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#478 - 2012-08-09 21:29:19 UTC
One of the most important things that OUCH teaches is confidence. Yesterday, the guys were on a roam with our neighbors. A few of us wanted to play too, so we jumped in frigs and started chasing the gang, a dozen jumps away, dodging 'dictors and Dramiels on the way to join the fleet.

When you're playing "catchup to the gang" you should have no worries, no stress, and no lost ships. Cool

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Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#479 - 2012-08-11 11:17:11 UTC
With so many corps to choose from, all of them claiming to do what you like, or claiming that they are going to star doing that soon, how do you know which one is the right fit for you?

I can't answer that question for you, but I can tell you that what OUCH does is unique.

We provide basic training in null survival and pvp. It's really that simple.

Join us for a time, learn and move on. No cost. No red tape, No scams.

After you graduate, what you do with what we teach you is all up to you.

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2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#480 - 2012-08-11 11:21:33 UTC
OUCH is an everlearning corporation.

We have numerous classes that give you al the basic tools to jump "safely" into nullsec and try some PVP.
But even after you graduate with us, the learning acutally just begun.
Our permanent members (trainers) are always trying new stuff, upgrading all knowledge and experiences, exploring new areas and types of combat and so on. Ofcourse all our training programs are updated accordingly.

If you also found out that you can never know or try everything in EVE, you're welcome to join us and learn something new every day.