Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Wanna learn how to tackle (hold the target in place)?

Join ouch, you'll be able to attend the game of "who is the fastest tackler in gang" :)

Lost a ship to a gate camp, or roaming fleet?

Don't get mad... get even!

We teach you the tools that help you, avoid the traps, set your own, and pick your fights.

Join us and learn to fight and survive in Null.

For more info, join the OUCH-UNI channel in-game.

You know you're tired of mining, missioning and other care bear games. You know you're no longer feeling the old excitement that logging in used to bring you. You know that watery soup running through your veins no longer contains the slightest vestige of adrenaline. It's hi sec BOREDOM settling in.

Logging in has become like kissing your sister. (YOUR sister not mine. Mine's a little hottie!)

We have what you need. Join us in Nullsec and get your adrenaline surging again.

I'll even shoot you some pics of my sister!

The learning cliff can be steep. We make it a little easier.

We teach null sec survival.

No interview. No API needed. No waiting Que. Just apply to join and get excepted within 24 hours.

All you need is the willingness to learn.

Come join the fun and learn how to fly safer in null!

And by the way... even with all the sharks in the water, Psi won that FFA... Again.

I met Bren when he was a brand new player. He wanted the pvp aspect of EVE soon after he started. A friend of mine asked me to help him train these guys. I was with outbreak at the time and didnt have a whole lot of time, but i spent a few nights getting them killed in 0.0. Explaining as much as i could, in that short time, about tactics and the value of having oversized balls. ( http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1019792/ ) (always good to have friends. ) You could tell he was soaking up the info. I do not claim any credit in what he has learned since then. I have told him the reason that he gets so much hate in local is because he is doing it right.

My name is Bullmastiff. If you are a carebear I want to kill you. If you are a pvper. I want to kill you. If you are not A4D i want to hit you in the face so bad , you give my fist a boner.( http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/I-want-to-punch-you-so-bad.jpg). I run a pvp corp, we are advanced in our battle tactics. I support Bren and his group because I get apps from guys just like you wanting to join A4D. Noobs give me anurisms. Thats why I send them to Bren. When I get them back, they are ready for my instruction. If you do not go to these guys first, then this is me and this is you. ( http://fukung.net/v/23251/b98bf7e7562cfe3d94f84d7171643092.gif )

Curse is the ******* of EVE. Its the dirtiest , nastiest place you can find. But, its my *******, and i will **** on you every chance I get. OUCH teaches you how to avoid the dogpiles that i will lay around curse. They do their job so well that half my guys respect what they do, the other half hate their guts. Mission accomplished.

You owe it to yourself to try these guys out, have the patience to endure the training, IT WILL SAVE YOU ISK. You will never see my corp from the inside without the tools of the trade in your pocket. Your either an alpha dog or a cur in my book. I will take your isk, kill you and your ship, hell, if i had my way , id come to your house and stomp your computer flat. RESPECT THROUGH FEAR.

If you dont have the balls to learn to survive in 0.0 , then stay outta my yard. Your just another victim kid ( http://www.killsometime.com/videos/5282/Psycho-Dog-Man-Reenacts-Attack)

Im Bullmastiff and i support this thread
A4D forever ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2r8kBnGtAU&feature=related%3Cbr%3E%3C/fontsize%3E%3C/color%3E)

Life in Curse tends to turn our thoughts from the twisted to the sublime.

Join us and (in addition to all the great PvP guides) our excellent forums will let you peek inside the questionably normal and sober thoughts of our members...

Exerpt for our "Quotable Quotes" thread:
[04:37:04] Zurakaru Ze > WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. REFUTANCE IS SYSTILE. YOUR ASS WILL BE LAMINATED.

My drunk CEO told me to bump the Ouchie's recruitment thread so here goes ...

Ok, I bumped the thread, you freakin happy now ?

Can I go back to bubble camping and drinking till I pass out ?"

(Cut / Paste from Sideburns Recruitment thread for increased lazyness)

Hey, totally interested in joining (as soon as the 24 hrs cool down period has ended).

one question though. what are noobs allowed to do out side of class times?