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Hail Sec Status (Prayer for a Pirate)
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Bloodpetal
Tir Capital Management Group
#1 - 2012-02-23 20:36:41 UTC

A Prayer for the Pirate in remission.


Hail Sec Status,
Full of Tears,
The CONCORD is with thee.
Blessed art thou among carebears,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Belt Rat.

Holy Sec Status,
Mother of Outlaws,
pray for us pirates now,
and at the hour of our podding.

Amen.

Where I am.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#2 - 2012-02-23 22:22:03 UTC
Bloodpetal wrote:

A Prayer for the Pirate in remission.


Hail Sec Status,
Full of Tears,
The CONCORD is with thee.
Blessed art thou among carebears,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Belt Rat.

Holy Sec Status,
Mother of Outlaws,
pray for us pirates now,
and at the hour of our podding.

Amen.


The next time you think you have something clever to post on C&P, just don't. This was utter crap and you should be ashamed.
Bloodpetal
Tir Capital Management Group
#3 - 2012-02-23 22:24:26 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Bloodpetal wrote:

A Prayer for the Pirate in remission.


Hail Sec Status,
Full of Tears,
The CONCORD is with thee.
Blessed art thou among carebears,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Belt Rat.

Holy Sec Status,
Mother of Outlaws,
pray for us pirates now,
and at the hour of our podding.

Amen.


The next time you think you have something clever to post on C&P, just don't. This was utter crap and you should be ashamed.



Good, i was wondering where all the trolls were. Whew. I was getting worried.

Where I am.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#4 - 2012-02-23 23:10:01 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
He wasn't trolling. That was pretty terrible.

Here, I threw together a rough draft of something that doesn't suck quite as much.

Hail pirate,
Full of tears,
C&P is with thee.
Cursed art thou among carebears,
and cursed are the ships
of thy choice, Rifters.
Evil pirate,
Bringer of gank,
Ransom them their pods now,
and shoot them anyway.


(yes I know the last line doesn't fit with the original, that's quite deliberate.)

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#5 - 2012-02-24 00:18:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Daemon Ceed
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
He wasn't trolling. That was pretty terrible.

Here, I threw together a rough draft of something that doesn't suck quite as much.

Hail pirate,
Full of tears,
C&P is with thee.
Cursed art thou among carebears,
and cursed are the ships
of thy choice, Rifters.
Evil pirate,
Bringer of gank,
Ransom them their pods now,
and shoot them anyway.


(yes I know the last line doesn't fit with the original, that's quite deliberate.)


Now that was so much better. I would like to offer a slight revision and also add to the end:

Hail pirate,
drinker of tears,
C&P is with thee.
Cursed art thou among carebears,
and cursed are the ships
of thy choice, Rifters.
Evil pirate,
Bringer of gank,
Ransom them their pods now,
and shoot them anyway.
For the shiny, the ISKies, and their ragequits are yours
For ever and ever.