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When do you show her your domi?

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Samuel Moore Walton
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-02-23 20:27:12 UTC
Going on fifth date, all but the first dates have resulted in sucessful deployments. However she wants to move in and well that doesn't leave any secrets.

Do I just whip out my Domi or is there a subtle method?

On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2012-02-23 20:29:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Doc Fury
Stupid forums

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2012-02-23 20:31:08 UTC
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:
When do you show her your domi?


Right after you show her your Thorax.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#4 - 2012-02-23 20:32:07 UTC
Ask if she has slept around first. If yes, you know her vag has expanded enough, so you can just slip the Domi right in.

If not, it might hurt a bit as it goes in.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

rofflesausage
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-02-23 20:33:41 UTC  |  Edited by: rofflesausage
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:

On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?


As a Brit, let me assure you that they only want to move in when they have nowhere else to live or are getting in a position where they can leave with more than they started with.

If it's been five dates, you either have a huge dong, money, or she needs to move in.

Claim it's the first to everyone on here, but think about the other two in your own time.
Il Feytid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-02-23 20:37:18 UTC
Try to log off and have a friend check to see if she has your safe spot camped.
Steve Celeste
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-02-23 20:42:17 UTC
So at what point do you say "**** it, I am just going to make troll threads in GD"?
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#8 - 2012-02-23 20:47:16 UTC
rofflesausage wrote:
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:

On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?


As a Brit, let me assure you that they only want to move in when they have nowhere else to live or are getting in a position where they can leave with more than they started with.

If it's been five dates, you either have a huge dong, money, or she needs to move in.

Claim it's the first to everyone on here, but think about the other two in your own time.



He can't claim its the first, he's already stated that it's the size of a spaceship that is maybe about 2 inches in size on most common monitors.

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?

Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-02-23 20:48:29 UTC
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:


On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?


Sounds a bit fast to me. Usually at that point you can tell where things are going or aren't going, but if she wants to move in, she either really likes you, her biological clock is ticking like crazy or she doesn't have a home.
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2012-02-23 21:05:48 UTC


If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep.

Would you like a kitten?

Hecatonis
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-02-23 21:39:34 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:


If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep.


i laughed
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#12 - 2012-02-23 21:42:30 UTC
Docking permission requested...

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Samuel Moore Walton
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#13 - 2012-02-23 21:43:00 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:


If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep.


This scares me.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#14 - 2012-02-23 21:52:07 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:


If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep so she can make-off with your stuffs.


FYP

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

KrakizBad
Section 8.
#15 - 2012-02-23 22:04:21 UTC
This thread is better than the incursion one.
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#16 - 2012-02-23 22:59:48 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Docking permission requested...


... your weapon has run out of charges.

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highonpop
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2012-02-23 23:56:00 UTC  |  Edited by: highonpop
moving in after the 5th date?

Overheat MWD and GTFO


edit:

btw, only 16 posts and already full of win! Cool

FC, what do?

Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#18 - 2012-02-24 02:27:32 UTC
Are you crazy? She's obviously a spy from an enemy corp or alliance. She's moving in to try to find your logon information and then destroy your corp from within. Either that or she'll unplug your computer in the midst of a crucial battle. Remember, this is Eve and Eve is real. Trust nobody! In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if 'she' is actually a guy. Can't believe you almost fell for this obvious infiltration attempt.

No good deed goes unpunished

Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#19 - 2012-02-24 02:40:47 UTC
British women wanting to move in after 5th date? Does she have all her belongings in a carrier bag?

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Jed Mosley
U Got To Sin
#20 - 2012-02-24 02:47:00 UTC
What the **** did i just read..
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