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Angry and want some revenge advice needed please

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Aggressive Nutmeg
#41 - 2012-02-23 23:01:00 UTC
Im Super Gay wrote:
lol the op lost a drake to a rifter

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15242894

Goodness me. That's the worst fit I've ever seen on a Drake. Shield boosters? CPU? Stab?

Seriously OP, you clearly don't have the skills yet to be flying a Drake in lowsec. Don't take shortcuts. Do the tutorials.

And don't buy PLEX to buy ships you can't afford. When you're ready to fly such ships, the ISK will already have naturally accumulated in your wallet.

And if this was a troll, you got me. Well played, sir.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#42 - 2012-02-24 00:59:07 UTC
Not bad, not bad.

Would read again, at least once, and have a lol.

Points for stylish ironic genericism, but overall lacking in originality, however:

6/10.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Bojan Krux
Doomheim
#43 - 2012-02-24 03:47:20 UTC
I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.

*le sigh*
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#44 - 2012-02-24 04:11:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Nathan Jameson
Bojan Krux wrote:
I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.

*le sigh*


Perhaps this is not the game for you. They don't tell you this, but full name of this game is actually "EVE Online: Non-Consensual Buttfuckery."

EDIT: Wait...that word isn't censored? I'm gonna remember that for later...

http://www.wormholes.info
Kaeda Maxwell
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#45 - 2012-02-24 07:54:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaeda Maxwell
Bojan Krux wrote:
I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.

*le sigh*


Welcome to EVE.

Having said that, some advice;

1. Never, ever fly what you can't afford to loose.
2. EVE is a PvP game, people are going to blow you up question is not 'if' it's 'when' so don't get attached to ships consider anything you undock as 'lost'.
3. High sec is somewhat safer (no, not totally safe either) then lowsec or nullsec. Personally I think it pleads for you that you went into lowsec regardless of the risk, but see point 1 & 2.
4. If you loose a ship and don't know why; ask the culprit. More often then not they'll be happy to explain what you did wrong. Unless you say, throw a tantrum in their public chat ;)
5. If you must cry. Cry on the inside. Crying in public in EVE will get you ridiculed and little else and then some meanie will post your chatlogs.
6. If you feel you must operate in lowsec I highly suggest you join a corp or alliance that lives there, there are plenty of non-pirate organisations in lowsec, when you and your new found friends are ready to come extract REVENGE we can be found around Molden Heath, please do bring it, we enjoy PvP.
7. Don't hire Rebirth. they're terrible and afraid of going into lowsec.
8. Not sure if it helps but there's people out there that do even dumber stuff; http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15316641 (yes really!)
Msgerbs
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2012-02-24 08:24:19 UTC
There's always a stupider fish.
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#47 - 2012-02-24 09:08:52 UTC
Bojan Krux wrote:
I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.

*le sigh*

You are being made fun of. Eve is best described as Mos Eisley. We are NOT nice people here, as a general rule, and even the ones who are nice will hurt you as bad as they can if you give them a chance.

And the bulk of the people who post on the forums, especially C&P, find you getting angry to be one of the funniest things in the world. This is not a place you will get sympathy, tho you will get ALOT of good advice, if you can filter the trolling.

Kaeda Maxwell wrote:

8. Not sure if it helps but there's people out there that do even dumber stuff; http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15316641 (yes really!)

That killmail made me accidentally my brain.

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.
Smiling Menace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2012-02-24 11:47:25 UTC
Kaeda Maxwell wrote:

8. Not sure if it helps but there's people out there that do even dumber stuff; http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15316641 (yes really!)


There was a Rifter involved, even if it was faction fit to hell and back that Raven was DOOMED! DOOOOOOOMMMMMMEDDDDDD!!! I tell ya. Pirate

But anyway, yeah, learn to fit ships properly (or at least not so badly), stay out of low sec and for the love of God! stop posting in C&P for sympathy.
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#49 - 2012-02-24 15:28:15 UTC
Bojan Krux wrote:
I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.

*le sigh*




..you are absolutely adorable!

Would you like a kitten?

Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#50 - 2012-02-24 21:48:00 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:

We are NOT nice people here, as a general rule, and even the ones who are nice will hurt you as bad as they can if you give them a chance.
.



I'm nice... till i'm paid to kill you. But even then, i'll be nice while i'm doing it.

Read more of my ramblings on my blog www.invadingyourhole.blogspot.com
Bojan Krux
Doomheim
#51 - 2012-02-24 22:04:43 UTC
So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game.
yopparai
ASTARTES CORP
Hashashin Cartel
#52 - 2012-02-24 23:59:13 UTC
I think you are going to be very popular, if you continue to play this game.

Good luck to you sir, and please come back and tell us more of your exploits.

Yopp
Kaeda Maxwell
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#53 - 2012-02-25 03:56:08 UTC
Bojan Krux wrote:
So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game.


Guess why we play EVE? Exactly. It's not other games.

Since you're leaving please donate the remainder of your grandma's ISK to us we'll (r1fta) do some community event to give it away.Pirate
Msgerbs
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2012-02-25 04:03:49 UTC
Bojan Krux wrote:
So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game.
You fit a failfit failship and flew on lowsec, then act surprised when you get blown up. You clearly never played EVE for more than 2 weeks before, and clearly just spent your trial carebearing it up.
Bojan Krux
Doomheim
#55 - 2012-02-26 02:40:25 UTC
Kaeda Maxwell wrote:
Bojan Krux wrote:
So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game.


Guess why we play EVE? Exactly. It's not other games.

Since you're leaving please donate the remainder of your grandma's ISK to us we'll (r1fta) do some community event to give it away.Pirate


There needs to be some form of barrier to stop the kind of experience that happened to me. It wasnt fun, wasnt funny and it did not warrent all the abuse just because I was not happy why should a bunch of gamers poke fun? I dont understand you people I just can not get in the mindset of making out you a internet hero because you blew up MY PROPERTY. I fail to see how I am in the worng here? If it was PRETEND money then I would have been happy to shrug it away. BUT. IT WAS NOT. People dont quite understand. This whole episode has let me down in truth.




Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#56 - 2012-02-26 03:03:48 UTC
Bojan, you're being an idiot. While you may have a carebear career (and a terrible one at that), some of us pirate for ISK. We kill you, loot your stuff, and salvage your wreck. That's just how it is. If you don't like it, then maybe you shouldn't fartz around in lowsec where you are far more vulnerable than in highsec. It would also help if you didn't have such a terrible fit on your Drake. That Rifter should NOT have been able to take you out like that.

So lessons learned:

- If you go into lowsec, expect you could be a victim of non-consensual pvp on a regular basis
- Fit your ship properly. Do the research and don't whine when you get taken out by a solo T1 Frigate
- Don't cry on the C&P forums unless you want to become the laughing stock of every pirate in EVE.
- HTFU (Harden the F*** Up)
- Welcome back to EVE.
Katalci
Kismesis
#57 - 2012-02-26 05:00:34 UTC
Good troll, 7/10
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#58 - 2012-02-26 05:19:00 UTC
Bojan Krux wrote:
I dont understand you people I just can not get in the mindset of making out you a internet hero because you blew up MY PROPERTY. I fail to see how I am in the worng here? If it was PRETEND money then I would have been happy to shrug it away. BUT. IT WAS NOT. People dont quite understand.


For your homework assignment, you are to read section 11B of the End-User License Agreement and write a 300-word essay explaining what precisely you have legal ownership of in this game.

(Hint: It won't take you 300 words.)

http://www.wormholes.info
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#59 - 2012-02-26 06:27:05 UTC
9/10

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Rao Kappa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2012-02-26 07:11:18 UTC
Go take a nap. I promise it will all be better in the morning.

Unless, of course, you're one of those people who take video games too seriously, then, really, I got nothing for you.

Consider this a lesson learned, with two of the most important lessons being:

1) Never fly what you can't afford to lose

2) Man up or GTFO

Honestly, EvE happened. No one cares about your **** as much as you do. To everyone else, you're just a target.

You're not the first player to get scammed or ganked, but you just joined an elite minority that lets everyone else know you supply tears to fuel our internet spaceships.

Don't blame the game for your misfortune. It has barriers in place that warn you that what you were about to do might be ill advised, you just choose not to heed those warnings.

Those little numbers next to the system names...they're there for a reason. Pay attention to them.

Eve is a cruel mistress. She will not love you back, no matter how much you court her.

If you cannot accept these facts, then perhaps this is not the game for you.