Crime & Punishment

Implants. They can be worth a LOT, sell pretty fast, depending on where you take them, and take up nearly 0 space in your hold. You could take them in a shuttle :)

First, I'm gonna give you the best advice for your chosen career: DON'T EVER TRANSPORT PLEX!

Now for the less obvious stuff. To move contraband, you just need to be in a fast align ship and not autopilot. The only time you will get caught by customs this way is when you land on a gate. Just say no to handing over your stuff and jump through. Hitting the jump button (as opposed to the warp to 0 button) to initiate warp will make this process even easier since you will autojump as soon as you reject the customs offer to take your stuff and not nuke your ship. Nevertheless, still spam jump after refusing to turn over the goods.

Moving stuff to 0.0 can be profitable, but there are also lots of profitable transport runs that are easier to make. If you can fly a cloaky hauler, moving ammo to FW/pirate hubs in low sec can be an easy money maker since many people will happily pay 5-10% mark ups just for the convenience of buying it in their home system. Often, they will pay even more. It's almost surprising that more industrious pilots aren't doing this with faction/T2 ammo and commonly used pvp mods. You can even buy the stuff right off of sell orders, move it, and sell it for profit very easily.

Courier runs to 0.0 can be profitable, but you should consider your markets carefully since there are jump freighters and carriers that already do this. Trading in null sec can be feast or famine based on the current logistical support already available to pilots in the region. Good luck.

EDIT: Genuinely disappointed that someone liked a thread that I put time into. My likes typically are from pure trolling.

This sounds fun.

My idea is you load up a badger (use a standard badger, it aligns faster and can get away easier) with plex and I'll fleet you and we'll fly through nullsec together, I'll fly combat and keep the pirates off your tail, there are some great places that you can sell plex for almost 2x the original cost; I'll show them to you. I'll do it all for only 1/10th of the cost of the plex.

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

Look, if you want to smuggle... Train up for a covert ops cloaky transport. Then find an npc nul sec area where you want to seed the market. Load up your ship in a trade hub and sneak on out there.

Start with simple, common items:

T2 warp scrams, disrupts, and webs.
T2 medium weapons
T2 Target painters
Cyno field generators
Mobile warp disrupts of varying size and tech levels
Common skill books

I believe a place like the great wilds would be easy access, but more market competition. Blood raider space would be tougher, sansha's even worse, but more profit.

Alternatively, there are ample pockets of hi sec. Seed those markets with needed items. You will have to sneak through low sec, but the isk is there and you would be closer to your goal of smuggling. And if this works, place buy orders in nul or the pockers to buy low, smuggle out, and sell high.

Oh god. Duckfaces are invading New Eden.

You're trying to find a way to snuggle? Well I'm a bit uncomfortable with the idea of it all but I guess we gotta do what we gotta do, now get over here and give me a hug.