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CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#101 - 2012-02-22 21:29:04 UTC
St Mio wrote:
Quote:
* Fixed some legacy crashes too because we love you.
♥ u 2 CCP
Thank you, St Mio!

Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @CCP_Explorer

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#102 - 2012-02-22 21:31:56 UTC
Mcpate wrote:

3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march


Be afraid, CCP. Be very afraid!

This could be the end of EVE Online as we know it.

Mr Epeen Cool
Radelix Cisko
JUMP DRIVE ACTIVE
#103 - 2012-02-22 21:38:38 UTC
CCP Veritas wrote:
Don't worry folks, I'm not going to cry myself to sleep tonight. I aim to sleep quite well so I can get up tomorrow, fix some more stuff for an Internet spaceship game then write corny patch notes about it.

It's a pretty cool life really.



I support this product and/or service.

Despite my posting prowess I really am terrible at this game

CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#104 - 2012-02-22 21:43:40 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Explorer
Mr Epeen wrote:
Be afraid, CCP. Be very afraid!

This could be the end of EVE Online as we know it.
EVE is dying!?!

Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @CCP_Explorer

Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#105 - 2012-02-22 21:44:31 UTC
Developer fixes bugs.

Players get mad.

Sounds like the internet!

PS: I took it as a sheepish apology. Calm down.

Hello, hello again.

Radelix Cisko
JUMP DRIVE ACTIVE
#106 - 2012-02-22 21:48:06 UTC
In the interest of making this thread longer. I appreciate that the devs or whomever writes the patch notes actually takes the time to write them instead of just scraping the bullet points from Powerpoint or somesuch. Also I appreciate a company that is actually fixing little issues often instead of at major release time.

No worries CCP, I will continue paying my sub for the forseable future.

Despite my posting prowess I really am terrible at this game

FeralShadow
Kybernauts
#107 - 2012-02-22 21:58:20 UTC  |  Edited by: FeralShadow
BeanBagKing wrote:
TL;DR - this is now a joke thread


Quote:
Q. How do you get a Minmatar out of the bathtub?
A. Throw in a bar of soap.

Quote:
Q. What's tragic about an Amarrian dying in a shuttle crash?
A. A shuttle can hold at least twenty of them.



HA

Q. What did the Amarrian Holder say after a 4 day bender?
A. I set WHO free??!

Q. What do you call a roll of duct tape and a Minmatar manual?
A. A Damage Control!

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Pyx Jasta
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#108 - 2012-02-22 22:08:49 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
EVE is dying!?!


You guys did remember to update the clone right?
CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#109 - 2012-02-22 22:42:16 UTC
Pyx Jasta wrote:
CCP Explorer wrote:
EVE is dying!?!
You guys did remember to update the clone right?
Nooooo!!! Oops

Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @CCP_Explorer

xxxTRUSTxxx
Galactic Rangers
Already Replaced.
#110 - 2012-02-22 22:59:15 UTC
oh isn't it brilliant,

dev fixes an issue, dev shows a sense of humour, OP doesn't get humour.

OP leave eve now while you can, before you implode !
Alara IonStorm
#111 - 2012-02-22 23:00:46 UTC
I have yet to add my two cents to this thread...

/Walks out of the thread.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#112 - 2012-02-22 23:27:19 UTC
CCP Veritas wrote:
Don't worry folks, I'm not going to cry myself to sleep tonight. I aim to sleep quite well so I can get up tomorrow, fix some more stuff for an Internet spaceship game then write corny patch notes about it.

It's a pretty cool life really.


Where in that do you fit in reading popsicle sticks for good jokes, as well as thinking other ones up?

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Darth Sith
Genbuku.
Psycho Unicorn Squad
#113 - 2012-02-22 23:32:11 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march



Please, for the love of the rest of the community let your sub expire and go play something else. If you truly have that much of a lack of humor we sure as hell don't need you.


I for one read all the patch notes top to bottom looking for the jokes and Easter eggs. Please continue CCP :)

Nikodiemus
Geo-Tech Industries
Etsala Legion
#114 - 2012-02-22 23:39:30 UTC
If you don't need CCP why are you playing their game?
clonkrieger
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#115 - 2012-02-23 00:41:12 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march


...but we do ;)
clonkrieger
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#116 - 2012-02-23 00:42:47 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Mcpate wrote:

3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march


Be afraid, CCP. Be very afraid!

This could be the end of EVE Online as we know it.

Mr Epeen Cool


lol
Wulf Tarkin
Electric Sun Associates
#117 - 2012-02-23 08:36:24 UTC
If OP was serious about leaving, he'd just leave, and not whine on the forums. My bet is that the OP does the same IRL, complain loudly about something he doesn't like to anyone who can be bothered to listen. Like his mother. But then, I guess even mothers get bored with their son's perpetual PMS. Go back to WoW man, and stop doing what you're doing, you'll go blind.
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
#118 - 2012-02-23 09:45:03 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march


the door is that way. Contract your stuff to me and send me an evemail about it.

- [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow]

Mcpate
THE EXTORTIONISTS
#119 - 2012-02-23 12:02:25 UTC
This just in: http://client.eveonline.com/patches/optional/?from=343007&to=343633

specifically

' Added additional details to crash dumps so we can track them down and bludgeon them more vigorously'

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. Harry S. Truman

CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#120 - 2012-02-23 12:42:18 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
This just in: http://client.eveonline.com/patches/optional/?from=343007&to=343633

specifically

' Added additional details to crash dumps so we can track them down and bludgeon them more vigorously'
AND: "Most importantly, the ship spinning counter has resumed its willingness to celebrate major milestones of spinitude"

Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @CCP_Explorer