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2,000,000,000 ISK Goonswarm Federation scam – a call to war
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Brunmunde Hildegaard
The Green Machine
That Escalated Quickly.
#81 - 2012-02-19 18:02:10 UTC
SkiD-MaRk wrote:
The op comes off as trying too hard.

I call Goon alt.

Ugh.


Brunmunde Hildegaard wrote:
ITT; Newfags getting trolled by Goon alt

dat goonswarm

/endthread

"Sings me a dances of wolfs, who smells fear and slays the coward. Sings me a dances of mans, who smells gold and slays his brother."
Ai Shun
#82 - 2012-02-19 18:34:07 UTC
Mors Magne wrote:
Yes, you're right - the Goons have a webpage (on a different website) saying that if you part with ISK to join then you're a fool.

However, this dosn't make it right.

For your interest, here is a screenshot of their warning:

Goonswarm warning of scam


Of course it does. This is EVE Online and scamming is a part of the game. HTFU.
Momma Lovebone
Doomheim
#83 - 2012-02-19 18:45:05 UTC
I for one agree with the OP and have done extensive work to instal spies and hitmen in goonswarm's member corporations to exact revenge on the individuals doing the scamming. Please contact me by EvE mail for down payment options to active my sleeper cells.
David Fightmaster
Temu Corporation
Kybernauts Clade
#84 - 2012-02-19 20:51:18 UTC
Never trust a goon. Big smile
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#85 - 2012-02-20 00:04:53 UTC
Cipher Jones wrote:
war dec them then FFS.


yes wardec the well-known highsec alliance Goonswarm Federation

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#86 - 2012-02-20 00:06:45 UTC
Mors Magne wrote:
Dear fellow pod pilots
If your alliance is in a coalition with Goonswarm Federation, you have to ask yourself, “Can I really trust them?”.


Yes.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#87 - 2012-02-20 00:16:49 UTC
I trust goons as far as I can throw them. Now from here I could allude to the meme that goons have a large body mass and thus wouldn't be thrown very far. But I won't.

ur still fat tho lmao
Buzzmong
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2012-02-20 00:34:17 UTC
I think, yes, this is doubly appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE&
Aloe Cloveris
The Greater Goon
#89 - 2012-02-20 01:12:25 UTC
Ugh. Tell me about it - that's why I'm in Groon instead of Goonwaffe proper. I personally don't agree with the whole scamming thing. That said, two billion isk should have been a huge red flag. If you'd done ANY research you'd have learned the no-goonfucking security deposit is capped at 500M, dummy. Shitsux, but you really should have read more.

I suppose if you really have a grudge and want to take them down from within, roll a fresh alt and contact me. I'll have my Goonwaffe alt sponsor you in, simple as that. Send the deposit to this account so as to not burn my alt's identity just yet (would you believe they're reading these very forums?!), thanks in advance.
Serene Repose
#90 - 2012-02-20 02:42:24 UTC
Putting aside the fact everyone but you, and a host of n00bs know Goons don't recruit from the general population, I'll fight in this war or any war against dinks who put "Goon" on their avatars to look tough, if only for the reason that we all also know if each and every one of them ran into a REAL goon in real life, they'd $hit themselves and cry for mommy at the same time.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#91 - 2012-02-20 03:26:55 UTC
Lots of Goon alts in here Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
#92 - 2012-02-20 04:17:54 UTC
For 2 billion isk I will fight them!
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#93 - 2012-02-20 04:24:38 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Putting aside the fact everyone but you, and a host of n00bs know Goons don't recruit from the general population, I'll fight in this war or any war against dinks who put "Goon" on their avatars to look tough, if only for the reason that we all also know if each and every one of them ran into a REAL goon in real life, they'd $hit themselves and cry for mommy at the same time.


lol e-thugs~

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Propmod
The Creepshow
#94 - 2012-02-20 04:47:32 UTC
Cipher Jones wrote:
war dec them then FFS.

hurrrr
Komen
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#95 - 2012-02-20 06:25:55 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Mors Magne wrote:

Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience,

All 5 of them will make a fearsome force.



4. I gave up having a conscience for lent.
Jita Alt666
#96 - 2012-02-20 06:26:38 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Lots of Goon alts in here Big smile



You high fiving your goon alt buddies there?
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#97 - 2012-02-20 06:30:28 UTC
These are always funny

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#98 - 2012-02-20 06:31:12 UTC
Komen wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Mors Magne wrote:

Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience,

All 5 of them will make a fearsome force.



4. I gave up having a conscience for lent.



3.
I gave up caring anymore

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Sakurako Kimino
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#99 - 2012-02-20 06:36:47 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
Would you like help transferring a supercap? I act as a trusted third party to escrow such transactions, just like Chribba!


please contact me in game i have 3 erebus and a nyx to sell.

eve is about sin

Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#100 - 2012-02-20 09:17:55 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.

Well done.



What saddens me is that he only asked for 2 billion, surely a deposit to admit an entire corp should be 5 billion.

Crappy scam. (and about the first thing you learn about eve is that you don't give the goons, money, ever.)

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