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How to die 3 times in EVE as a noob - A lesson in the game by CCP

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Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#21 - 2012-02-19 01:14:00 UTC
Some interesting replies.

Seriously though it's just a joke Blink

'If you don't laugh you'll cry' as they say Lol

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]

Anya Ohaya
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-02-19 01:55:00 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
..., I just watched CCP new video...


You know what pisses me right off?


1. Companies that advertise unlimited internet plans that aren't really unlimited

2. Burgers that are about 1/4 of the size they are in the picture

3. Airlines that advertise cheap fares that actually have twice as many hidden costs


Video games & movies with trailers that aren't exactly like game-play don't even make the top 10.


Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#23 - 2012-02-19 02:19:27 UTC
Anya Ohaya wrote:


You know what pisses me right off?




I'm guessing it's not ...... seemingly unstable woman who like to rant in your face Shocked

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]

Valei Khurelem
#24 - 2012-02-19 03:54:12 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Valei Khurelem wrote:
Unfortunately the only way a noob can PvP in this game solo seems to either be through covert ops and smart bombs, there are gate camps at each major chokepoint towards 0.0 space, to get past them you need to use a shuttle/pod...


Please don't give bad advice to new players.

A fast frigate (I recommend the Vigil) with a speed fit including a microwarp drive and a cloak will get you past all but the most determined gate camps.


Have you tried buying stuff in 0.0 or starting out as a noob? Shuttles and pods are easiest to get and with shuttles you can get past stargates easily without all the nonsense of having to train hours for cloaks or mwd's.

Don't tell me I'm giving bad advice when you fail to remember you can't even buy skill books at reasonable prices in 0.0 never mind the cloaks you pillock.

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium

Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-02-19 04:06:12 UTC
If you want to have fun as noob, pvp, pve go everywhere you're pleased just train Stealth Bombers.

With some experience and some luck you can step n any size fleet toes and change a lot of things with simple bombs. Maybe because your bomb killed the bombers fleet bombs, maybe because your bomb just killed all the bombers decloaking or just because your bomb is what was missing to finish the job on that fleet.

It's an extraordinary tool to kill faction BS in anomalies, kill pods and small ships in null sec, disrupt bot activities, kill mining ops or just kill intys.

You don't need that much training for it and for sure you can get tons of fun with but you'll never pass a well settled camp no matter what you do, if they put the effort for it you just don't but those are rare.
Brunmunde Hildegaard
The Green Machine
That Escalated Quickly.
#26 - 2012-02-19 08:40:54 UTC
What noobs just starting this game fail to realize is that this is Eve Online, not "Godmode Activated Kill Everyone Never Die Online." This is not their mom's MMO. This isn't a community charity effort. This isn't "Let's Hold Hands and Sing Kumbaya."

New players must be shown that if they want to become good they have to know that they will die. Lots. Every encounter is suicide, be prepared to kill or die trying.

OP's point more or less (to those of you with nothing better to do than flame) was that CCP's new video doesn't exactly convey this point. It works more like a U.S. Army recruiting video - be a hero, go on adventures, have an awesome time. They don't point out that you're likely to get your ass shot off otherwise no one would sign up.

"Sings me a dances of wolfs, who smells fear and slays the coward. Sings me a dances of mans, who smells gold and slays his brother."

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#27 - 2012-02-19 10:00:22 UTC
It's another one of these threads and I am here only because my homemade beer knocked my girlfriend out.

What was this about?


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Ngaio
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-02-19 13:38:36 UTC
Joke or not, one must agree with one thing that this AD, should have started like: "After spending 6 months training some decent skills...".
Barbelo Valentinian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2012-02-19 18:23:19 UTC
Ai Shun wrote:
Barbelo Valentinian wrote:
Isn't the point more that it's kind of false advertising?


All the press I'd seen about EVE Online prior to joining was that it is cold, harsh and brutal. The Guiding Hand Social Club event. The billions stolen. The intrigue, the backstabbing, the fights. Even that rather amusing learning curve graph that did the rounds a few years back.


Yeah but we're looking at the promo video in and of itself, not the totality of marketing, including viral/fans. The promo video looks cool, and might indeed entice someone who fancies a game of internet spaceships. But if someone were enticed by that, they'd soon either learn through research or experience that the game isn't like that - well, not until you've invested a fair amount of time.

You might say, well other games require a degree of levelling before you can do the "good stuff". True, but the video presents a guy in a beginner's ship, a Rifter, just starting his adventures in New Eden.

Ai Shun wrote:


You are. You're already a cut above the mortals, being an immortal capsuleer. But, like in any other MMO, you do not start off as the top-dog. You need to work your way up to it. It is no different in EVE and I suspect the type of player that comes to any MMO expecting to be the Big Hero immediately has never played a single video game in their lives.


Well, in lore, true, and if you read the lore you might get that. But in effect, in practice, and in psychological reality, you are a skill-less schlub for several months.

Ai Shun wrote:


The Butterfly Effect video show-cases that very well. The new Awakening one suggests that you will die several times. Realistically the videos portray New Eden and all the aspects of it. I don't see that as false advertising unless a player chooses to interpret it as such.


I think the Awakening video is a tad more realistic. The Butterfly Effect one is realistic - for a player who's been in the game for a few months. Yes, you can make a difference then. But the whole idea of going out and romantically helping some people is false advertising really, it would never happen to a new player in a Rifter.

The long and the short of it is that like all PvP sandboxes, EVE is a griefer's paradise oriented around PvP. The butterfly Effect video shows it as some jolly co-operative Space Opera where you win friends and influence people and have noble, lore-appropriate PvP. That's not ever going to happen with internet anonymity. EVE is a paranoid hellhole, and that's the way most players like it.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#30 - 2012-02-19 18:36:55 UTC
Unfortunately for the newbie the video doesn't make it clear that I have a legitimate grievance with the miner I am shooting and that not only is it entirely lawful for me to be blowing him up, but I am in the moral right for doing it since miners are lower than dirt and deserve only suffering and that the newbie will be considered a criminal for trying to stop me.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#31 - 2012-02-20 13:38:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Ptraci
Valei Khurelem wrote:
there are gate camps at each major chokepoint towards 0.0 space,


I don't know which version of EVE you are playing but I don't think it's the same one as me.

Yeah sure if you're playing EVE during peak times and going through Rancer, Amamake, Tama, etc, to get to the outer regions then yeah, there are gate camps on the way to null from Empire. However I regularly make runs from high sec to the drone regions or Thukker 0.0 space and guess what - not a gate-camp in sight.

I suggest OP use the map tools that come with the game, look at the "pilots currently in space" statistic, as well as the pod kills in the last hour/pod kills in the past 24 hours to determine which is the best way into null. It is entirely possible to get into null without being killed - although you will be hunted down once the local alliance realizes you are there. I suggest you fit a cloak and learn how to make safe spots until you know what you are doing.

Edit: Now as far as PvP is concerned you do not have to go all the way to null to find PvP. In fact it's possibly the worst place for new players for PvP because null is more oriented towards fleet/small gang PvP. Rarely will you find single players for targets in null and when you do, they are usually bait.
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