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Will people never learn? ( Oh how I hope not )
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jlangerud
All Ore Nothing
#1 - 2012-02-16 13:42:31 UTC
The story begins:

There I was sitting on the gate in Uttinador scanning the random hauler when I see this Hoarder land at 15km from the gate. Fire up the scanner and see a bunch of random trash in the window when out of nowhere I see 15 PLEX in the middle of the chaff. Well F1 and hes popped. I had my trusty hauler alt sitting right at the autopilot warpin so he did not have far to travel thankfully. Get to the can and hit scoop all ( Thank you CCP for that button by the way ). Well ofcourse he runs to a celestial and cloaks up and check to see what dropped. All 15 PLEX dropped. So while the alt waits out his aggro timer I go to Hek to get something that will get my booty safe in a station. Well for everyone that wants to see heres the Killmail.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#2 - 2012-02-16 13:54:05 UTC
So you were the cause of death for Amy Whinehouse. All this time I thought it was the booze and drugs.

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#3 - 2012-02-16 13:59:32 UTC
So, full derp on this one. Nice.
Johanne D'Arc
Rhine and Courtesan
#4 - 2012-02-16 15:07:41 UTC
Good work spotting this moron.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-02-16 15:11:01 UTC
Nothing like a good ol' story about people being idiots transporting PLEX.

Let's throw a bunch of random trash in a completely untanked, big, bulky ship whilst flying in ******* AUTOPILOT. Surely that will thwart any prospective profiteers.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
#6 - 2012-02-16 15:44:04 UTC
I believe I saw a few +5s in there too. Drop in the ocean, of course, compared to all those PLEXs though Shocked

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#7 - 2012-02-16 15:57:46 UTC
I also enjoyed the comments on the KM.

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Radax Glenn
Church of the Black Hand
#8 - 2012-02-16 16:13:38 UTC
Great score!

Loved the comments...
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#9 - 2012-02-16 16:37:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Jint Hikaru
Grats.... how are people still dumb enought to AP cargo like this????


Just read the comments on the killboard, I guess there is still people dumb enough to AP 15PLEX out there. Shocked

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Princess Bride
SharkNado
#10 - 2012-02-16 16:43:44 UTC
Mad due to jealousy.

http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/
Cable Udan
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#11 - 2012-02-16 16:54:17 UTC
Princess Bride wrote:
Mad due to jealousy.


Not empty quoting.

I'm well jelly.
Enik3
Pyke Syndicate
Solyaris Chtonium
#12 - 2012-02-16 16:58:20 UTC
Hey I remember you from HIFI Big smile

Congrats, bro!
Aggressive Nutmeg
#13 - 2012-02-16 23:41:33 UTC
jlangerud wrote:
The story begins:

There I was sitting on the gate in Uttinador scanning the random hauler when I see this Hoarder land at 15km from the gate. Fire up the scanner and see a bunch of random trash in the window when out of nowhere I see 15 PLEX in the middle of the chaff. Well F1 and hes popped. I had my trusty hauler alt sitting right at the autopilot warpin so he did not have far to travel thankfully. Get to the can and hit scoop all ( Thank you CCP for that button by the way ). Well ofcourse he runs to a celestial and cloaks up and check to see what dropped. All 15 PLEX dropped. So while the alt waits out his aggro timer I go to Hek to get something that will get my booty safe in a station. Well for everyone that wants to see heres the Killmail.


Erotic literature like this makes the Eve forums worthwhile.

Thank you, sir.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#14 - 2012-02-17 01:15:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyrrashae
Nicely done on culling the herd, OP.

E: Activate bass-boost if tune-engine is so equipped!

Ni.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-02-17 02:41:56 UTC
I say, the wine in Caldari space is quite sub par Ugh

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Greg Valanti
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-02-17 13:17:05 UTC
Nice score!
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-02-17 16:12:11 UTC
Love the impotent rage in the killmail comments, +1
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#18 - 2012-02-17 21:35:59 UTC
I have to sympathize with the victim. My client always screws up when I'm getting killed. It's only when I'm actually going to win a fight or get away that everything works perfectly.
Kirith Vespira
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-02-17 23:17:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Kirith Vespira
Anybody that hauls that unprotected deserves to lose it. Period.

ps: And you killed Amy Winehouse?!?!?! Basterd!!! P
Spy 21
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-02-18 00:57:23 UTC
This makes me feel better about the 4 CN Invulns I lost that one time flying tween Jita and Rens... honest to god I totally thought nothing in a secure can would drop. They all did.

But anyway, thanks Amy for making feel better for my earlier stupidity.

Obfuscation for the WIN on page 3...
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