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To the small gang of Rifters floating around Yoma / Ibura last night.
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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-09-13 05:23:05 UTC
Chiyeung Bonaparte wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Feligast wrote:
SO MUCH MAD ITT WHY ARE MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHTING :ohdear:

MUNDO DOES WHAT MUNDO PLEASES


I WANT TO SHOOT SOMETHINGG

If you are a friend of Goonswarm Federation, then keep your eyes out for broadcasts in VFK-IV to form up with RIFTERSWARM.
If you are not a friend of Goonswarm Federation, then bring a 20-50 man fleet towards VFK-IV to get shot by RIFTERSWARM.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Chiyeung Bonaparte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2011-09-13 13:54:04 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Chiyeung Bonaparte wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Feligast wrote:
SO MUCH MAD ITT WHY ARE MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHTING :ohdear:

MUNDO DOES WHAT MUNDO PLEASES


I WANT TO SHOOT SOMETHINGG

If you are a friend of Goonswarm Federation, then keep your eyes out for broadcasts in VFK-IV to form up with RIFTERSWARM.
If you are not a friend of Goonswarm Federation, then bring a 20-50 man fleet towards VFK-IV to get shot by RIFTERSWARM.



Have you seen my bear tibbers
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#23 - 2011-09-13 15:24:37 UTC
Chiyeung Bonaparte wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Chiyeung Bonaparte wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Feligast wrote:
SO MUCH MAD ITT WHY ARE MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHTING :ohdear:

MUNDO DOES WHAT MUNDO PLEASES


I WANT TO SHOOT SOMETHINGG

If you are a friend of Goonswarm Federation, then keep your eyes out for broadcasts in VFK-IV to form up with RIFTERSWARM.
If you are not a friend of Goonswarm Federation, then bring a 20-50 man fleet towards VFK-IV to get shot by RIFTERSWARM.



Have you seen my bear tibbers

Why yes I have seen your bear Tibbers; in fact, that is why I am running towards this conveniently placed patch of—DEMACIA!!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Chiyeung Bonaparte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2011-09-14 02:49:39 UTC
garen OP. nerf NAO
Austneal
Nero Fazione
#25 - 2011-09-14 14:04:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Austneal
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Austneal wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
jabber leak:

(12:50:01 AM) lyris_nairn: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=7052&find=unread
(12:50:14 AM) lyris_nairn: tldr: a pubbie is calling us out for failing to suicide gank him the other night on our rifter slosh op
(1:01:31 AM) Innominate: i sometimes imagine what eve would be like if we lived in empire
(1:01:32 AM) Innominate: "Just because I'm sure there were tears on their comms "
(1:01:42 AM) Innominate: ALL THOSE LOST RIFTERS



For those of you unaware of why that's funny, our alliance literally hands out unlimited free Rifters to anyone who wants them; so, the idea of anyone getting upset about a bunch of lost Rifters (with the exception maybe of the Mentors who spend hours building and fitting them) is pretty downsy and hilarious.

Apparently you were upset enough to make sure we all knew (with supporting evidence) that you weren't upset.... repeatedly.

And now I am so upset that I clicked on the thread again, activating your trap card and proving you correct by pretending to not by upset when I actually am by overtly stating that I am in an effort to pose as some sort of smug meta-troll. But deep down inside, in the parts of me that I only show a licensed obstetrician, you and I both know what the truth is: that there is no greater battle steed in EVE Online than the Rifter-class Minmatar frigate, and that I am insanely smitten every time I see a killmail with a Rifter on it. I am driven to such divine sorrow when I hear of a Rifter failing to achieve his goals that I am incapable of words, and so it falls upon me to log into League of Legends and summon the champion Sona, Maven of the Strings, and play an adagio in quarter time. If you have not figured it out yet, let me say in plain American English that I am the worst poster on Goonfleet dot com.

Text wall... tl;dr
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#26 - 2011-09-14 14:12:34 UTC
I am continually amazed by the EVE public's wit and sagacity.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Austneal
Nero Fazione
#27 - 2011-09-15 12:05:51 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
I am continually amazed by the EVE public's wit and sagacity.

Pwn'd
Apollo-Moor
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2011-09-19 08:05:46 UTC
Those rifters could've killed tons of **** in 0.0.. lol
20 rifters landing on some poor gang of 5 or so would've prob been a lot more effective..

Shame.. but Lame hi-sec tactics working as intended..
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2011-09-20 18:41:08 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
I am continually amazed by the EVE public's wit and sagacity.


Hmm.

Dodixie > Hek
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#30 - 2011-09-21 13:29:16 UTC
Katowen wrote:
Hey guys,

How did your little PVP suicide ganking work out last night?

I really thought my Iteron Mark V loaded with 30k of P0/P1 good returning back home was history last night in Ibura when you all targeted it and fired.

Then I stared at amazement when CONCORD finally killed the last one and your little gang (what, 15-20 Riffers) didn't get past my shields.

I am hoping you had better luck with others.



SG Mark added.
thanks for the intel.
Mocam
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2011-09-21 16:42:07 UTC
I bet I know where the snicker/annoyance combo comes from.

A corp mate has had 6 little ships take pot-shots at his freighter, in passing, the last couple days. "If I had SOMETHING fit on this thing, I'd be doing good on my alts KB..."

They just take a shot and concord pops them. If you'd had something fit to get on those 20 lossmails ... *snicker*
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#32 - 2011-09-22 07:56:45 UTC
Now I wanna fit up an arty-Cane and go one-shot something...What?

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
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