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Getting Married as ****

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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-02-15 06:22:02 UTC
Totally off topic! Don't care!

inb4 thread lock

Your very own Psychotic Monk, CEO of The Skunkworks, snapper of space-necks, breaker of incursions, and all-around shitheel has successfully convinced an actual girl with both boobs and a vagina (who's real!) to marry him. **** yes. High five.

Why did I post in C&P? Because I'm excited as ****!

Spitfire, be a bro and just lock me instead of move me? I'm getting married. I promise to not... push...more... rules... actually, I can't promise that. But it'd be cool of you to just lock it and let it fall off the front page.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Lana Torrin
Friends of Tristan
#2 - 2012-02-15 06:24:52 UTC
Should be banned IMO.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-02-15 06:26:23 UTC
For reasons completely unrelated to this thread!

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Lana Torrin
Friends of Tristan
#4 - 2012-02-15 06:35:52 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
For reasons completely unrelated to this thread!


Well I wasnt about to bring up your exploiting ways, but sure, those can be the reason if you want.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-02-15 07:13:11 UTC
Firstly... Congrats

Secondly... pics of mentioned boobs and/or vagina or it did not happen.

and Thirdly.... Congrats again.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-02-15 08:04:56 UTC
Women with hairy armpits make best wives.

Black Man with Goggles
Gitong Monyong
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-02-15 08:20:58 UTC
I feel sorry for you.
Now you can do that thing you have always wanted to try...
/wrist
Tidurious
Blatant Alt Corp
#8 - 2012-02-15 08:40:59 UTC
Congrats! When's the big day?

I too am getting married soon, this summer actually :)
Ateab792
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-15 08:48:43 UTC
I can only imagine why you posted this in crime & punishment. What you two do together must be exciting. I wouldn't mind a video tape.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#10 - 2012-02-15 08:50:08 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Totally off topic! Don't care!

Your very own Psychotic Monk, CEO of The Skunkworks, snapper of space-necks, breaker of incursions, and all-around shitheel has successfully convinced an actual girl with both boobs and a vagina (who's real!) to marry him. **** yes. High five.




Have you turned it through 180 degrees just to be sure?




Grats on the engaement btw
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#11 - 2012-02-15 08:51:05 UTC
Marriage!

If you go downtown and get a woman for one night, you pay the pimp.

When you get married, you get the same thing only you pay the mortgage.


Sorry could not help it.

Good luck!

You rat bastard.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-02-15 08:57:41 UTC
Congrats...

But seriously you will be sorry hehe.

Btw can i haz ur stuff?

You wont need it after mariage Buhahahaha

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-02-15 09:09:04 UTC
Well, we're functionally the same as married already, given the whole living together thing, so I doubt my activity will drop off. I feel guilty that my activity level has been **** this last week or so, but it's mid-term season and I've been prepping for a proposal, so I'm sure my stout space guild understands.

Skunks, my last mid-term is tomorrow. I'm back at full speed after that.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Gitong Monyong
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-02-15 09:59:54 UTC
Functioning the same my @ss.

No matter, you will be sorry, and i will be happy to see you /wrist
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#15 - 2012-02-15 10:57:54 UTC
This news is better then shooting you .... you re screwed...... no more long EVE nights TwistedTwistedTwisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-02-15 12:28:27 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Well, we're functionally the same as married already, given the whole living together thing, so I doubt my activity will drop off. I feel guilty that my activity level has been **** this last week or so, but it's mid-term season and I've been prepping for a proposal, so I'm sure my stout space guild understands.

Skunks, my last mid-term is tomorrow. I'm back at full speed after that.


Two jokes about marrige comes to my mind atm so much true.

1) Marrige is a training ground where wifes train their husbands.

2) Biggest lie said by woman is: " Yes darling, after marrige there will be more sex"

I hope you have the clue now Roll

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#17 - 2012-02-15 12:33:29 UTC
Fraps or it didn't happen.

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.
Erius Amarth
Quantum Resource Management
#18 - 2012-02-15 12:48:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Erius Amarth
damn! never seen someone this happy because his life is about to end soon.. i feel sorry for you dude! Twisted

/joke.

Gratz!

Shiver me Timbers! There is carebear goo on me boot! YARRRR!!!!
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#19 - 2012-02-15 13:18:40 UTC
Congrats! Hope u have your nag compensation skills to 5. LOL
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#20 - 2012-02-15 13:48:04 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
an actual girl with both boobs



Date a lot of girls with only one boob?

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
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