Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Posting on an alt for obvious reasons. If you're reading this post, you should know what you're looking for in a corp.

• We currently live in a C5 cataclysmic wormhole with a C4 static

• Our corp has been actively living in wormholes for over six months together, running ops at least four nights a week

• Active during US TZ, other TZ pilots are welcome to join, but if don't speak English we probably won't talk much

• Looking for a few additional pilots to maximize efficiency while still looking great in those jeans

What We Offer

• More ISK than any activities in Empire space. Our C4 static allows for literally unlimited ISK potential

• C5 Capital Escalations

• PVE ops every night, disco parties every other night (circumstances permitting)

• Discounted T3 subsystems and hulls. We make them, you buy them, you fly them, you die in them, we make more of them. Its an unending cycle of fun

• The most ridiculous PVP opportunities you can encounter. Lolfits beware, we will find you, and we will kill you

• Experienced pilots in every imaginable aspect of EVE. Our members can do everything there is to do in EVE, and we can help you do it too!

• Tight knit group with a sense of humor to tickle anyone's fancy, especially if you fancy laughing

• More spreadsheets than you will ever need. We have a guy, he has a problem, therapy is helping but he's not quite there yet

What We Require

• RR Tengu pilots. No way around it, its what we use for PVE. Fully T2 fitted with support skills at least trained to 4's. "Almost in" or "Training towards" will not cut it. One can not kill sleepers in a ship they are "almost in" or "training towards"

• Working Mic and willingness to communicate on voice comms. We currently use Ventrilo and/or Teamspeak, depending on the price of tea in China.

• Ability to fly T2 scanning frigates with decent support skills. In a wormhole, everyone scans. Everyone scans. Literally everyone, that also includes EVERYONE and my good friend everyone

• Full API key, nothing special here except this fun fact: No fun facts immediately came to mind while typing this post

• 18+ and moderately intelligent (Remapping intel/memory can substitue for actual intelligence, particularly if you're training gunnery skills)

• PVP experience of some variety. You don't need to be a stone cold assassin, but you need to know how to handle uninvited guests

• Commitment to living in wormhole space. Living in a C5 doesn't provide easy access to Empire on a regular basis, if you become bored easily or have an attention span rivaling that of an eleven year old, you should look elsewhere for entertainment

Think you might be interested? Shoot me a mail for more details and I will respond promptly.
Have my phone number? That's a little creepy, but feel free to call me and terrify me with your stalkerish tendencies.