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I showed my girlfriend the new player orientation video

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Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#41 - 2012-02-10 16:52:48 UTC
Pop Bear wrote:
I knew a guy who told me that he had recently split from his GF but they were still sharing an apartment until one of them found some place new. Well anyways he went off on a dirty weekend with his new squeeze and came home to find all his chars on all of his Eve accounts biomassed Twisted True story lol.


That is terrible :D

cool thread

Only time my wife has been even remotely positive about EVE was when I named my finest Myrmidon after her. I still haven't told her it got blown up on her maiden voyage :S

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leich
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#42 - 2012-02-10 19:38:31 UTC
Today i found out we have 2 women in our alliance I know this might come as a shock to some people but there really female ive heard them on TS and everything(I New we had 1 i think this second 1 is new).

Surely this means we have 50% of the female population of eve.
CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#43 - 2012-02-10 20:05:27 UTC
I wish I could neg rep all the unfunny kitchen jokes in this thread

that said, I do like it that you let your girlfriend's play with the character creator and that they enjoyed it! I just don't get bored of playing around with it Smile

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#44 - 2012-02-10 20:07:36 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
I wish I could neg rep all the unfunny kitchen jokes in this thread

that said, I do like it that you let your girlfriend's play with the character creator and that they enjoyed it! I just don't get bored of playing around with it Smile



If I log on and find all my ships missing I'll be sure to send the apology letter straight to you right away.

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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#45 - 2012-02-10 20:12:57 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
I wish I could neg rep all the unfunny kitchen jokes in this thread]


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OlRotGut
#46 - 2012-02-10 21:04:27 UTC
Would be nice to remove the ability to put hyper links in Local...

Would cut down on all the stupid-BS links to porn/blood/guts etc on fukung or whatever those sites are.
LtCol Laurentius
The Imperial Sardaukar
#47 - 2012-02-10 21:27:46 UTC
My wife noted that all the males except maybe the last one was evil looking badasses, while the girls were just beautiful. She missed badass looking girls Blink
Taedrin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2012-02-10 21:39:20 UTC
Nex apparatu5 wrote:
Implying anyone who plays Eve has a girlfriend.


The average EVE player is 30+ and married, supposedly. Compare to that... other MMO where the average age is still a teenager.
Maxwell Albritten
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2012-02-11 00:10:37 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
I wish I could neg rep all the unfunny kitchen jokes in this thread


As if that would actually compel them to consider becoming decent human beings.
ovenproofjet
Gallifrey Industries
#50 - 2012-02-11 00:46:34 UTC
Seleene wrote:
CCP Punkturis wrote:
I wish I could neg rep all the unfunny kitchen jokes in this thread]


Tell CCP Alice that these forums need a rep system.

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So much this!
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2012-02-11 02:15:30 UTC
Nex apparatu5 wrote:
Implying anyone who plays Eve has a girlfriend.

dude man bro implying is our thing man
Implying Implications
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2012-02-11 02:21:40 UTC
Killstealing wrote:
Nex apparatu5 wrote:
Implying anyone who plays Eve has a girlfriend.

dude man bro implying is our thing man

>implying

hello
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#53 - 2012-02-12 00:15:16 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:


just don't get bored of playing around with it Smile



Wiser words were never spoken

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Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2012-02-12 00:38:52 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Click me.


=O

Hello, hello again.
Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Insidious.
#55 - 2012-02-12 01:01:39 UTC
Good point... CQ doesn't have an oven, a stove, a sink, bathroom etc...
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#56 - 2012-02-12 02:03:41 UTC
We are semi-gods we dont need food, or to urinate.

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Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#57 - 2012-02-12 04:05:20 UTC
I showed Eve to my gf. She liked the character creator. But as soon as she saw the UI, she rolled her eyes and started foaming at the mouth. Didn't even get to set a skill training. :sadpanda:

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Toto Zinny
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#58 - 2012-02-12 04:49:14 UTC
Having Claudia Black performing the commentary would be a vast improvement. Bear

http://www.claudiablackonline.com/
Varcaus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2012-02-12 06:33:35 UTC
LtCol Laurentius wrote:
My wife noted that all the males except maybe the last one was evil looking badasses, while the girls were just beautiful. She missed badass looking girls Blink
Sup?
Acac Sunflyier
The Ascended Academy
#60 - 2012-02-12 09:47:12 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
I wish I could neg rep all the unfunny kitchen jokes in this thread

that said, I do like it that you let your girlfriend's play with the character creator and that they enjoyed it! I just don't get bored of playing around with it Smile



It's so damned good! I can't keep from tweaking stuff. Stuff that's so subtle that when I've spent 3 hours on her and my friends can't tell the difference.