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PsychoBitch for CSM 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PsychoBitch
Playboy Enterprises
Dark Taboo
#1 - 2012-02-09 16:48:34 UTC  |  Edited by: PsychoBitch
I throw my hat in the ring as a canidate for CSM 7.

Read the complete Platform here: http://www.eve-online-dark-taboo.com/vote/

If you want you vote to count just once in EVE vote for PsychoBitch.

If you are voting for someone who has been in the CSM before - you have wasted your vote on F A I L

Sick of CCP devs and their hair-brained, half-baked, blue-balled ideas?
(Perfect timing CCP http://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=9129)

Sick of self-important fat puds and frail half-elves on the CSM?

Sick of things in eve that should have been fixed A G E S ago not being fixed and new errors being introduced daily?

Make you one vote count finally, vote for PsychoBitch!

Don't be a failure, be a hero. Vote for PsychoBitch now!

Campaign Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnOZAEbk7r0

If you don't drink whiskey - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
If you don't like having sex with women - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
If you don't live life on your own terms - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE

THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE - ANYTHING WRITTEN BELOW IGNORE
Vile rat
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2012-02-09 17:40:14 UTC
Dunno man, the misogyny is a bit of a turn off on your candidacy plus you don't actually appear to have a platform.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#3 - 2012-02-10 00:54:04 UTC
Lets not get serious out of no where. CCP never said taking things seriously was a requirement for CSM.

I totally support a CSM with a name CCP would be reluctant to announce in public and will most likely fail the CCP validation process.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-02-10 00:57:08 UTC
Best of luck space friend.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-02-10 00:58:38 UTC
You got my like.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-02-10 01:01:13 UTC
Mine, too.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

PsychoBitch
Playboy Enterprises
Dark Taboo
#7 - 2012-02-10 03:15:16 UTC  |  Edited by: PsychoBitch
I appreciate the likes, keep them coming! Lol

If I have my way, I'll install an Orgasmatron in every captain's quarters!
Di Mulle
#8 - 2012-02-10 08:49:13 UTC
Somehow people do not understand that being a clown requires a considerable talent.
<<Insert some waste of screen space here>>
Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-10 12:08:04 UTC
Common just 9 more likes ppl to get this fine person into elections!
PsychoBitch
Playboy Enterprises
Dark Taboo
#10 - 2012-02-10 15:35:02 UTC
Thanks peeps! Condoms for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrea Griffin
#11 - 2012-02-10 16:11:01 UTC
I will support you as a candidate but only if you AT LEAST triple the amount of exclamation points in each of your posts. You can never have enough.
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-02-10 16:31:02 UTC
I like your platform, +1
Aryndel Vyst
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2012-02-10 16:32:19 UTC
I support your misogyny.

beep beep
Kyle Myr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-02-10 17:26:32 UTC
I have no idea who you are or what you stand for, but I believe in a fair fight for funding. I'll support you.
Bloodpetal
Tir Capital Management Group
#15 - 2012-02-10 19:17:46 UTC
Can we raise the minimum likes required for CSM?

Where I am.

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-02-10 19:19:07 UTC
Bloodpetal wrote:
Can we raise the minimum likes required for CSM?


Sure thing, sweetheart. Give me a number. I'll advocate for it in my second term.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-02-10 19:19:29 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
I like your platform, +1

I like your beard.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Baldur Smart
Andoya Spaceport
#18 - 2012-02-13 22:14:49 UTC
That's what I like, a dedicated Eve Gamer since the Beta in 2003, who is still excited, hungry, wild, bloodthirsty, a fair fighter and acutally also a gentleman - in spite of his feminine deceiving looks.

If anyone here is qualfied to kick a bit of CCP bum, Psychobith is. He will ***** this up very professionally.

I know this guy now for 18 months, he is just great, I can promise you. He is into all of Eve, Industry, PvP, PvE, Trade, etc.
Go for blood and improved game mechanics, thru a dedicated gamer who loves Eve, and do want a well balanced game.

What are my qualifications to rate him? Well school of life, I am a granddad, 55 years, 30 years in international sales, and 5 years in MMORG's. I do not tell this to lick his butt, but he is really and truely as good as I say. One of his best qualifications, is that he does not want to prise himself.

Give the "*****" a chance - Vote for Psychobitch ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Says Baldur, the viking God of Fine Arts Bear (yeah, they really had one).
Immortal, but for divine betrayal !
(which of course did happen, otherwise it would not be a Legend) Blink
Shadowsmid
Playboy Enterprises
Dark Taboo
#19 - 2012-02-13 22:46:16 UTC
Way to go Psychobitch !
Radiate Energy !
Kick that Mass !
Fly Lightspeed !
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-02-15 20:34:50 UTC
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