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PsychoBitch for CSM 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PsychoBitch
Playboy Enterprises
Dark Taboo
#1 - 2012-02-09 16:48:34 UTC  |  Edited by: PsychoBitch
I throw my hat in the ring as a canidate for CSM 7.

Read the complete Platform here: http://www.eve-online-dark-taboo.com/vote/

If you want you vote to count just once in EVE vote for PsychoBitch.

If you are voting for someone who has been in the CSM before - you have wasted your vote on F A I L

Sick of CCP devs and their hair-brained, half-baked, blue-balled ideas?
(Perfect timing CCP http://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=9129)

Sick of self-important fat puds and frail half-elves on the CSM?

Sick of things in eve that should have been fixed A G E S ago not being fixed and new errors being introduced daily?

Make you one vote count finally, vote for PsychoBitch!

Don't be a failure, be a hero. Vote for PsychoBitch now!

Campaign Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnOZAEbk7r0

If you don't drink whiskey - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
If you don't like having sex with women - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
If you don't live life on your own terms - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE

THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE - ANYTHING WRITTEN BELOW IGNORE
Vile rat
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2012-02-09 17:40:14 UTC
Dunno man, the misogyny is a bit of a turn off on your candidacy plus you don't actually appear to have a platform.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#3 - 2012-02-10 00:54:04 UTC
Lets not get serious out of no where. CCP never said taking things seriously was a requirement for CSM.

I totally support a CSM with a name CCP would be reluctant to announce in public and will most likely fail the CCP validation process.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-02-10 00:57:08 UTC
Best of luck space friend.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-02-10 00:58:38 UTC
You got my like.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-02-10 01:01:13 UTC
Mine, too.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
PsychoBitch
Playboy Enterprises
Dark Taboo
#7 - 2012-02-10 03:15:16 UTC  |  Edited by: PsychoBitch
I appreciate the likes, keep them coming! Lol

If I have my way, I'll install an Orgasmatron in every captain's quarters!
Di Mulle
#8 - 2012-02-10 08:49:13 UTC
Somehow people do not understand that being a clown requires a considerable talent.
<<Insert some waste of screen space here>>
Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-10 12:08:04 UTC
Common just 9 more likes ppl to get this fine person into elections!
PsychoBitch
Playboy Enterprises
Dark Taboo
#10 - 2012-02-10 15:35:02 UTC
Thanks peeps! Condoms for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrea Griffin
#11 - 2012-02-10 16:11:01 UTC
I will support you as a candidate but only if you AT LEAST triple the amount of exclamation points in each of your posts. You can never have enough.

CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer.
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-02-10 16:31:02 UTC
I like your platform, +1
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-02-10 16:32:19 UTC
I support your misogyny.

beep beep
Kyle Myr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-02-10 17:26:32 UTC
I have no idea who you are or what you stand for, but I believe in a fair fight for funding. I'll support you.
Bloodpetal
Tir Capital Management Group
#15 - 2012-02-10 19:17:46 UTC
Can we raise the minimum likes required for CSM?

Where I am.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-02-10 19:19:07 UTC
Bloodpetal wrote:
Can we raise the minimum likes required for CSM?


Sure thing, sweetheart. Give me a number. I'll advocate for it in my second term.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-02-10 19:19:29 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
I like your platform, +1

I like your beard.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Baldur Smart
Andoya Spaceport
#18 - 2012-02-13 22:14:49 UTC
That's what I like, a dedicated Eve Gamer since the Beta in 2003, who is still excited, hungry, wild, bloodthirsty, a fair fighter and acutally also a gentleman - in spite of his feminine deceiving looks.

If anyone here is qualfied to kick a bit of CCP bum, Psychobith is. He will ***** this up very professionally.

I know this guy now for 18 months, he is just great, I can promise you. He is into all of Eve, Industry, PvP, PvE, Trade, etc.
Go for blood and improved game mechanics, thru a dedicated gamer who loves Eve, and do want a well balanced game.

What are my qualifications to rate him? Well school of life, I am a granddad, 55 years, 30 years in international sales, and 5 years in MMORG's. I do not tell this to lick his butt, but he is really and truely as good as I say. One of his best qualifications, is that he does not want to prise himself.

Give the "*****" a chance - Vote for Psychobitch ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Says Baldur, the viking God of Fine Arts Bear (yeah, they really had one).
Immortal, but for divine betrayal !
(which of course did happen, otherwise it would not be a Legend) Blink
Shadowsmid
Andoya Spaceport
#19 - 2012-02-13 22:46:16 UTC
Way to go Psychobitch !
Radiate Energy !
Kick that Mass !
Fly Lightspeed !
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-02-15 20:34:50 UTC
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