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Why you should vote for Chairman for life The Mittani, King of space

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Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-02-09 14:37:44 UTC
As the smartest of you may have already imagined, literally every other candidate on the ballot is also a Goon in cunning disguise. Given this obvious fact, it is better to vote for the Goon you know than the Goon you don't, lest you end up with this man as your CSM representative.

A vote for any candidate that doesn't make it into the top 7 is a vote completely wasted. Vote for the king of space. You know he's competent, you know he's going to win no matter what. Be on the winning side and acquire the right to voice your concerns.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-02-09 15:05:55 UTC
VOTE BLUE AND YELLOW BOBBLE HAT FOR CSM!

(ps. thats me)

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-02-09 15:11:32 UTC
sounds like a cool dude, he has my votes!!!

~hi~
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-02-09 15:12:12 UTC
King of space...

Well, its true, everything mittens says does sound empty and hollow.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#5 - 2012-02-09 15:18:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Like they say, space is full of explosions.

Oh wait, you mean that doesn't happen so often in highsec? What's the ganker index looking like in Jita nowadays -

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Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#6 - 2012-02-09 15:44:46 UTC
goon propaganda Ugh

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-02-09 15:53:04 UTC
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
goon propaganda Ugh

As much as I wish I was paid to do this, it is in fact a grassroots initiative.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2012-02-09 16:22:58 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
King of space...

Well, its true, everything mittens says does sound empty and hollow.

someone is upset that the only attention their csm thread is getting is goons trolling it
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2012-02-09 16:23:46 UTC
hi guys i'm a complete nobody, known only for my terrible anti-goon posts

gonna ride this wave all the way to the top who's with me

*crickets*
OldMan Gana
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-02-09 18:28:17 UTC
Top be honest, i probably will, Reckon Mittani and the Noir merc dude talk my language.

Just wish someone who's up for election or reelection would come out and say "Ganking? who cares, just go and gank the crap out of whomever." Get rid of Concord round the belts, instead have a few of them on the gates with some guns and that's about it.
That way, nobody is safe, you want to mine and incursion risk free ? tough, hire some mercs to be your fleet protection and have that feeling of checking local and looking over your shoulder.

Love United- Hate Glazer
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2012-02-09 18:31:41 UTC
OldMan Gana wrote:
Top be honest, i probably will, Reckon Mittani and the Noir merc dude talk my language.

Just wish someone who's up for election or reelection would come out and say "Ganking? who cares, just go and gank the crap out of whomever." Get rid of Concord round the belts, instead have a few of them on the gates with some guns and that's about it.
That way, nobody is safe, you want to mine and incursion risk free ? tough, hire some mercs to be your fleet protection and have that feeling of checking local and looking over your shoulder.


the mittani is about as pro-ganking a candidate as you can get, no joke
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-02-09 18:46:26 UTC
Retar Aveymone wrote:
OldMan Gana wrote:
Top be honest, i probably will, Reckon Mittani and the Noir merc dude talk my language.

Just wish someone who's up for election or reelection would come out and say "Ganking? who cares, just go and gank the crap out of whomever." Get rid of Concord round the belts, instead have a few of them on the gates with some guns and that's about it.
That way, nobody is safe, you want to mine and incursion risk free ? tough, hire some mercs to be your fleet protection and have that feeling of checking local and looking over your shoulder.


the mittani is about as pro-ganking a candidate as you can get, no joke


He got ganking insurance nerfed though vOv

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Velicitia
XS Tech
#13 - 2012-02-09 18:53:00 UTC
OldMan Gana wrote:

Just wish someone who's up for election or reelection would come out and say "Ganking? who cares, just go and gank the crap out of whomever."


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Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2012-02-09 19:19:02 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
sounds like a cool dude, he has my votes!!!


Skippermonkey wrote:
VOTE BLUE AND YELLOW BOBBLE HAT FOR CSM!

(ps. thats me)




Well, there we go...Mittens and a Bobble Hat. Now that ballot is easy for anyone to remember :)

Would you like a kitten?

Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2012-02-09 19:23:08 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:

He got ganking insurance nerfed though vOv

he didn't get it nerfed he just didn't fight the nerf

remember though the same patch that put that in made hulks drop valuable t2 salvage and included t3 bcs :sun:
Fractals 4Lyfe
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-02-09 20:23:54 UTC
Mittens, shouldn't you be voting for the other candidates out of tradition?
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-02-09 20:58:53 UTC
Retar Aveymone wrote:


remember though the same patch that put that in made hulks drop valuable t2 salvage:


It is absolutely wrong that T2 ships would drop T2 salvage.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#18 - 2012-02-10 01:00:23 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
. Given this obvious fact, it is better to vote for the Goon you know than the Goon you don't, lest you end up with this man as your CSM representative.


I actually thought Trebor was a good CSM though, so now we shouldn't vote for him again?

Suppose its smart for all the goons to use their alts that way. Sometime the first bite or smell of a goon is overwhelming, this will soften the blow, and over time we will adjust and the goons can walk with us as one.

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Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-02-10 20:58:02 UTC
rodyas wrote:
Krios Ahzek wrote:
. Given this obvious fact, it is better to vote for the Goon you know than the Goon you don't, lest you end up with this man as your CSM representative.


I actually thought Trebor was a good CSM though, so now we shouldn't vote for him again?

Suppose its smart for all the goons to use their alts that way. Sometime the first bite or smell of a goon is overwhelming, this will soften the blow, and over time we will adjust and the goons can walk with us as one.


While we won't say that Trebor is a Goon spy, we won't say he isn't.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Trebor Daehdoow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-02-10 22:11:07 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
While we won't say that Trebor is a Goon spy, we won't say he isn't.


I absolutely and categorically deny all the rumors that The Mittani is my spy. He is totally independent and in no way influenced by my guiding hand.

The rumors that he is a dedicated Hello Kitty fanboi, on the other hand, are regrettably all too accurate.

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