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R.I.P Narwhals ate my duck
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Wizz Saraki
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-02-07 11:36:28 UTC
Narwhals ate my duck.

In Eve Online everything great falls apart eventually. The time has now come for the mercenary wormhole “Alliance Narwhals ate my duck”. They were once great and respected in the Unknown parts of Eve much thanks to former leader Chitsa Jason(now Exhale). When he left the alliance trolls roamed free on forums and in chatchannels, that in combination with exceptionally weak leadership by Cipreh and Wasted 2008 started a downward spiral for Narwhals.

Failure by Cipreh to organize and carry out successful contracts created unhappiness in the alliance that spread like the black death did in Europe in the 14th century.
This led to indifferences within the alliance which further fueled the trolls. The KB got flooded with fake KM, people tampered with siggy and during prime time one could not have a serious conversation in the alliance channel due to the trolling. Leadership did nothing to stop this.

Eventually a key corporation within the alliance had enough and decided to leave and with them more followed. At the moment there isn’t enough people online and in the alliance home C6 during prime time to even collapse for a route out else more corps would have left by now including my own.

Take a moment to look at their KB
http://narwhals.eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&view=pilot_kills&all_id=5516&m=1&y=2012
Januarys top 4 killers
-Splatter Girl
-Captain s04p
-Spumantii
-bryanbc

90%+ of their kills aren’t from WH space. You draw your own conclusion from that.

What will happen to Narwhals ate my duck? My guess is that they disband if it is before or after they get invaded by a real WH alliance I don’t know only time will tell.
As it is now Narwhals are a sitting duck waiting to be eaten. Not even being able to field a collapsing fleet in their home system speaks for itself.

The question now is who and what corp/alliance will be the one that put the final nail in Narwhals ate my ducks coffin.
wallenbergaren
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-02-07 11:42:06 UTC
RIP best alliance name
But predictable after chitsa stepped down
Brin Avanti
Navarre Holdings
#3 - 2012-02-07 12:37:02 UTC
Why should they need to field a fleet to collapse a wh? It can be done solo.
Liam Mirren
#4 - 2012-02-07 12:41:51 UTC
Why should we care about this?

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.
Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Insidious.
#5 - 2012-02-07 12:42:36 UTC
My first few months in eve was spent in wormholes, a corp/alliance starts out with good intentions, the pioneering attitude in search of a new home in wh-space.

Once one is found, they set up shop PVE like crazy and sometimes pve, build their t3's etc... but then...
...
People get bored of scanning.
People long for easily accessed market hubs
People start to want a regular source of PVP with the epic ships they've bought themselves with their wormhole fortunes.
People get up and leave for pastures new.

So-long Narwhals...

Best... Alliance name... Ever.
Hathrul
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-02-07 12:53:24 UTC
Heimdallofasgard wrote:


Once one is found, they set up shop PVE like crazy and sometimes pve, build their t3's etc... but then...
...
People get bored of scanning.
People long for easily accessed market hubs
People start to want a regular source of PVP with the epic ships they've bought themselves with their wormhole fortunes.
People get up and leave for pastures new.


lol, you never really lived in wh space then
Lups
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#7 - 2012-02-07 13:05:12 UTC
posting in an bitter ex duck thread

confirming duck is disbanding back to osmon to run SOE missions for probe launchers so we can crash the market

its probeageddon baby!!!
Aiifa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-02-07 13:33:39 UTC
Oh gosh is this true? Our current customers will be so disappointed to hear that there are inactive people in one of our home systems.

also where did bryanbc touch you, it must be very sore
Chitsa Jason
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-07 13:35:28 UTC
Never underestimate narwhals :)

Still 400 ish members strong :)

Burn the land and boil the sea You can't take the sky from me
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#10 - 2012-02-07 13:56:26 UTC
Relevance is hovering somewhere around the level of the Winter Olympics. I'll be frank - it's not looking good for you and your alliance, OP

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Aiifa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-02-07 13:59:10 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Relevance is hovering somewhere around the level of the Winter Olympics. I'll be frank - it's not looking good for you and your alliance, OP


Caldari State is a pretty unfashionable holiday destination, true.

This thread would be relevant to potential Narwhal customers if it was true.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-02-07 14:00:23 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Relevance is hovering somewhere around the level of the Winter Olympics. I'll be frank - it's not looking good for you and your alliance, OP



I hear America's fielding a strong Curling team this year. Going to try to show up Canada for once.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Ya Huei
Imperial Collective
#13 - 2012-02-07 14:07:26 UTC
I dont want your dirty laundry on my forums..
Captain S04p
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-02-07 14:11:27 UTC
Fags ... why didnt you tell me we were going to disband?

Well thats a shock...

Pls tell consult me before you are going to disband our alliance with ur NPC corp forum pussy alts.
TadpoIe
Rabid Sexlexics
Touched by the Tism
#15 - 2012-02-07 14:12:20 UTC
0H N03S TH3 SKY IS F4LL1NG!!!11!1!1!0N30N33XLM4CTIONP01NT
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#16 - 2012-02-07 14:33:04 UTC
Excellent! Bryanbc I await your corpse.
Cipreh
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-02-07 16:11:14 UTC
We aren't going anywhere, OP doesn't know anything about the inner workings of our alliance.

We have shed a couple of corps in recent days, but we are by no means dead.

Blog: http://lostwithoutlocal.blogspot.com Twitter: @Cipreh I am also available on Skype, details available upon request. Feel free to contact me via any of the above methods,or in-game.
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries
#18 - 2012-02-07 16:31:59 UTC  |  Edited by: bryanbc
Wizz Saraki wrote:
Narwhals ate my duck.

In Eve Online everything great falls apart eventually. The time has now come for the mercenary wormhole “Alliance Narwhals ate my duck”. They were once great and respected in the Unknown parts of Eve much thanks to former leader Chitsa Jason(now Exhale). When he left the alliance trolls roamed free on forums and in chatchannels, that in combination with exceptionally weak leadership by Cipreh and Wasted 2008 started a downward spiral for Narwhals.

Failure by Cipreh to organize and carry out successful contracts created unhappiness in the alliance that spread like the black death did in Europe in the 14th century.
This led to indifferences within the alliance which further fueled the trolls. The KB got flooded with fake KM, people tampered with siggy and during prime time one could not have a serious conversation in the alliance channel due to the trolling. Leadership did nothing to stop this.

Eventually a key corporation within the alliance had enough and decided to leave and with them more followed. At the moment there isn’t enough people online and in the alliance home C6 during prime time to even collapse for a route out else more corps would have left by now including my own.

Take a moment to look at their KB
http://narwhals.eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&view=pilot_kills&all_id=5516&m=1&y=2012
Januarys top 4 killers
-Splatter Girl
-Captain s04p
-Spumantii
-bryanbc

90%+ of their kills aren’t from WH space. You draw your own conclusion from that.

What will happen to Narwhals ate my duck? My guess is that they disband if it is before or after they get invaded by a real WH alliance I don’t know only time will tell.
As it is now Narwhals are a sitting duck waiting to be eaten. Not even being able to field a collapsing fleet in their home system speaks for itself.

The question now is who and what corp/alliance will be the one that put the final nail in Narwhals ate my ducks coffin.



why dont you use your main to post fake post about a alliance?


Eventually a key corporation within the alliance had enough and decided to leave and with them more followed. At the moment there isn’t enough people online and in the alliance home C6 during prime time to even collapse for a route out else more corps would have left by now including my own.

by leave you mean kicked right?
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries
#19 - 2012-02-07 16:33:03 UTC
Ammzi wrote:
Excellent! Bryanbc I await your corpse.



You couldnt even kill me you fail noob
Maximille Biagge
Hydra Eternal
#20 - 2012-02-07 16:42:49 UTC
Back when I was in leadfarmers some of our best fights were fighting either alongside or more recently against narwhals so I am glad to read that this is indeed just a bad attempt at trolling.

Probably by someone who got utterly butraped by these fine gentlemen of unknown space.

High end wormhole apace needs more alliances like DUCKs.
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