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The big forum fail has landed. Again.

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The Apostle
Doomheim
#181 - 2011-09-17 23:07:45 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
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The Apostle wrote:
It's Sunday where I am right now. Go to church and thank whoever you pray to that your life is so good that the biggest issue in your life is a forum that will not comply.


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[troll]Ah. I think I see the problem now. You are easily brainwashed.[/troll]

[sarcastic troll]Ah. I think I see your problem now. No-one else is capable of independent thought?[/sarcastic troll]

I think you guys have convinced yourself that repeatedly bashing the forum (of which you FREQUENTLY use to do so) will get a result and when it's fixed (which it will be regardless of what you say/do) you'll snatch for some credit, print yourselves a certificate and tell everybody how good you are.

I can see the topic header already - "We told you so!!".... It's Munchausen by Proxy. It **IS** a big issue, because you've made it so. Oh rescue us brave knights!

Agreed, at one point, people might have taken the time to care for your repeated forum bitching commentary. I know I did... For a time. But I'm tired of it.

YES> The forums are broken. A little.
NO> I don't think it's as big an issue as you guys have made it.
YES> It will be fixed up.
NO> I don't want to hear about it anymore. Not from you two individuals anyway.
YES> I think you are now hindering the topic/subject.
NO> I do think for myself.
YES> Please go way.
NO> I will not ask for a Certificate of Appreciation from bleeding ears when you guys eventually **** off..

And please, try to thank someone today for your existence.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#182 - 2011-09-18 02:48:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Akita T
The Apostle wrote:
[sarcastic troll]Ah. I think I see your problem now. No-one else is capable of independent thought?[/sarcastic troll]

NO ONE else ? Ha ! We're talking just you specifically here.
Somewhat independent though, sure, you're totally capable of that. Realistic and/or objective though, apparently not so much though.
Your "suggestion" indicates that you are more than willing to swallow without much question whatever "truth" is being peddled early enough and often enough by a large enough or authoritative enough group of individuals without actually requiring any sort of concrete proof regarding the factuality of said truth, nor questioning it much (or at all) later on even in the face of plenty of circumstantial evidence to the contrary.
So, yes, that does equate to "easily brainwashed" in my book. But then again, why do I bother explaining that to you ?

Boo-hoo, why do you attack poor CCP for doing a poor job, don't you know they try oh so-ooo-oh very hard and stuff, go thank the invisible man and his magic zombie clone for everything that ever happened and will happen anywhere in the entire world, shut your pie hole and be content you only need to eat crap once in a while as opposed to all the time ?
No, thanks, I would rather NOT eat any crap at all when all that needs to happen is to convince the cook to check the ingredients properly before preparing a meal and follow basic hygiene protocols.


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And please, try to thank someone today for your existence.

Hey, I know, how about YOU thank someone today for MY existence instead ?
Then thank that same somebody for me enlightening you to your own flawed logic ?
Then stop thanking him because you realize you're actually only talking to yourself.

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I think you guys have convinced yourself that repeatedly bashing the forum (of which you FREQUENTLY use to do so) will get a result and when it's fixed (which it will be regardless of what you say/do) you'll snatch for some credit, print yourselves a certificate and tell everybody how good you are.

Ah, yes, because becoming increasingly more annoyed with almost nothing noteworthy getting done while MANY OTHERS express similar points of contention (but gave up much faster because they realized it's as if they're talking to a brick wall) over the past half year is OH SO OBVIOUSLY just a ruse to get attention and reap the rewards when it finally gets fixed ?

How about if it NEVER gets fixed ? Then I still get to gloat, no ?
OhEmGee, sheer genius, a win-win situation, why didn't I think of that sooner ?
So, basically, you mean, any complaint ANYBODY ever makes can never possibly be because they just genuinely need that junk FIXED ALREADY ? And when nothing gets fixed and they get angry, it's just a clever ploy to get some sort of reputation ?

Oh, wait... you mean just me and a few other "bittervets", right ? Because we MUST have some form of agenda, and we can't just be plain old bitter ? And because we're bitter, nothing we say matters ?

Nice going there, tiger...

...

And I'm the jerk here somehow ?

Grey Stormshadow wrote:
I wasn't big fan of these new forums either. However after tweaking the layout and colors the appearance isn't such big annoyance anymore.

It's still somewhat of an annoyance that you have to resort to browser-side tweaking (and all what that implies, like, say, having to redo it every time you go on a different new machine) to get something that should be doable server-side.
Plus, the page needs to fully load first before the userscripts start kicking in, but that's also a rather minor annoyance.

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Certainly there is stuff to improve and everyone aren't lucky enough to be able to run some custom modifications. However personally I can live with this after they have fixed:
-> BBcode parsing error with %-characters.
-> Ganked-issues
-> Posting page timing out and sending text to /dev/bin when user hits post-button.
-> Images without custom script would be nice bonus.

Add to that list server-side user-based preference settings for colours, font type, font size and display area, and yes, that would be much better already.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#183 - 2011-09-18 03:00:44 UTC
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Realistic and/or objective though, apparently not so much though. Your "suggestion" indicates that you are more than willing to swallow without much question whatever "truth" is being peddled by a large enough group of individuals

The very bit you still cannot accept. That I, and many others, simply do not agree with the rant you have applied to fairly trivial and soon to be resolved issues.

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But then again, why do I bother explaining that to you ?

Again. You need to explain nothing to me because I am capable of independent and yeah, you better believe it, objective and realistic thought.

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Hey, I know, how about YOU thank someone today for MY existence instead ?

"I'm your shining white knight" syndrome?

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bla bla bla bla

And as your post still demonstrates, wall of text, repetition and obfuscation.

btw: Tippia, is that you?

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Lois Chenet
Banana Airlines
#184 - 2011-09-18 03:05:17 UTC
Vardec Crom wrote:
CopyCatz wrote:
Where's the dislike button? I want to try it on your post.


Your mother's a *****


EDIT: testing the profanity filter

Hamster?

What have I become?

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#185 - 2011-09-18 03:14:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Akita T
The Apostle wrote:
The very bit you still cannot accept. That I, and many others, simply do not agree with the rant you have applied to fairly trivial and soon to be resolved issues.

So, basically, you're implying that you're not even denying the issues actually exist ?
Well, what do you know, progress.

Fairly trivial ? Maybe.
To you, that is. To me, it's far from trivial.
I used to spend noticeably more time on the forums than in-game in the past couple of years (and oh look, I still have oodles of ISK more than you do), and TO ME, the issue of forum FORM AND FUNCTION are every last bit as important as, say, refactoring the T2 production chain (be it on the mining, reacting, invention or a whole new side) or fixing the supercap inflation issue.

Also, soon to be resolved ? HA !
Extremely doubtful. AS I WAS SAYING, the vast majority of issues people like me were complaining about SHOULD have been easily fixable (at least to some degree), yet after HALF A FRICKING YEAR of ample user feedback nothing shows up.
The laughable part is that quite a few of those are somewhat fixable with client-side (browser) user scripts that didn't take too long to write. But there are other problems with having to do that instead of having the damn server serve you the stuff right from the start.
It's insulting on different levels to imply that CCP and its "web design team" could either not have done it themselves rather fast or maybe couldn't be bothered with it in spite of the volume of complaints (after HAVING ASKED for feedback).

So... you say soon to be solved ? Fine. How much ISK are you willing to wager on that ? Would you care for an "all in" ? You'd double your money fair and square ! What do you say, are you willing to put your money where your mouth is ? I'd be more than happy to LOSE that bet, it's a win-win situation either way for me.

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Hey, I know, how about YOU thank someone today for MY existence instead ?

"I'm your shining white knight" syndrome?

No, the "I'm not thanking a figment of somebody else's imagination for anything" sarcastic reaction.
You know, since you're so readily thankful for everything your imaginary friend allegedly did (pretty much everything that ever happened, so that must also include me, if we use something called "logic").
Effrafax of Wug
Doomheim
#186 - 2011-09-18 03:36:25 UTC
Akita T wrote:
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Considering I'll be less and less around most likely



Considering I'll probably be around less

Considering I'll be posting less and less

I won't be around as much considering




Just some tips off of the top of my head. But... good, honestly... in any given situation... removing a self-important attention whore is a good thing.
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#187 - 2011-09-18 03:40:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Akita T
Effrafax of Wug wrote:
Just some tips off of the top of my head. But... good, honestly... in any given situation... removing a self-important attention ***** is a good thing.

"Silence, peasant. Go buy a monocle."
That sort of stuff, you mean ?

Here's a tip : I'll be here until the game shuts down (and I won't have to pay a dime to do so).
Considering "less and less presence" for me still probably means more than your presence level, there's a good chance you'll end up reading something I wrote again (and again, and again).
If you don't want to even accidentally read what I ever write, one of the few useful additions to these new forums is the ability to hide specific people's posts everywhere - please, feel free to make use of it at your earliest convenience.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#188 - 2011-09-18 03:48:34 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
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So, basically, you're implying that you're not even denying the issues actually exist ?
Well, what do you know, progress.


QFT from "The Apostle" prior to your above comment.
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YES> The forums are broken. A little.
NO> I don't think it's as big an issue as you guys have made it.
YES> It will be fixed up.


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Fairly trivial ? Maybe.
To you, that is. To me, it's far from trivial

We'll have to agree to disagree. Perception and reality are usually opposed.


As an aside, I saw this... (re: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=11507&find=unread)


Kesshisan said.
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Steps to reproduce.
Step 1: Hit reply.
Step 2: Type in a well thought out post.
Step 3: Go away for 20 minutes.*
Step 4: Hit reply.


This was clear, concise and repeatable.

CCP Zymurgist said.
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I was able to reproduce this issue and sent a report to the forums team. I hope that it can be fixed soon.


Issue identified, qualified and being addressed.

You as OP on this topic and forgive my statistics (I hate statistics). 184 replies. 4,517 views. How many CCP responses?

Are you picking up the vibe yet?

TL;DR Modify your "the forum is f****" rants to clear, concise and repeatable points and your dreams will come true. 4-5 lines per issue should be plenty.

Your posts then become solutions and I'll click "I like Akita" until my fingers bleed.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#189 - 2011-09-18 04:00:01 UTC
At least its not the old forums?

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#190 - 2011-09-18 04:14:12 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
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Fairly trivial ? Maybe. To you, that is. To me, it's far from trivial

We'll have to agree to disagree. Perception and reality are usually opposed.

There's nothing to disagree about.
I flat out stated that FOR YOU those are trivial issues but FOR ME they are not.
You're not disagreeing that the issues exist.
I'm NOT saying YOU should believe the issues are not trivial.
I was expressing inherently subjective PREFERENCES, both equally "real".
So about what are we supposed to have to agree to disagree again ?

The Apostle wrote:
You as OP on this topic and forgive my statistics (I hate statistics). 184 replies. 4,517 views. How many CCP responses? Are you picking up the vibe yet?

TL;DR Modify your "the forum is f****" rants to clear, concise and repeatable points and your dreams will come true. 4-5 lines per issue should be plenty. Your posts then become solutions and I'll click "I like Akita" until my fingers bleed.


Want to GUESS how many THREADS and how many different POSTERS have popped up over the past 6 -7 months on the forum test version talking about such things ? Truckloads.
Care to guess how many of THOSE were clear, concise and repeatable points ? Quite a few.
Now can you try and guess how many dev replies were in THOSE threads and to THOSE posts ? As good as none.
Oh, hey, and you know where those threads and posts are all NOW ? Not around anymore.
Are YOU picking up the vibe yet ?

As to the second part - you mean you did click "like" on Tippia's and Grey Stormshadow's posts ?
You know, the kind of posts that are EXACTLY the type of posts you "urge" me to make ?
Like, oh, say, posts number 3 on the first page, 55 on page 3, 180 on page 9 and maybe even the bottom section of 182 on this page ?
But especially Tippia's post #55 on page 3.
Have you ?
BLACK-STAR
#191 - 2011-09-18 04:19:22 UTC
Thanks CCP.

theme-min.css

.previewpost {
padding: 5px;
background-color: #454545;
border: 1px solid #666;
{

.previewpost {
padding: 5px;
background-color: #transparent;
border: 0px;
font-size: 12px;

{



I fixed something in 2 seconds. but CCP web team takes 6 months to edit any lines.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#192 - 2011-09-18 04:45:52 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
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posts number 3 on the first page,

Took me to the old forums where there are 57 pages of egocentric drivel. It highlights my point.

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180 on page 9

Perfect example of how it should be done. Add to that Greyshadow DID a nice CSS hackz that addressed many format issues. And one of his **4** dot point issues (as I pointed out above) is being addressed. (A repeatable event, easy to track and fix).

(which, btw, the "standard" Ctrl+C/V process mitigated anyway. It was an annoyance more than anything).

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But especially Tippia's post #55 on page 3.

Lolz. This is exactly what I meant. A MASSIVE wall of text of what HE (you?) think is wrong. Very few, if any solutions, just what HE wants. Without creating yet another WoT , most of them are forum wishlist stuff and have zero bearing on functionality.

In fact, looks to me like someone sat down for many hours with a JS debugger running just to find stuff to complain about.

The irony in all of this is the number of times you have quoted and posted ad nauseum on this very forum "that doesn't work".

Even more ironic is the "like button" (JS even) , that has given you a false sense of knightness. I'm calling, and have always called your little "Mr Popularity" game an egocentric load of codswallop.

Stirring the proverbial riot pot is much easier than actually contributing solution based and positive commentary. Always has been. I know you know that.

TL;DR >> You can only function properly with praise and kudos. Finding populace topic stuff to whine about is what helps you exist. I can see the rebuttal anger creeping as you respond to all of my posts. Why? As Jack once said, Truth! You can't handle the truth!

/troll

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Drakonium
Sublime Tactic
#193 - 2011-09-18 04:55:13 UTC
Akita T wrote:

Here's hoping somebody crashes them hard. Again.


You don't like the forums so you're hoping hackers crash them into the ground? That's something I'd expect from a 5-year-old.

I don't understand how someone (an adult?) can be so selfish and hell-bent in making everyone else's experience miserable when they particularly don't like a change.
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#194 - 2011-09-18 11:07:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Akita T
The Apostle wrote:
Lolz. This is exactly what I meant. A MASSIVE wall of text of what HE (you?) think is wrong. Very few, if any solutions, just what HE wants. Without creating yet another WoT , most of them are forum wishlist stuff and have zero bearing on functionality.

Very few solutions ? Are you mad or just plain old blind ?
Or maybe by "solutions" you actually mean "hey, why don't you actually give them the working code" ?
Seriously, how much more plainly do you want the list to state what's wrong and what needs to be done ?
If an item on that list would be "remove thorn stuck in paw" (which is at the same time stating the problem and proposing the solution), your complaints so far would amount to something akin to "but how do you want it removed ? and at what time should it be removed ? stop whining about the damn thorn and explain in vivid detail exactly what you want done with it"...

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The irony in all of this is the number of times you have quoted and posted ad nauseum on this very forum "that doesn't work".

Nobody said it "doesn't work". I said "for me, it sucks more than the old one". And then, there's a list of reasons why.
In fact, the fact it DOES work to a degree it's what the greater problem is.
There are SOME things that ARE good with the new forum amongst the many other things that are worse or just plain wrong, and it's BECAUSE of that (not in spite of that) that I am angry - because people WILL eventually accept this current piece of junk and almost completely stop complaining, and CCP will stop even bothering to improve it.
When you release a new product, ESPECIALLY after more than half a year of beta testing, some people actually have the audacity to expect a product that's noticeably better than the first beta... but in this case, the two versions (this one now and the first one back then) might as well be identical.
And when you don't even develop it from scratch but instead take an already finished product (yaf) and butcher it then reskin it and hastily duct-tape it to something else you made, then need more than half a year to basically do next to nothing to it except lousily plug the holes you punched yourself in it, how in the friggin' hell can you possibly expect ANY praise whatsoever for that, and why should any of your clients feel grateful again exactly ?

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You can only function properly with praise and kudos. Finding populace topic stuff to whine about is what helps you exist. I can see the rebuttal anger creeping as you respond to all of my posts. Why? As Jack once said, Truth! You can't handle the truth!

Ah, yes, thank you for your psychoanalysis, doctor, but next time, could we actually meet face to face to have the sessions instead of you reading my newspaper articles and getting some conclusions about my childhood or somesuch from them alone ?



Drakonium wrote:
Akita T wrote:
Here's hoping somebody crashes them hard. Again.

You don't like the forums so you're hoping hackers crash them into the ground? That's something I'd expect from a 5-year-old.
I don't understand how someone (an adult?) can be so selfish and hell-bent in making everyone else's experience miserable when they particularly don't like a change.

Because having to keep using the old forums instead for a while longer (or even indefinitely, and have the few good things from the new ones added to the old one) would be oh so much of a torture for the same everybody else, "amirite?"
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#195 - 2011-09-18 12:23:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Tippia
The Apostle wrote:
Lolz. This is exactly what I meant. A MASSIVE wall of text of what HE (you?) think is wrong. Very few, if any solutions, just what HE wants. Without creating yet another WoT , most of them are forum wishlist stuff and have zero bearing on functionality.
You didn't read it then, I take it.

It was not a masive wall of text — it was an itemised list collected into logical groups.
It was almost entirely full of solutions, not “things that are wrong”.
It was almost entirely about functionality.
It also contained description of design fundamentals that have been ignored, giving reasons why things are wrong.

So yes, it's exactly the kind of useful feedback that is needed to get things done, but which is then drowned out by the white-knighting dribble from people who think I've somehow managed to hurt poow widdle CCP's squishy feelings.
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In fact, looks to me like someone sat down for many hours with a JS debugger running just to find stuff to complain about.
No, that list was what happened after 5 minutes of plain old source view with the beta forums. That's how obvious the errors and the solutions presented are. The reason we only have the simple custom CSS/JS solutions we have so far is exactly because no-one could be bothered sitting down for an hour with a debugger.

So, if you actually look at it rather than dismiss it by default, then you'll notice two things: one, these are things that were discovered half a year ago, and these are things that were discovered instantly. The fact that nothing has happened since speaks volumes about the QA and capability of the web team…
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Perfect example of how it should be done. Add to that Greyshadow DID a nice CSS hackz that addressed many format issues.
You really need to make up your mind. What Greyshadow did was what you just complained about: he presented things that are wrong, not solutions (never mind the fact that you need both, but since you said one was needed and not the other, you really need to stick to your logic). And both his and my CCS hack are a perfect example of how it should never be done — we could fix some issues in no time flat, and that is not a good thing. For one, we shouldn't have to, and for another, out ability to so quickly fix something that the web team can't get done in ~720× the time should honestly be enough to get that team fired on the spot.
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#196 - 2011-09-18 12:41:58 UTC
I just wish you could do the forum thinner, I never have my browser windows wider than 900px-ish.

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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#197 - 2011-09-18 13:01:50 UTC
Mr M wrote:
I just wish you could do the forum thinner, I never have my browser windows wider than 900px-ish.

Pretty much the reason we'd rather have custom widths, because one size does never fit all.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#198 - 2011-09-18 16:41:52 UTC

I have no problems whatsoever with the forums on my SAMSUNG mobile
or on my Archos 43, both having Android installed.

The forums are way faster than the old one,
the blending in of the avatars suggests to me that
they get loaded on demand, while scrolling ...
... but that i can't tell for sure, because my connection is pretty fast anyway.

Not to confuse with the fact that the old forums,
even on my fast connection, were still slow.

Wow, that's the first thread of yours i actually can not agree with at least a bit.

Also, what's wrong about JavaScript ?
The JavaScript-Performance-Wars between the browsers had a reason, i believe ...

Also, i can't remember a single forum i've seen where i was able to change the width ...
The ability to change the number of posts per page, or threads per page, that would be nice.

The missing of a dislike has - maybe - the same reason why there is none at facebook.
There never ever will be a dislike button there and that's pretty much a good thing, too.

Anyway ... it's much, much better than the old one.
KaarBaak
Squirrel Team
#199 - 2011-09-18 17:00:45 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:

I have no problems whatsoever with the forums on my SAMSUNG mobile
or on my Archos 43, both having Android installed.

The forums are way faster than the old one,
the blending in of the avatars suggests to me that
they get loaded on demand, while scrolling ...
... but that i can't tell for sure, because my connection is pretty fast anyway.

Not to confuse with the fact that the old forums,
even on my fast connection, were still slow.

Wow, that's the first thread of yours i actually can not agree with at least a bit.

Also, what's wrong about JavaScript ?
The JavaScript-Performance-Wars between the browsers had a reason, i believe ...

Also, i can't remember a single forum i've seen where i was able to change the width ...
The ability to change the number of posts per page, or threads per page, that would be nice.

The missing of a dislike has - maybe - the same reason why there is none at facebook.
There never ever will be a dislike button there and that's pretty much a good thing, too.

Anyway ... it's much, much better than the old one.


+1

KB

Dum Spiro Spero

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#200 - 2011-09-18 17:55:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Tippia
Solstice Project wrote:
I have no problems whatsoever with the forums on my SAMSUNG mobile
or on my Archos 43, both having Android installed.
The free verse format of your posts suggests otherwise… Blink
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The forums are way faster than the old one,
Define "faster"… they load slower due to being highly unoptimised and requiring far more HTTP requests, as well as far more bandwidth from all the non-cached bloat (even though they've reduced the length of each page by 33%). They're slightly easier for the browser to parse due to not being (entirely) table based, and instead use modern, almost-correct markup, but that is all. If your browser had a bad parser, you might notice a difference between the two.
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the blending in of the avatars suggests to me that they get loaded on demand, while scrolling ...
They don't. That's just pointless javascript bling.
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Also, what's wrong about JavaScript ?
When it interferes with standard browser behaviour, everything. Javascript has its advantages and benefits — replacing built-in functionality with fragile scripts doesn't qualify as either, nor does the use of javascript to recreate or implement actions that HTML does right out of the box. Doing that serves absolutely no purpose beyond making things less reliable and introducing a vast array of incompatibility issues.
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Also, i can't remember a single forum i've seen where i was able to change the width
The old ones, for one… and they're far from alone.