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Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#41 - 2012-02-02 12:08:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:


We are a tag team
Of lyrical expertise
Shall we show them how?


OK it's showtime
Check out the poetical
Collaboration!

Edited for content.
I think I made a typo
But now it's quite fine.


Like the great robot
Voltron, we shall unite and
Create something more!


Form arms and then hands!
Then form the Legs and body!
And I'll form the head!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#42 - 2012-02-02 12:10:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
Oops a double post!
These are the Eve forums though!
Nobody will see!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#43 - 2012-02-02 12:12:39 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:


We are a tag team
Of lyrical expertise
Shall we show them how?


OK it's showtime
Check out the poetical
Collaboration!

Edited for content.
I think I made a typo
But now it's quite fine.


Like the great robot
Voltron, we shall unite and
Create something more!


Form arms and then hands!
Then form the Legs and body!
And I'll form the head!


Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#44 - 2012-02-02 12:17:55 UTC
Foreigner I am
Your mad skills I admire
Laughing in my pod

.

Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#45 - 2012-02-02 12:19:25 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!


Coalition mate
Our lyrics rock these forums
We should fleet sometime!

Imagine fighting
With both spaceships and verses
We could troll our foes!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#46 - 2012-02-02 12:22:46 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!


Coalition mate
Our lyrics rock these forums
We should fleet sometime!

Imagine fighting
With both spaceships and verses
We could troll our foes!


An unstoppable
Force of poetic power
None could face us both!
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#47 - 2012-02-02 12:26:06 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!


Coalition mate
Our lyrics rock these forums
We should fleet sometime!

Imagine fighting
With both spaceships and verses
We could troll our foes!


An unstoppable
Force of poetic power
None could face us both!


It might be too hard
To spread our verse in local
Evemail bombs instead?

After all we are
In the CFC you know
Local won't be clear!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#48 - 2012-02-02 12:28:02 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!


Coalition mate
Our lyrics rock these forums
We should fleet sometime!

Imagine fighting
With both spaceships and verses
We could troll our foes!


An unstoppable
Force of poetic power
None could face us both!


It might be too hard
To spread our verse in local
Evemail bombs instead?

After all we are
In the CFC you know
Local won't be clear!


In the future, yes
We shall smith words all across
The stars together!

Alas I retire
My body is weak, my mind
soars ever higher.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#49 - 2012-02-02 12:31:16 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
In the future, yes
We shall smith words all across
The stars together!

Alas I retire
My body is weak, my mind
soars ever higher.


Good night new Eve friend;
May you dream of strange meters,
And the nebulae!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Japanese Jeans
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2012-02-02 12:50:53 UTC


Solo Rifter
Beautiful Nebulae Look!
Dream Of Fair PVP soon
Ursula LeGuinn
Perkone
Caldari State
#51 - 2012-02-02 13:09:25 UTC
pirate battleship
with pricey mods aplenty
or monocle... hmm

"The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community." — EVElopedia

Lyrka Bloodberry
Spybeaver
#52 - 2012-02-02 13:20:25 UTC
The sun is rising
I'm waiting, spinning, waiting
The sun is setting

Spybeaver

McOboe
Viscosity
#53 - 2012-02-02 14:50:28 UTC
Nothing I Can't Do
Am Floating In My Tin Can
Surrounded by Goo
Dessau
The Scope
#54 - 2012-02-02 16:19:55 UTC
hours, then target found
close in, cycle, lock - oh ****
forgot the ammo
Serene Repose
#55 - 2012-02-02 16:55:18 UTC
Waffles all around.
Waffles think they're glory bound.
Waffles so unsound.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Gorongo Frostfyr
#56 - 2012-02-02 16:57:42 UTC
stop raping (japanese) poetry, thanks.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#57 - 2012-02-02 17:04:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Akirei Scytale
Gorongo Frostfyr wrote:
stop raping (japanese) poetry, thanks.


Look out guys, we have
A weeaboo round these parts
Break out the pocky traps

(**** is pocky one syllable or two?)
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2012-02-02 17:05:00 UTC
We watch spacecraft burn
Balls of nuclear fire so bright
War is our love

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#59 - 2012-02-02 17:23:23 UTC
came to troll this thread
said nothing of relevance
leaving satisfied

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2012-02-02 17:25:49 UTC
Gave 300mil to goons
They blew up my carrier
thank god I had 14bil in reserve

Dodixie > Hek