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How great are you?
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Mods Muvila
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-02-02 07:48:28 UTC
This is for the pirates, asshats, douchebags, thieves, gankers, and trolls. Often times we are misunderstood when we have dome our deeds and sometimes we are called names that can be hurtful. I'm here to introduce an excersice to get your head back in the game after a victim has Q.Q'd and you need that extra boost.

In three words, and only three, tell yourself how great you are; just like this:

"I am great."

You're welcome.
You hilarious feathered creature.
YUMAD BRO
ZZ Cow
#2 - 2012-02-02 08:28:15 UTC
You're a douche



Like that?

I think I am getting that hang of this interwebs thing, YAY.











Tard
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#3 - 2012-02-02 08:32:01 UTC
I'm uber pragmatic.
Big smile

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4 - 2012-02-02 09:40:51 UTC
I am The Greatest, All silky smooth.

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-02-02 10:01:54 UTC
I never say anything...

Always calculating.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
fgft Athonille
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-02-02 10:58:17 UTC
best poster in the west
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-02-02 11:05:47 UTC
Just shaved my ballz. Smooth.

Black Man with Goggles
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#8 - 2012-02-02 11:20:47 UTC
It all started a long long long long longgggggggggggg long time longgggg time agoooo..... Ok enough said, beer time!

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Solinuas
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-02-02 11:51:25 UTC
I So Meta Even This Acronym

That is how great i am, so great that i can repost things from elsewhere (XKCD in this case)
Jovius Marginus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-02-02 13:20:26 UTC
I'm not you
Princess Bride
SharkNado
#11 - 2012-02-02 15:10:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Princess Bride
Three words? How about...

GO **** YOURSELF.

So tired of these worthless threads.

http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#12 - 2012-02-02 16:20:59 UTC
Moustache Tickler Surprise

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Mods Muvila
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-02-02 17:31:29 UTC
Princess Bride wrote:
Three words? How about...

GO **** YOURSELF.

So tired of these worthless threads.


Awwww someone's mad that they aren't great, but thanks for bumping my worthless thread, cheers you silly goose.
You hilarious feathered creature.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-02-02 17:34:33 UTC
I just posted about the incursion interdiction, and got banned from every fleet. I am an amazing forum warrior, tremble mortal.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-02-02 17:38:20 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
I just posted about the incursion interdiction, and got banned from every fleet. I am an amazing forum warrior, tremble mortal.


So last week.

I doubt it.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#16 - 2012-02-02 17:57:04 UTC
Alpha and Omega

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#17 - 2012-02-02 18:22:18 UTC
Prithee, what hast mine Lord doth been cooking?

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#18 - 2012-02-02 18:39:35 UTC
I'll answer this in haiku form:

I don't need three words
To tell me that which I know
Just two words: "I win"

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Mods Muvila
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-02-02 18:43:52 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I'll answer this in haiku form:

I don't need three words
To tell me that which I know
Just two words: "I win"


I got two words for you...

Silly goose.
You hilarious feathered creature.
Skywalker
Dubai Space Falcons
#20 - 2012-02-02 21:11:47 UTC
I am...
Greater then my latest victim.
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