Jita Park Speakers Corner

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Saints Row 3 style Characters in EvE would = win

I have yet to see a worse candidate, and I've tried to look up the trolls first.

Having noticed your posting from earlier (Especially CAOD), it seems that your platform relies on two-and-a-half leg: Goons laugh at you when they recognise you, and you want sliders for degree of gender and clothing available for all (With the added bonus that one might get to burn some graphics cards trying to show off these new "features" through multiplayer WiS). I like that platform, it leaves a benchmark. "This is the saddest you can get and still attempt to run for CSM". I hope, at least.

Good luck with your candidacy, I wish for your sake that you fail and learn something valuable from the experience.

Do any of you actually have legitimate questions about my campaign?

Honestly, no. You don’t seem to have a leg to stand on besides smoke and no mirrors. I mean, it may very well be that I am too stupid to understand your message, but if I am it’s not unlikely that this is the case for a lot of voters. Indeed, the total and absolute lack of any questions in this thread, besides those appertaining to your sexual orientation, suggest that this is the case.

Please enlighten us?

what does mittens have to do with this thread though?

i mean, besides trolling it

Yeah perfectly clear and it won't be you, though I almost wish it would happen just so The_Mittani could troll you IRL.

You seriously think your lame ass picture might encourage people to vote for you?

What it comes down to is this, you are a whinny little punk who does not get the game. If you had your way you'd change the game into a theme park micro-transaction abomination where success could be purchased with a credit card which is somewhat ironic since based on your picture you aren't likely to have the financial success to compete even under those circumstances.

Also do you really think there is enough of a constituency in this game that wants space-barbies prioritized over space-ships? Did you miss the whole Incarna debacle and the giant **** storm that was kicked up by the Fearless leak?

Did you miss the fact that the riots and protests (as well as subscription cancellations) took place after the Incarna release and the Fearless leak. Are you really one of those idiots who thought all the drama was because the Monocle was overpriced?

You're support for buying skill points alone should be sufficient for torpedoing your candidacy.

You don't get this game and quite frankly you should probably have cut your losses long ago and moved to wow or second life or some other crap game.

Oh wait a minute, you're just butt hurt over the refocusing on spaceships because it means resources are no longer going into the twilight err I mean World of darkness game where you'd be able to hang out with your fellow emo girly boys and whine about how you can't get laid because chicks don't give you a chance.

Hint they don't give you a chance because despite all that touchy feely nonsense you see on Opra, heterosexual women like men who are manly .

Please list any in-game achievements. As it stands you appear to just be a clueless high-sec dock monkey with delusions of influence.

I'm a trader.

Either you can answer a perfectly reasonable question or you can prove how inconsequential you are by failing to come up with anything noteworthy. Your choice, it's your candidacy on the line not mine.