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[MERC] BLSHL : the tiniest merc corp ♥
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Reppyk
The Black Shell
#1 - 2012-01-29 16:06:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Reppyk
Welcome, C+P fellows,
BLSHL is now accepting contracts from no-froggies clients and/or targets.

What you will *not* get in this thread :
- Ponies
- ~gudfites~ and a positive k/d kb
- Blob(s)
- a Lady Spank post.

What you will get in this thread :
- Something about a 1-man merc corp
- a loss of time
- and (maybe) me being trolled to death. Pirate

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BLSHL is a young (8 months/47 wardecs) merc corp, with only one dude inside. I was only getting contracts from the (terrible) French community, but after a little lowsec pause, it seems that they are all carebearing in peace. So, I'm looking for new contracts and dramas.
If you can read French, you're welcome to read the French thread about BLSHL (it's actually a much better thread).
Contact : EVEmail Coquillage. Do not convo him/me.
And you know what's good ? BLSHL is listed on the Merc contracts channel. Check it !

The BLSHL killboard is here. Keep in mind that it's a new one and I cannot post the old kills, so if you want to get a better idea you may want to lurk here and here.

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Services :
- Wardec against small entities (make them docked)
- Wardec against big entites (poke them with a stick until they get bored)
- Highsec small/medium pos rf'd (then saved by the dec shield)
- Highsec offline pos removal
- Neutral remote faggotery \o/
- Highsec gank with a max EHP of 3 tornados. Smarties are available.
- POS defense (including corping a few toons in your corp).
- AFK f4g-cloaking in 00 sanctums (with a cyno ofc).
- Intel, especially about French entities.
- Locator batchs (25+).
- Acquisition of rare items.
- POS maps (high sec and low sec) mostly Lonetrek, Molden Heath, Placid, Verge Vendor, Kador and Metropolis

Prices depending of the target. Prices are low, but I didnt say "cheap".

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Examples of past contracts (most of them are in French, sorry) :
Sample of tears after a wardec against a corporation
Results of a wardec against an Alliance
Shooting a pos with T2/capital BPOs inside
Delivering a rare module

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Contracts history (only my "major" contracts and not the daily stuff, nor my pirate side)

SUCCESS
00, Capital fleet intel (2011 05) Not disclosed
Highsec, wardec (2011 06) Public : corporation "BlackWolfClan"
Highsec, market competitor gank (2011 06) Not disclosed
Highsec, Asset thief identification (2011 07) Not disclosed
Highsec, corp infiltration (2011 07) Not disclosed
00, cyno trap (2011 07) : Public : a capital ship of the alliance "Empire Galactique Franc"
Lowsec, harassing (2011 07) Not disclosed
Highsec, Wardec (2011 08 ) Public : alliance "Echoes of Nowhere"
00, Asset intel (2011 10) : Not disclosed
Highsec, POS bashing (2011 10) Public : alliance "Echoes of Nowhere"
00, Acquisition & delivery (2011 12) Not disclosed
00, POS bashing (2011 12) Not disclosed
Highsec, Wardec (2012 02) Not disclosed
WH, localization (2012 02) Not disclosed
Highsec, Wardec & Escort (2012 02) Public : corporation "The Fallen Brigade"
Highsec, POS rep (2012 03) Not disclosed
Highsec, Wardec (2012 03) Not disclosed
Highsec, POS rep (2012 03) Not disclosed
Highsec, POS bashing (2012 04) Not disclosed
Highsec, POS bashing (2012 04) Not disclosed
Highsec, Wardec (2012 04) Public : corporation "Through the Looking Glass"
Highsec, POS bashing (2012 05) Not disclosed
Highsec, POS bashing (2012 08) Public : corporation "Arctic Enterprises"
00, intel (2012 08) Not disclosed

MITIGATE RESULTS
WH, POS bashing (2012 09) Public : J114306, the tower was hit but the defenders tripled their number. The customer was still happy with BLSHL's actions.

EPIC FAILS OF DOOM
Lowsec, POCO bashing (2012 02) nerf the shield regen >_<

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"Cmon dudes, it's only a lone griefer, this time we will not flee in a NPC corp". Eh eh ehe. Pirate

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Tikktokk Tokkzikk
V0LTA
New Eden Alliance 99013733
#2 - 2012-01-29 21:22:14 UTC
Eagerly expecting Lady Spank to post ascii ponies and/or links to ponies!

I honestly thought ponies were 2011.
Gritz1
Ice Fire Warriors
#3 - 2012-01-29 23:25:28 UTC
I bid you good luck in your future ventures.
Mr Morita
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#4 - 2012-01-29 23:29:41 UTC
Reppyk wrote:
Welcome, C+P fellows,
What you will *not* get in this thread :
- Ponies


Already disappointed.
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#5 - 2012-01-30 11:13:57 UTC
good luck guys happy hunting!!
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#6 - 2012-01-30 12:14:03 UTC
You're all welcome !

tikktokk tokkzikk wrote:
I honestly thought ponies were 2011.
That's why you didnt get any in this thread. Jeez.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Reid Ace
The Real Original Living Large
#7 - 2012-03-05 14:11:27 UTC
Thz for an great services you got some kills and even made 9 ppl leave the target corp P

Cheers Reid.

Long live beer!
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#8 - 2012-03-05 14:20:31 UTC
Thanks for the bump o7

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#9 - 2012-03-27 10:32:59 UTC
Rise, beloved thread, rise from the dust !

BLSHL will soon accept another contract ! And is listed in the merc contract channel (the thread is not yet updated).

Last time I wardecced a (small) alliance, they made a decshield with +6 wardecs. BLSHL, good at pocking stuff with a wooden stick. Pirate

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Christine Peeveepeeski
Low Sec Concepts
#10 - 2012-03-27 12:01:18 UTC
Your jib, I like the cut of it.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#11 - 2012-03-28 02:29:34 UTC
Christine Peeveepeeski wrote:
Your jib, I like the cut of it.

THIS!!!!
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-03-29 00:48:48 UTC
can people join your merc corp
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#13 - 2012-03-29 10:29:04 UTC
Hey heya !

Herping yourDerp wrote:
can people join your merc corp
No.
But my "people" can join another corporation.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Brewlar Kuvakei
Adeptio Gloriae
#14 - 2012-04-04 14:50:15 UTC
Paid for a pos repair up front was completed same morning Rep'd all guns and mods. So thumbs up great guy!
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#15 - 2012-04-07 17:44:07 UTC
Thanks and up !
Many contracts last week, I updated the "past contract" list. BLSHL is still busy for at least one more week.




And my killboard is not accepting all the kills... Hmm.... X

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Lady Guenever
Divine Republic Holding LLC.
#16 - 2012-05-24 09:29:03 UTC
Thank you for your help. One hi-sec pos removed within 2 days at 1/4 the price of some other merc groups.
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#17 - 2012-05-24 11:53:47 UTC
My pleasure o/
On a side note, I must increase a bit my prices, "thanks" to Inferno. But since I don't have to split the good iskies, I guess I will stay the cheapest merc. Oops

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#18 - 2012-06-27 02:29:55 UTC
I did a test in a WH and it was a success, so if you have a job in a C1/C2/C3, send an evemail to Coquillage !

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#19 - 2012-09-09 13:38:54 UTC
First post updat'd.

And bump ♥

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#20 - 2012-11-07 23:56:25 UTC
Ultimate bump !

BLSHL will no longer be a merc corp and will soon get removed from the Merc Contracts channel list.
But do not despair my friends ! BLSHL will continue to hunt the 'tards and clean the EVE universe.

I must say, I'm happy and proud of what I've done. I've learnt a lot of EVE stuff, met some new friends, made some enemies, and had fun.
Looking at my wallet, I earned 17B from my contracts, not including the ~generous donations~ from my victim's wrecks (or labs). Sadly hundreds of millions were lost to pay these damn dec fees. Almost a nyx, but not that much when you think about all the efforts and risks involved. I'm too lazy to update my contract list with the lasts ones, so let's say 30 contracts.
Merc jobs are fun because they're challenging. You need to do a lot of out-of-EVE stuff, like finding a contract, being trust by the customer, getting an access to the target comms ("hey guys we got wardeced by a frog and oh look, a new member wants to join us, I like his accent I think he's French let's recruit him") etc. The less challenging part is the ~pewpew~, but eh, it's okay for a while.
Yes for a while. I'm now looking for new challenges. I'm a bit bored since all the contracts I can take are getting the same ones, and more important solo wardecs, when you are accountable to your customer, are very exhausting. And I'm planning to lose a **** ton of ships -my keres stash !- and as a merc, you can't really have a bad KB.

I thank all the people that supported BLSHL for the last 9 months, especially the Merc Contracts community, all my customers and all the pvpers I met in lowsec. I do not thank all the bears that I wardeced and didnt undocked for months, and I blame CCP for their excellent work at :derping: the EVE mechanism at every patch.

Farewell Space Cowboys. o7
Mercanaries never quack \_o<

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
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