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The Pirate Story Thread

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Tiger Would
Doomheim
#141 - 2011-12-09 09:22:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Well, i am also pirating, although in a different fashion.
Currently i am pirating some of the giggles that are envolved with Hillbillageddon for other people to have.
Although they are certain i will not be able to pull this off, i did recieve an e-mail from goonfleet in an attempt to make me stop i guess.



Judge for your self:

Safe mining during Hulkaggedon!
From: Rain Tian
Sent: 2011.12.08 19:41
To: Tiger Would,

Hello!

I thought you might be interested in our Amnesty program for miners. We’re currently extending this to a small group of miners to test the waters and see how things go.

A full outline of the program can be found at http://goonfleet.net/miners/

The short and sweet version is that, for a small fee, we can have your character(s) added to our global no kill list. This would exclude you from our suicide operations in mining, (not just ice mining anymore!)

We intend to keep this as a very small group, and slots are first come first serve. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask.

Please calculate the value of your alts on the afore-mentioned link, and let me know the characters names. This is very important. Without this, I cannot add you to the white list to ensure you are not attacked.

Kind regards,

Rain
______________________________________________________________________


You can imagine my surprise how easy it seems to be to get under their skin.

If anyone is interested joining in on the fun we are going to have with hillbillageddon and its participants, please post in the "Hillbillageddon Season I" thread.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#142 - 2011-12-09 17:20:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Nathaniel Butler
Tiger Would wrote:
Well, i am also pirating, although in a different fashion.
Currently i am pirating some of the giggles that are envolved with Hillbillageddon for other people to have.
Although they are certain i will not be able to pull this off, i did recieve an e-mail from goonfleet in an attempt to make me stop i guess.



Judge for your self:

Safe mining during Hulkaggedon!
From: Rain Tian
Sent: 2011.12.08 19:41
To: Tiger Would,

Hello!

I thought you might be interested in our Amnesty program for miners. We’re currently extending this to a small group of miners to test the waters and see how things go.

A full outline of the program can be found at http://goonfleet.net/miners/

The short and sweet version is that, for a small fee, we can have your character(s) added to our global no kill list. This would exclude you from our suicide operations in mining, (not just ice mining anymore!)

We intend to keep this as a very small group, and slots are first come first serve. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask.

Please calculate the value of your alts on the afore-mentioned link, and let me know the characters names. This is very important. Without this, I cannot add you to the white list to ensure you are not attacked.

Kind regards,

Rain
______________________________________________________________________


You can imagine my surprise how easy it seems to be to get under their skin.

If anyone is interested joining in on the fun we are going to have with hillbillageddon and its participants, please post in de Point and Laugh at hulkageddon and its participants thread.



I kinda used to like you a bit.

Now I'm finding your spam quite irritating.

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#143 - 2011-12-09 20:50:56 UTC
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!

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Awarmingcoat
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#144 - 2011-12-09 21:07:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Awarmingcoat
A few months ago, I was flying through arnon belts in a rifterlooking for a fight I come across someone ratting frigates in a caracal. I see one of his wrecks I procedd to flip it, lock and orbit him he started shooting and I fired back, eventually killing him. After I killed him he sent this mail: pussy
From: Sean Akinikx
Sent: 2011.07.07 20:21
To: Awarmingcoat,

little pussy. when your getting beat you gotta send your little friends in


I showed the kill to my ceo at the time and I forwarded the mail the victim sent to him. My friend later forwaded this mail to him:

Hello Sir or Madaam
From: SkwisgaarSkwigelf
Sent: 2011.07.07 22:20
To: Sean Akinikx,

It has been brought to my attention that you recently lost a Caracal-class cruiser to one of my stalwart pilots. While I ordinarily do not contact those who my pilots kill, it was related to me that you decided to take it upon yourself to send a message (henceforth referred to as "HATEMAIL") to my pilot.

Now upon examination of your mail, which I received as a forward from noble Awarmingcoat, I come across some glaring inconsistencies. I have included the mail here so that you too can evaluate it with me.

pussy
From: Sean Akinikx
Sent: 2011.07.07 20:21
To: Awarmingcoat,

little pussy. when your getting beat you gotta send your little friends in

Now, ordinarily this kind of HATEMAIL is relished by myself and those I employ in my corporation, Deliciously Vicious. As a matter of fact, I reward my members whose actions cause this kind of outburst in return.

HOWEVER, some glaring inconsistencies between your response and the sequence of events that preceded it demand specific address. I have included for your convenience, a link to what is the battle report of this encounter:
http://skuld.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10104503

Your poorly organized piece of HATEMAIL indicates you consider Mr. Awarmingcoat a "pussy", and that "he was getting beat" so he then "sent in his little friends".

Notice the kill details, where it says you died in your Caracal-class cruiser to Mr. Awarmingcoat in his Rifter-class frigate. I hope I don't have to explain to you how a frigate is a smaller ship class than the cruiser, so your implications of Mr. Awarmingcoat being a pussy are beginning to look a bit thin. Of course you then go on to say he was "getting beat", which is once again contradicted by the clear evidence in the form of a killmail, in which you are the victim and my glorious pilot the victor.

Then, you bring up that he sent in his little friends. Perhaps you are unaware of how eve works. Awarmingcoat is the only player character on the killmail! The other is merely an npc frigate, which I am sure you can handle on your own. To insinuate that my pilots have the ability to call upon Serpentis Agents whenever they get into fights is truly absurd.

Now, we have established that my noble pilot was not a coward, was not beat, and did not bring in friends!

I won't begin to get into how terrible your caracal was fit. I will merely leave you with this, I hope you learned something today. Any further comments, questions or complaints can be sent to myself and I will deal with them as I see fit.

Learn to fly and fly safe my friend.

Much love
SkwisgaarSkwigelf




Seems the kb is down link to the battleclinic km: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13743640
Psyrelle
Perimeter Provisions
#145 - 2011-12-10 00:00:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Psyrelle
im a bastard i know it XD

well here comes. it was done on a alt of mine

[ 2011.10.16 17:31:37 ] victim 1 > im mining to
[ 2011.10.16 17:31:51 ] Felena Sisinir > can i join?
[ 2011.10.16 17:32:39 ] victim 2 > who ?
[ 2011.10.16 17:32:47 ] Felena Sisinir > in mining
[ 2011.10.16 17:33:07 ] victim 2 > ok i will invite you to fleet
[ 2011.10.16 17:33:12 ] Felena Sisinir > roger
[ 2011.10.16 17:34:24 ] victim 2 > me and kurik are in usso
[ 2011.10.16 17:34:33 ] victim 2 > lol your heer
[ 2011.10.16 17:34:37 ] victim 2 > here
[ 2011.10.16 17:35:11 ] victim 2 > what was that for
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:26 ] victim 2 > stop]
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:35 ] corpie 1 > whats going on
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:40 ] victim 2 > \
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:46 ] victim 2 > she is poding me
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:07 ] corpie 2 > what does that mean lol
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:07 ] corpie 3 > who
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:17 ] corpie 3 > and were
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:41 ] corpie 2 > explane more
[ 2011.10.16 17:43:16 ] corpie 3 > Felena Sisinir WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ 2011.10.16 17:44:14 ] corpie 2 > whats going on?
[ 2011.10.16 17:44:49 ] victim 2 > she just killed mad and kurik
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:01 ] Felena Sisinir > no i dident
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:11 ] victim 2 > you poded them
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:12 ] Felena Sisinir > killing blow was from my drones
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:16 ] Felena Sisinir > i dident pod them
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:24 ] Felena Sisinir > i don't want concord to destroy my ship
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:59 ] Felena Sisinir > do you even know what podding means -_-'
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:00 ] victim 2 > why did you attack
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:07 ] corpie 2 > mad you just been had mate
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:11 ] corpie 2 > kick the ****
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:17 ] Felena Sisinir > i did lots of things
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:21 ] Felena Sisinir > can't remember them all
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:36 ] Felena Sisinir > try undock

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14438835

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14438836

best things comes afterwards. and yes i was in their corp. hated their polocy so joined to kill them.

[ 2011.10.16 17:55:26 ] corpie 4 > we arent noobs we just dont expect to get shot at by one of our own
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:27 ] corpie 2 > more cool storys
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:30 ] Felena Sisinir > docking means no fight little one
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:49 ] Felena Sisinir > also docking means you can kick me ^_^
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:56 ] Felena Sisinir > but for your information i have been docked
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:04 ] Felena Sisinir > look in my hanger
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:10 ] Felena Sisinir > you can see the drops from your orca there
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:31 ] Felena Sisinir > sadly there dident drop much
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:45 ] corpie 2 > e peining over a few million
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:49 ] corpie 2 > your small time
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:56 ] Felena Sisinir > i only have 900k iskies
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:58 ] corpie 2 > your a no-body
[ 2011.10.16 17:57:13 ] Felena Sisinir > aye im a nobody who killed some other nobody's
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:06 ] corpie 2 > i just come from playing wow for 6 years i'm one of the best priests in the world
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:17 ] Felena Sisinir > a wow player pssst
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:23 ] Felena Sisinir > you don't belong here
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:33 ] Felena Sisinir > thats my loss
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:39 ] corpie 2 > i have over 20 top 50 rankings
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:42 ] Felena Sisinir > so what
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:43 ] corpie 2 > your a ******* scrub
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:52 ] corpie 2 > is my point
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:55 ] corpie 3 > lol
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:04 ] corpie 2 > what you did wasn't a hard thing to do
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:17 ] corpie 2 > it takes no skill to trick someone
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:32 ] corpie 2 > make out your a new player and kill unarmed ships
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:40 ] corpie 2 > you are no pvp hero
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:44 ] Felena Sisinir > awww how sad you dident get me
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:47 ] corpie 2 > just a little scrubling
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:55 ] Felena Sisinir > now kick me
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:59 ] corpie 5 > why?
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:06 ] Felena Sisinir > either way you lost a orca to a 800k toon
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:29 ] corpie 2 > yeh thats a big thing to you
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:35 ] corpie 2 > but its nothing to just
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:41 ] corpie 2 > not even a set back
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:42 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Sebiestor Tribe Corp
Gerrick Palivorn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#146 - 2011-12-10 05:52:33 UTC
Chribba wrote:
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!


This is the best one thus far...

Time stamps are epic too!

MMOs come and go, but Eve remains.  -Garresh-

Bernie Nator
Allspark Industries
Transformographagizers
#147 - 2011-12-10 16:45:32 UTC
Gerrick Palivorn wrote:
Chribba wrote:
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!


This is the best one thus far...

Time stamps are epic too!


I'm not gonna lie, that post by Chribba actually made me have a pretty good laugh.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#148 - 2011-12-12 11:38:24 UTC
Chribba wrote:
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!


http://i.imm.io/7D1h.jpeg

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#149 - 2011-12-12 11:57:51 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Chribba wrote:
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!


http://i.imm.io/7D1h.jpeg

It's...!! It's like we're brothers!! Long lost...!! Bear

★★★ Secure 3rd party service ★★★

Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

Twitter @ChribbaVeldspar

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#150 - 2011-12-12 12:13:54 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Chribba wrote:
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!


http://i.imm.io/7D1h.jpeg

It's...!! It's like we're brothers!! Long lost...!! Bear


OMG... I always knew... I felt it in the pit of my stomach. My Brother....

Can I have a Billion isk?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Hathrul
Professionals Incorporated
The Initiative.
#151 - 2011-12-15 16:19:16 UTC
A regular Tuesday evening and getting ready to start the evenings chain collapsing for something to shoot or ruin someone's day in another way that we enjoy doing. Only difference, we struck gold this time.

The first wormhole of the evening was cycled after i got back from dinner. A covert ops jumped in and got a beautiful dscan. 1 moros, 1 orca and 1 scorpion on dscan. a quick pan of the dscan confirmed they weren't near a planet nor was there any POS in range. Combat probes were thrown out in the general direction of the spotted ships while the call for ships went through the alliance like wildfire and the fleet ran up in numbers. The 3 original ships disappeared of dscan however. assuming they were collapsing the combat scanners were used to scan down the c5's static. Arriving there the wormhole seemed in perfect condition. clearly no fleet had been trying to collapse it yet.

Thinking we lost the target 2 more scouts jumped in and a second later an archon and moros turned up on overview. Assuming they would land at 0 and collapse the way back home the 1st scout started turning around and then the call came that they landed nearly 10km off the wormhole. The fight slaughter was on.

the fleet was ordered to jump in despite not being at full force yet. more screams were put in intel and alliance for logistics and ships, but we had enough loki's to keep the moros and archon away from the wormhole. Logistics and 4 bhaalgorns quickly followed the rest of the fleet. The 2 scanners that jumped in later had initial points on the archon and moros and reported them going into siege and triage. just perfect.

The fleet was told to focus everything on the moros first and ignore the triage carrier. Several HiC's had joined at this point and with both caps well within the bubble they werent going anywhere. At this point the archon and moros pilot started begging to be let go for payment. This was ignored and only answered by posting the narwhals video. then suddenly........a loki warped in. the act of bravery was astounding, or he was just plain stupid. some points and webs were switched to the loki and then we ignored it, punching the moros down who had its cap removed by the 4 bhaalgorns sucking like no tomorrow. the bhaals gave a single neut cycle to the loki and then put everything on the archon while keeping 1 neut on the moros to make sure he wouldnt recharge any cap. The moros died and the loki was called. The archon was sitting there in triage with just 25% cap left from the tender attention of the bhaalgorns. As far as i could see, he didnt even try to rep the loki, as it went down in a flash. The moros pilot had been giving a direct return ticket to empire, with the frozen corpse of the loki pilot quickly following. All damage was now on the archon, with its cap entirely gone and it folded quickly. For everyones pleasure we kept the pod alive a little longer so everyone could whore onto that mail.

Several haulers were brought in to loot all the stuff, including some officer capacitor mods and a bunch of meta 2 cap mods. Then a revelation was called on dscan, but he turned out at the pos the initial scout had missed. The fleet was ordered to leave the wormhole and when everyone and the loot was saved (and everything salvaged) the c5s was collapsed.

Overview of the fight:
http://narwhalskilled.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=7710

and tasty local:
[20:09:49] Archon pilot: > stop a pay
[20:11:05] moros pilot > (in Russian) Stop!
[20:11:14] Moros pilot > (in Russian) We will pay! Stop!
[20:11:56] Efraya > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
[20:12:58] Loki pilot > stop pls
[20:13:26] Archon pilot > i pay money
[20:13:35] Archon pilot > don not kiil
[20:14:15] djswitch47 > we are rich
[20:14:24] Archon pilot > pleas)
[20:14:42] Archon pilot > dont nuch car) very hard by

a good evening :)
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#152 - 2011-12-16 03:51:52 UTC
sometimes a kill is worth more than isk.

.... what am I saying, it always is.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#153 - 2011-12-20 20:05:06 UTC
Chribba wrote:
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!



can someone please explain this? i do not understand "Bear Humor"
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#154 - 2011-12-22 06:10:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Well it's been a while and did not think any of the new Story are as good as the old but...

This morning I was on my way to nourv to run some locators and decided stop by in Jouv.

3 members from the Veyr alliance was in system 2 of them has lost a few ships to me. 1 never engaged during the war.

Although the one that never engage talk the most smack.

Did not take long for them to notice me when they start. His fav smack is telling you, you are a whimp and or a kid, and posting his home address in hollywood. I think he is trying to compansate for not having a life by posting things like he is mike portny and crap.

Two of them were flying tengu's and I a merlin which they tried to suicide with a megathron... failed. I swap to my Legion when I see the two Tengu's and a rifter.

These two guys keep on smacking in local and for a short moment i though i was in Jita but everything was directed at me.

I pop a can in the belt and they both take from it, im no fool so i start on one of them first POP goes one tengu... the other tries to align to warp out and pointed. He goes down even faster.

i do the customary gf o/

Not a single word... I wanted to kill the Mike Portny wanne be for over six months to shut him up... for the first time since I have seen him, he did not say a word.

I.. am a happy man.

Suicide MEGA:

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11955723

Tengu's

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11955817
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11955818

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Mods Muvila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#155 - 2011-12-22 08:08:38 UTC
Got bored so I decided to fiddle around in the recruitment channel. Also made a thread about this, apologies.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14858034



http://pastebin.com/QkRqFHAD
You hilarious feathered creature.
Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#156 - 2011-12-22 09:34:06 UTC
So I was in WH space, 2010-06-10, watching people at their POS (in my nemesis), as I like to do. Guys are warping between what we'll call POS 1 and POS 2 fairly regularly. Now, POS 1 is > 14au from POS 2, so when watching one I don't know if anything is at the other.

So i'm sitting on POS 1 when a guy warps from it to POS 2, well, i'm just about to follow when all of a sudden his POS shields go down! Oh ****! I didn't waste any time in the destruction of modules and the rallying of a couple corp mates.

First boom:
First POS mod
Followed quickly by:
Second POS mod
And the third POS mod

Well, I get someone to grab a hauler and someone to come pick up my nemesis as several ships dropped from the maintainence array and I was going to ferry them back.
We decided that we would go ahead and pop their medium tower as there were no hardeners and a couple of faction modules we were going to take. So a few of us arrive in gank BS to start the siege when our scout tells us a hyperion has popped up at POS 2.

"He's not going to come" I say, just as I had finished saying those words our scout reports he is in warp to us
Well he lands right next to me, so I assume he is blaster fit but our 2 BS and 1 bomber vastly out-DPS him at this point so I don't worry about it. Well then he starts (not)hitting me with railguns.. I'm astounded but he's almost all the way through armor by the time he starts firing as the domi is glass cannon fit, he reps for one cycle, then PoP! No more horrible PvE Hyperion.

Well this is just the first lol, the whole time someone has been talking in local and it's taken me until now to stop laughing / have a look. I don't have the chat log but i'll give you a rough idea of how it went.

Target 1: I know what you've been doing it, i've found you out.
Target 1: I'm going to kick you out, I know who you are.
etc. etc.

Turns out, this guy believed the POS offlined due to a spy that we had planted in his corp or something so he proceeds to change the password on POS 2.

Our scout reports that all of the ships sitting in the shield then get fired out (obviously not owned by him). So I eject from my domi at POS 1, leaving it there in space I get my scout to get close to one of the ships and I hit warp. As soon as I land I board the ship and warp off, what happened next was hillariously unexpected.
The POS decided that because I jumped into that ship, that I owned ALL of the ships it had fired into space.
Obviously I wasn't blue with this guy by this point so the POS opens fire on all of the guys ships. It happened so quickly that there wasn't much we could do about it but laugh, and hard.

Meanwhile, Target 1 is not only bitching about how we are spys in his corp, how he can't trust anyone and that he's going to petition the clay pigeoning of his ships, but that he's got it "all figured out".

Well about a week later, one of my alliance mates strikes up a conversation with the guy. Turns out he is no longer in the same corp. We ask what happened.

The guy says that he couldn't trust anyone in his corp, that we had nuked all their scanning ships when we popped the ship maintenance array and that everyone gave him such **** for it that he just decided to disband the corp.

It's amazing what you can do with a bomber.
Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself ♥
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
DARKNESS.
#157 - 2011-12-26 03:42:53 UTC
Ahh crap.. I posted a lovely story here but it got eaten, as it's late, I'm not going to post the whole thing again..

the TL;DR: Griefers dec my industrial alliance as x-mas pressie, i take out my pilgrim for the first time, and scan down a cane and a tornado, which got swiss cheesed by our fleet, so far, 0 losses for us. 3 badgers, 1 pod, 1 tornado and 1 cane dead for them.

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?

Zypod
MoonBull Fisting INC.
#158 - 2011-12-29 04:49:16 UTC
Keep them lovely stories coming folks! 4 days without tears makes me lil' heart feel all empty!
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#159 - 2011-12-29 07:32:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
So here I am minding my own business preparing for another war when my calm little world is shattered with a Convo.

I don't know this guy, but he knows me and has been keeping track of my "work" and he is really a fan of my work.

So I say what would be the polite thing to say, which is Thank you.

Then comes the bedrock of his convo... the "like" what you do was just an ice breaker. His corp has been war decced by another PVP corp and want me to go handle them. First thought that pops into my mind is why me when there is a merc corp for this shyte.

He asks how much... I say 500mil, he ask when, and bling.. there my wallet flashes. Cool I just scored a free 500mil.

I decide to have some more fun.

I Convo the CEO of the corp that decced them and ask if he would like to have fun. He need to notify that corp that I am actually his alt that he tried to hire.

He was nice enough to send me the logs for our amusement.

Here is the mail to the victim:

thx for the isk bro
From: ************
Sent: 2011.12.29 06:24
To: Victim,

Hey man, i know you think you hired some mercs to kill us but... well you hired my alt to come kill us so... I have to thank you for sending my alt 500 mil. It will go far towards funding our war machine that will smash you tards into the ground. But alas, I won't be a complete bastard and not thank you for the donation. I will comment though on your unfortunate foolishness in trying to hire a merc corp, which happens to be our alt corp, to come kill us. We laughed so hard we almost pissed ourselves. If you send us another 500 mil (********** corp wallet this time) we might actually call the war off before it even begins :)

Fly Safe


Convo afterwards:

[06:52:31] Victim > gg
[06:52:39] Victim > I really tip my hat to you
[06:52:57] Victim > I also am a fan of your work
[06:53:14] Accomplis > hahaha thx for the isk bro
[06:53:24] Victim > not a problem
[06:53:29] Accomplis > you can now pay us off to not dec you
[06:53:37] Accomplis > obviously isk isnt a problem
[06:53:45] Victim > Nah it's alright
[06:53:52] Accomplis > nah man pay me
[06:53:54] Accomplis > again
[06:54:59] Accomplis > u mad bra, u mad?
[06:55:00] Victim > Meh
[06:55:05] Accomplis > lol
[06:55:10] Victim > nah, I'm not mad at all
[06:55:39] Victim > Well done really
[06:56:07] Accomplis > im going to come to your house and puch your mom, then im coming into your room and im going to pull those amarr jammies off you and slap the **** out of you
[06:56:22] Victim > I fell like I should resign as CEO though
[06:56:24] Accomplis > just for being a ******
[06:56:27] Victim > that's a bit harsh
[06:56:32] Accomplis > yes you should
[06:56:45] Victim > Well, you've been playing for a while, I wouldn't think it's that fair
[06:57:00] Accomplis > i have 20 mil sp
[06:57:14] Accomplis > how is it not fair?
[06:57:38] Accomplis > i have 4 other active guys
[06:57:47] Victim > haha i only have 1.6 mil :S
[06:58:12] Accomplis > wtf, not to mention your guys have alligator mouths and parakeet asses
[06:58:38] Accomplis > this war is going to happen like it or not
[06:59:09] Accomplis > now you can legitimately pay me or deal with the consequenses
[06:59:28] Victim > nah it's fine
[06:59:29] Accomplis > and if you have to hire someone, hire the orphangae
[06:59:41] Victim > I should've
[06:59:42] Accomplis > orphanage*
[06:59:43] Victim > Oh well
[06:59:48] Victim > You live and learn
[06:59:56] Accomplis > thx for the plex :D
[07:00:03] Victim > No worries mate
[07:00:19] Accomplis > <3 hugs, kisses, and lost pods bra
[07:00:20] Victim > take it as a donation to your sick pvp skillz
[07:00:28] Victim > catch ya later
[07:00:33] Accomplis > o/
[07:00:41] Victim > \o


What have we learned here? Most corps don't pay before services rendered. Service is rendered and then you get paid.

Victim also did not seem to reallize that the way my accomplis and myself convo is completely different. That would have been a dead giveaway for me but lucky enough the shock of loosing 500mil might have blinded him a bit.

Victim... YES YOU "Garven Dreis", thank you for playing along. You were a good sport, next time please remember not to blindy give people isk before terms are settled and agreed upon.

Fly Safe

and Accomplis, Happy Hunting.

Going to buy another Caldari Navy INV for my Tengu.... because anybody that does not faction fit PVP T3's is just wasting what they can do.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#160 - 2011-12-29 13:06:33 UTC
Hooray! I'm Famous!


But in all seriousness, it was very well played. There's no reason to get buttfrustrated or anything, it's a new learning experience, and it's certainly something I won't be repeating

Here's another gem, it's the message I got from Kane's "alt" after the transaction/

Quote:
Hey man, i know you think you hired some mercs to kill us but... well you hired my alt to come kill us so... I have to thank you for sending my alt 500 mil. It will go far towards funding our war machine that will smash you tards into the ground. But alas, I won't be a complete ***tard and not thank you for the donation. I will comment though on your unfortunate foolishness in trying to hire a merc corp, which happens to be our alt corp, to come kill us. We laughed so hard we almost ****ed ourselves. If you send us another 500 mil (********* Inc. corp wallet this time) we might actually call the war off before it even begins :)

Fly Safe
**

P.S. YOU DUMB****


Needs more use of the word "Tard". But hey, I'll see if I can't dig up the chatlog.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014