Crime & Punishment

Cool story brah,

Seriously though good work. keep up the douchebaggery!

This is a carry on aftermath of a story I told about a guy I ganked twice within 16 hours, I got a convo request yesterday and I looked at it for a while trying to remember who the guy was and after accepting this happened.


[ 2013.09.03 17:57:56 ] Anne McDonald > o/
[ 2013.09.03 17:58:02 ] Victim > o/
[ 2013.09.03 17:58:17 ] Victim > hows raping freighters working out?
[ 2013.09.03 17:58:41 ] Anne McDonald > I wish it was frieghters :( only t1 indys
[ 2013.09.03 17:58:59 ] Victim > You gotta up the scale of your operation.
[ 2013.09.03 17:59:18 ] Victim > So is placing bounties actually an incentive for people killing you? Or is it just cathartic?
[ 2013.09.03 17:59:54 ] Anne McDonald > I might up my operation but that means more people and more loot dividing I am greedy
[ 2013.09.03 18:00:19 ] Anne McDonald > bountys are not an incentive to shoot anymore since it only pays a percentage of your ship worth
[ 2013.09.03 18:00:59 ] Victim > Hmm, so just cathartic. I'm just trying to figure out te best way to get someone to ruin your day. Maybe I'll just have to hire someone for it specifically.
[ 2013.09.03 18:01:20 ] Victim > thanks for the help, I'll see you in my t1 indy wit 1Bil in loot soon :p
[ 2013.09.03 18:01:37 ] Anne McDonald > np thank you for being a happy customer :)

After being confused about the whole situation and the victims chat over and over thinking why has this come 4 days after I killed him, is it possible I not only made him quit for 4 days but he paced around at night plotting his revenge? Anyway I decided my customer service was not to par so I sent him a follow up mail.

Revenge is a dish best served cold
From: Anne McDonald
Sent: 2013.09.03 18:24
To: Victim,

Sorry for my lack of useful responses, your convo request took me quite by surprise, I knew you were a customer of mine I just could not remember which I know I know it's bad customer service and you are such a regular high valued customer I am in a deep regret that my usual 5* service was not applied to the situation.

At first your motives were unknown, you started the conversation polite and interacted with me well but after reading it again I believe you masked your emotion well my friend. I do believe your intentions were quite sinister and I love that! So what am I going to do for you? I will write to you on ways you can act out your revenge or stop these things happening again.

1. War dec - you could yourself or hire one of the many war dec corps out there to hunt me down and repeatedly kill me and yes I could not take a merc corp on, I am just a man in a nado after all but this corp was made so I could take advantage of the 0% tax while running missions and as such is likely to close soon as it is always good to stay under the radar in my line of work.

2. You could put a bounty on my head but as we know that will not encourage anyone to kill me it just gives them a little bit of isk if they do.

3. You could hire someone to gank me this possibly could be reliable but i generally am not worth the gank so possibly not.

those are the ways I can think of at this moment in time and I hope it helps I am sorry for your losses but it seems you like to be a repeat customer and the only thing I can offer is safety (only from me) for the low price of 75million and I shall add you to my very few blue list and I do not shoot blues... ever this will not be a repeatable fee just a one time payment.

Lots of love

Your friendly neighbourhood ganker

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After logging in today I received this. Golden!

Re: Revenge is a dish best served cold
From: Victim
Sent: 2013.09.04 01:19
To: Anne McDonald,

I appreciate the personal touch and excellent customer service. Although that 75M protection service you offer is such a tempting offer I'm afraid I must decline. My vague desire for vengenace will just have to be satiated by the kill notifications I get every time I log in. It looks like earlier today someone decided to use the kill rights I posted and collected a cool 11M. I'm happy to provide a little padding for the kind soul that did.

You've actually managed to teach me some of the finer points of hauling, or rather, forced me to learn. Hopefully we'll never cross paths again, although I'll keep thinking of you (and that bounty amount) fondly. If I ever need the services of such a high class ganker as yourself I'll be sure to let you know!

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I love this guy! Would defiantly gank again! (and for the record the kill right was my alt :P and the bounty payment was someone whoring on my nado!)

Don't get mad, get even.

Isn't that what so many people say? the tools are there if you are willing to use them, even if the ones you are trying to use them on are a little uncooperative...

Blockade runners are great ships for zooming round with high value cargoes. immune to scanning, and with the nifty option of a covert ops cloak. getting round anywhere in high sec, or low sec is nothing but a breeze. The most dangerous place in high sec has to be (imo) gank alley, or for those who are unfamiliar, Kaapatunen, niarja and madilimere.

Suicide gankers of all shapes and sizes ply their trade, scanning and then destroying unsuspecting haulers for what they are carrying, heedless of the fact that Concord will with godlike power come and swat their ships in retribution.

Several Days ago, a corp mate of mine made it through gank alley in his prorator intact on his way to shuria, and certain of his safety, decided that he had chores to do in the house, and set himself on autopilot to his destination. Fate it seems had other ideas, and once the chores were done, he found his (badly fit) Prorator wreckage sitting next to a that of the Tornado that had effortlessly shattered his ships hull.
Inconvenient, but certainly laughworthy. not because he had died, but because he was running empty, and he then gleefully made the killrights available to the entire corp.

Don't get mad, get even he said as he did it, and the guilty party was set to red because he was now marked as a naughty person, and added to the contact list because we wanted to know when he was online.

Several days, and a lot of searches by locator agents later, and we had his pattern fairly well sorted. and fortunately we thought, he was in jita, only a few jumps from where we chill out and drink beer. Our first attempt was thwarted by a massive (sub)sector gate and premature activation of the killrights, and our target got clean away, ran a few systems, and promptly logged off in space. we hung around for about 30 minutes in case he hadn't spotted who had KR (he had) and decided to log back in once his suspect marker expired (he didn't). so we headed home, mined a few rocks, invented some useful stuff, and then went to bed.

Our intrepid pirate friend in the interim, headed to amarr, and hung out there for a bit, and i was delighted that he was at the other end of gank alley from me, so i could go down there without running into him, spooking him, and prompting him to run and log again. i elicited the help of an old friend in new eden, to scout ahead for me. she reached ashab before i did, and reported that our pirate friend was on the move. I waited patiently on the ashab gate in madi, and got reports that he had been spooked, and the tornado turned round, and fled for amarr once again. docking up, and staying in the station as i moved up to the amarr gate in ashab.

Minutes passed, and i had the distinct feeling i was being watched. so i moved a system over to see if he would undock. he didn't, and then moved back up the pipe, still no reaction. Finally, my friend suggested i log off, and go to the login screen and pull a log on trap. she would tell me when to log in, all i had to do was wait.

Sure enough, just a couple of minutes after logging off. our pirate friend undocks, and starts moving up to the pipe. listening intently for the go word, i didn't have to wait long. and my ship landed on the gate moments after our pirate friend jumped in. Sebos running, i waited for him to uncloak, and he was shocked to see me, wasn't i supposed to be offline? finally his cloak dropped, and the Drake locked him up. he was just out of HAM range, so a quick pulse of the MWD saw me rocket towards him....

Tier 3 BC's, and ones meant as throwaway suicide gankers in particular, have one thing in common. they are about as tough as tissue paper. as the Tornado was being torn to shreds, my friend jumped in and before she could even lock up our pirate friend, his ship exploded leaving a nice pile of mods. Not enough to replace a Prorator perhaps, but certainly enough to pay for the 30 missiles that were shot at him. i don't think he was impressed, the customary 'gf' that suicide gankers often say in local was absent from all except me. i even tossed in a few throwaway remarks about the free stuff. no response. so i decided to go home. but, my friend in her ship swore revenge, she didn't get on the killmail and now declared she would make me pay!

Don't get mad, get even! i guess its not some wierd insult pirates and suicide gankers throw around. you really CAN get your own back

Good story Brid, Proof that Industrialists arent all Idiots. Good work

A space pirate scammer came to me.



It was fun. He blocked me at the end.

Well...

It been a while and I got alot of stuff thaty has happened since I last posted. So might as well start back posting till about now.

I find myself in Yarebap listening to war targets in system after they lost their first barge in the war. I don’t smack in local so I idle at the undock waiting for 1 of the 15 docked to undock. I suddenly have a neutral in local sit at the undock challenging and daring me to shoot at him but refusing to accept my dueling request. He keep chest beating how I won’t shoot at him so the inevitable happens, I wardec them.

These guys stay docked and the person that dared me in the first place stays offline (go figure). 3 days later I noticed 4 account online and in space in Haatamo. I rush my recon that way and notice 3 Freighters in convoy moving towards amarr. No time to reship or refit with more points I head down the pipe from Kamio and catch my first freighter. Of course the rest dock up and log off.

Obelisk Kill

I get a message from the CEO

CEO – come to an agreement, we are miners. as if were going to fight back….
CK – That is up to you…
CK – Then you can kick this person for causing you trouble.
CEO – mind if i know how you were threatened?
CEO – making him leave corp is fine, what other requests are there?
CK – I just want isk…
CK – I don’t care what you do with him.
CK – I was busy with other people and he dared me to try and attack him. So I declared war to do so.
CEO – 100m then? 50m for the war, and 50m to make up for having to war.
CEO – Since due to the KM’s you’ve costed well over 1.5-2b of damages.
CK – I have had a lot smaller corps give me a lot more.
CK – Since 100mil is such a joke… I will continue the war.
CEO – fine 3 plex
CK – You have a deal

That right 3 PLEXES was contracted to me and I retracted the war.

Picture of the Contract

Lol Kane Nice story, Your babies.. I can haz?

P.S You might want to block out the name.... some people might view them as an easy target... What? why are you looking at me like that?

YAY MOAR KANE STORIES. WOOOOOOH!

Lossboard of your wartarget. Seems like they lost that Vindi after all. (:

Judging from the mail he got suicide ganked which makes that 10x funnier, he is a fool. Cool story +1