Crime & Punishment

Awesome stuff.

Keep it up. I always said your never to young to start and Character age does not matter.

If the Thorax pilot knew what he was doing his drones alone would have kept you from getting through his shields.

You're a bad kitty !
Well, now people should learn why there is a goddamn merc list in that goddamn channel.

Not my story, but suitable for this thread:

http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1

if you can't laugh at the last track you shouldn't be reading this thread.
EPIC tears on TS.

Enjoy.

Serious Tears and my response

From: (Omitted)
Sent: 2012.08.08 15:43
To: Tanaraq,

You Ass-Wipe...I'm Paraplegic..had my spine severed in an accident. Yesterday my nurse had just shown up along with my daughter and 4yr old grandson...I play this game to help people...not to get into fights...my 4-year old grandson came into the computer room with a Squirt gun[which is not allowed] and started squirting it...I turned around in my wheelchair and started to scold him when all of a sudden my 2 dogs started fighting..my female is in heat, just as I told them to settle down, I hear my grandson say "Here PaaPaa, let me help you" I turned around just in time to see the screen change and all I saw was my cargo floating in space.[my grandson has watched me play this game for several months and knew how to click on the yellow "undock" button....I was at that station doing some work....I wasn't even planning on leaving there for at least 2 hours, I was so angry that I kicked my daughter and grandson outta the house...lucky for me, my daughter is stubborn and came back last night. I don't play this game to fight, and if you don't believe me..go look at my record...I play to help people, and yesterday your actions[along in concert with my grandson's] cost me my reputation with some very inportant people....I don't care about the money, I'm glad that you are so happy about the Kill-Mail, I guess I would be too. But the Mining Ship BPo's and BPC"s were EVERYTHING to ME.....all of the rest was stuff that was in a bulk contract. Not having those Mackinaw and Hulk BPC"s cost me dearly.....So suffice to say, when you are least expecting it...your day will come when something that matters to you, maybe someone you care about, or something...is going to be Violently taken away from you.....it could be in the game, or not...but know this, Karma is a *****....especially in R.L. Good luck, and hope you don't have to move anytime soon from where you're staying at...heh heh....

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Your Recent loss
From: Thryson
Sent: 2012.08.09 00:55
To: (Omitted)

Dear Sir,

I have read your recent Eve mails addressed to my close friend Tanaraq, I must say that this worries me deeply. How could someone in your position possibly be taken advantage of, the mere thought of treating you like any other person in this game is shocking. I too feel that should I have a disability everyone would be not only expected to know my name, but step aside for me and make serious concessions to accommodate my simple mistakes.

I can assure you that from the deepest, darkest recesses of my heart I have only empathy for you. Sit at ease my friend and trust that serious and drastic measures will be taken against this “Neo-N-zi” mentality. I have taken the liberty of creating a new level of corporate contacts with the label of “High Rollers” and you will be the first added to this group, benefits will include but are not limited to:
-Strange looks from people in crowded local chat
-Better spaceship parking
-Renaming our holding corp to “Disability Office” where you can collect a monthly ISK payment
-A reconstruction of our local Space station to allow easier access

But you sir should take a stand against the serious nature of these transgressions, rise up from the chair of oppression and mount a full on foot-offensive against the people that dare to walk all over you.

In the immortal words of CCP’s complaint department; “Best wishes, and a speedy recovery”

Sincerely
-Thryson

That's what I thought too, regarding this part of his mail:



However, a new sentence starts from "Good luck" and he could just claim that he was referring to moving from his current home system in-game.

Although I do believe his intention was a (rather pathetic) real-life threat, it's hard to prove due to the way he wrote it.

Yeah I posted it but did not read the rules lol we heard back from him today, its not quite as funny however he did by back all his BPO's

It's been a while since I actually posted a really decent kill here.

It has been a while since I used my Vengeance which is my fav ship in the game.

First system I check i see a Covetor with a can. I set warp and quickly flip them. Normally i would not expect anything, but he lock me and set his drones on me.

Covetor:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14311217

At this point I am about to warp out when he land in a Raven and start shooting at me. I tackle and kill his drones, his dps is unable to break my passive recharge on my Vengeance, but at the same time. i am unable to break his tank since he was active tanked.. even it was horrible.

I got on the bat phone and got somebody to bring me atleast a drake so i can jump over and kill this guy.

Hence the massive damage done to him.

Raven:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14311219

In another system I am cruising around in my Vengeance when i notice a cormarant mining and a Cynabal next to him from the same corp. I head over to the can and flip everything. Cynabal pilot engages and I quickly realise that he does not know how to use that ship. No MWD but AB so my scram is useless and he quickly get range. I head out in the other direction hoping he losses scram and he does.

So I warp away... check directional he is still there. I jump one system out where I have my Cynabal, jump back in to system and bloody hell he is still there on directional. I warp in tackle and quickly make short work of him.

Cynabal:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14322432

Once again.. I forgot to press record. This was my first Cynabal kill.

EDIT:

Did not know a Gila can tank like that.

Thorax Loss:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14332125

I don't do that to everybody. Just yesterday I accepted a job that pays from somebody.

I dislike what you did (I live in Providence), but enjoyed the story regardless

Second WH story comes out a few days after the worm hole expansion landed (apocrypha?). Being relatively new to piracey (I had just abandoned my 0.0 alliance and were raising hell on their 0.0 to low-sec gate). I had just begun figuring out the finer points of probing.

Using my rapier; which was one of the few ships at the time capable of probing, cloaking, and somewhat clinging on for dear life as a tackler, I began scouting wormholes in our low-sec systems.

First wormhole yielded nothing, no POS's had been set up, and in general few people understood well how wormholes worked (myself included), so I was skeptical if any of these wormholes would even stay open for my ship, let alone get a fleet in or allow me to jump out.

The second wormhole, however, had promising signs; wrecks on scan, as well as a raven, two drakes, and various other smaller ships. Judging from my scanner I could assess that this was probably a small wormhole fleet in a class 3.

I begin using the bat phone to call in some of my pirate friends, and I guide them to the wormhole. As I jump back in and press my directional scanner, little has changed in terms of fleet composition, the raven, two drakes, a possible scimitar, etc.

Yet, as I begin launching my probes I hit my directional once more... this time something had changed... the fleet had dwindled to just one drake, the raven had left, as well as some of the other ships. However, there was one new addition; a nightmare!

This immediately upped the ante, I begin shouting in comms to organize our fleet to either; A. suicide a nightmare, or B. organize for specializing in a nightmare kill (which meant that our fleet had to upgrade from cruisers to something better suited for the kill). Our end result was 1 scorpion, 1 zealot (from a personal friend who had never flown one before), a raven, and myself in my rapier.

I begin my probing and by this time my heart is racing, the hunt is on, and we know that this nightmare more than likely has friends who will come to his aid in a moments notice. But hey, what the hell, right!? It's a nightmare!

I manage to probe the nightmare relatively fast, whether he had his shield modules activated and thus increasing his signature, I will never know. However, I pull in my probes, pray to some divine entity that he had not caught my probes, and begin my warp to this nightmare.

Now, at this point in time I knew enough about wormholes that if I landed with a nightmare in a complex, I would most likely be torn to shreds by the rats, I also knew a nightmare properly fit would do incredible amounts of damage, and chances would be good his fleet would be in to tear me up as well...

I land...

The nightmare is sitting 20KM from me, alone, not in a complex, and not aligned. I quickly uncloak, cross my fingers that he does not have warp core stabilizers and escape.

I turn on my MWD to orbit him at 15KM to keep my transversal up to avoid his guns. He begins to engage as I am screaming like a little girl who just had her favorite singer win American Idol for my fleet to jump through the wormhole and land on me.

Fleet lands, by this point in time I am in 30% shield, and am yelling at our scorpion to get a successful jam cycle off. He succeeds, by mere seconds of me going into armor.

All the while, we are all screaming at each other to increase our damage (yeah right I'm in a rapier I do 200 DPS on a good day, with the right wind, on a hauler in structure); just in case his fleet comes back.

We slowly begin to break his tank, our scorp is lobbing his pitiful cruise missiles at the nightmare, our zealot is trying to figure out which ammo to use and why, and I'm sitting with a clenched butt hole spamming my directional scanner.

The nightmare drops, we were too excited to offer a ransom (I had not yet made it nearly mandatory in our fleets by this time). We scoop the loot and make our run back into our systems, with around 2B isk in loot, split between the four of us roughly coming out to 500M per pirate.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6318926