These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
12Next page
 

Greifer tears best tears

First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
GenericPlayer24
The Museum of Dangerous Books and Papers
#1 - 2012-01-28 05:50:36 UTC
So, this just happened to me:

Darren is in jita local chat, selling a hulk for 170m, what a steal!

[04:55:28] darren Lennelluc > hey
[04:55:38] GenericPlayer24 > Hello
[04:55:55] GenericPlayer24 > I am interested in the hulk
[04:56:00] GenericPlayer24 > how do we do this ?
[04:56:07] darren Lennelluc > ok sweet :)
[04:56:18] darren Lennelluc > contracts are fulll :P
[04:56:22] darren Lennelluc > can we trade mat e
[04:56:36] GenericPlayer24 > sure
[04:56:46] GenericPlayer24 > Oh, I see
[04:57:01] GenericPlayer24 > show me the ship first :P
[04:57:06] darren Lennelluc > ok
[04:57:41] GenericPlayer24 > very good
[04:57:47] darren Lennelluc > what
[04:58:06] GenericPlayer24 > I was inspecting the ship

At this point I tried to offer him a generous 1.7m for a retriever he was selling.

[04:58:22] darren Lennelluc > thats not enpugh :)
[04:58:28] GenericPlayer24 > thats not a hulk
[04:58:49] darren Lennelluc > do u want to buy a plex r 2 off me
[04:59:01] GenericPlayer24 > great deal, 450m, right ?
[04:59:19] darren Lennelluc > no 2 for 880 mil
[04:59:36] GenericPlayer24 > sure
[04:59:45] darren Lennelluc > ok :)
[04:59:47] darren Lennelluc > 1 sec
[05:00:19] darren Lennelluc > url=contract:30000142//5121463730 Day Pilot's License Extension (PLEX) (Item Exchange)/url url=showinfo:1375//91416867x2/url
[05:00:38] GenericPlayer24 > and as expected thats only 1 plex
[05:00:49] GenericPlayer24 > did get you to waste the 10k isk to make the contract, though :D
[05:00:49] darren Lennelluc > true
[05:00:51] darren Lennelluc > wait
[05:00:55] darren Lennelluc > one last thing
[05:00:59] darren Lennelluc > this is real
[05:01:16] darren Lennelluc > url=contract:30002187//51226609Charon (Auction)/url

Contract is a legit auction for a charon, 920m starting, 1.2b buyout. Current jita price is 939m/922m

[05:01:50] darren Lennelluc > 40 mil under jita
[05:02:04] GenericPlayer24 > its not 40m under jita you ass
[05:02:13] GenericPlayer24 > its 2m under the buying price
[05:02:18] GenericPlayer24 > and you have to wait 3 days
[05:02:33] darren Lennelluc > i can sell to u now for 920 mil
[05:02:43] darren Lennelluc > u can even make and send me the contract
[05:02:51] GenericPlayer24 > suprisingly, I could actually use a charon
[05:03:05] darren Lennelluc > ok :)
[05:03:12] GenericPlayer24 > can you make a contract, no funny buisness ?
[05:03:29] darren Lennelluc > yes ok :)
[05:03:33] darren Lennelluc > u better accept tho
[05:03:52] darren Lennelluc > if u dont i will loose 13 mil and be very mad ? :P
[05:03:59] darren Lennelluc > so do u want it
[05:04:04] GenericPlayer24 > I'll accept if its actually legit

No one is this stupid, not 5 seconds ago I just told him I made him waste isk making a contract AND he realizes I might be doing this to spite him. But then:

[05:04:15] GenericPlayer24 > so, up to you really
[05:05:22] GenericPlayer24 > no carbon, thanks
[05:05:24] GenericPlayer24 > :P
[05:05:34] darren Lennelluc > url=contract:30002187//51229686Charon (Item Exchange)/url

He actually made it, and its legit. Mother of god.

[05:05:59] GenericPlayer24 > spoilers:
[05:06:05] GenericPlayer24 > I don't need a charon
[05:06:09] GenericPlayer24 > :3
[05:06:14] darren Lennelluc > im war decking u
[05:06:20] darren Lennelluc > with my alliance
[05:06:30] GenericPlayer24 > come at me bro :D
[05:06:33] darren Lennelluc > if u dont pay me 20 mil
[05:06:56] GenericPlayer24 > greifer tears best tears !
[05:07:31] darren Lennelluc > what a ****
[05:07:40] darren Lennelluc > dont care tho i just sold it :)
[05:07:45] darren Lennelluc > bye bye ass hole
[05:07:47] GenericPlayer24 > lol
[05:08:37] GenericPlayer24 > I can't help but notice, you arent leaving :3

That is the end of the private conversation, But not the end of the story.

Just then, in jita local, our friend darren is at it again!

I reply to two of his 'ads' selling his hulk immediately with " ^ thats a scam, yo ^ " thinking nothing will come of it.

AND THEN:

[05:10:46] darren Lennelluc > url=showinfo:1373//1495073520genericplayer24/url just scamed me of 2 bil . what an ******* . dont get scamed bye him

Flawless victory. Connoisseurs of tears will notice the bad grammar and use of the incorrect form of 'bye' , clearly indicating MAD.

Screenshots:
http://www.mediafire.com/?t5n8s6r06htdo7t
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#2 - 2012-01-28 05:56:11 UTC
Can we just get the TL:DR?

I actually read it twice, still I dont get it.

Hmmm
GenericPlayer24
The Museum of Dangerous Books and Papers
#3 - 2012-01-28 06:00:44 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Can we just get the TL:DR?

I actually read it twice, still I dont get it.


tl:dr:
scammer in jita
make him waste 13m making a contract
tears ensue
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#4 - 2012-01-28 06:13:02 UTC
So you made him throw away 13,010,000 isk. I must applaud you for doing this.

Good job, and thanks for sending some pain to the people that make local a pain to my eyes. (Yes I know I can minimize local, but Jita is full of reds and I need to remember to not undock so they can pod my market alt).

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-01-28 06:22:59 UTC
Reading that made me very happy.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#6 - 2012-01-28 06:38:50 UTC
tl;dr:

Pilot calls Jita scammer out; runs to forums; pats himself on back.

http://www.wormholes.info
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#7 - 2012-01-28 06:44:03 UTC
Not impressed.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Jovan Geldon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-01-28 06:47:54 UTC
This was entirely threadworthy
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#9 - 2012-01-28 10:08:29 UTC
Fascinating

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-01-28 10:45:01 UTC
I have 17 mil can I help
Tora Bushido
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#11 - 2012-01-28 11:22:13 UTC
Not an extremely high amount of isks.... still funny Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#12 - 2012-01-28 14:09:23 UTC
+1 for making scammer waste stolen ISK...
Princess Bride
SharkNado
#13 - 2012-01-28 15:56:14 UTC
There have been so few scam stories of any kind on C&P lately or decent tears. I feel like Eddie Murphy eating crackers. "Was that a Ritz? That was the best crackers I ever had!" +1 for tears, even if it was only a small amount of ISK.

http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-01-28 16:40:51 UTC
Is it just me or did the meaning of tears reduce heavily in quality.

Today it is considered tears if bears make to much isk. It is considered tears when PVE content is shotdown.

What happaned to tears meaning a person gets an embelism in local and rage quits due to something a person did?

There a downtern here... people need to get their standards up.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Zack Evans
Pyromaniacs Anonymous
#15 - 2012-01-28 18:23:18 UTC
Quite interesting, I wonder the age of the terrible local scammer.
Meridith Akesia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-01-29 13:36:36 UTC
Whoa, you sure showed that dude!
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#17 - 2012-01-29 16:48:38 UTC
are you a bad enough dude?

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
enterprisePSI
#18 - 2012-01-29 20:28:04 UTC
You guys didn't find it funny enough? i am wardecking you with my alliance.

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#19 - 2012-01-29 23:13:17 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Is it just me or did the meaning of tears reduce heavily in quality.


I completely agree. Bears and griefers alike are far too quick to shout "ooooh tears!" when someone so much as disagrees with them.

The guy I got to ragequit Eve after wrecking his alliance ambitions and collapsing his corp without firing a shot? THAT was tears.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#20 - 2012-01-30 00:45:03 UTC
I fake scam my alts to harvest dey tears all the time.Never gets old either.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
12Next page