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Lyris Nairn 2012 : Space Friend to All

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-01-27 05:26:48 UTC
Hello space friends;

I come to you this evening earnest, humble, and sober, with a very simple message: let me be your space friend.

No matter who we are or where we come from each of us is a part
Of something greater, more consequential, than we individually are
New laws will only pass with Democrats and Republicans
I believe we can, we must, get the economy rolling again

Wiser words have never been spoken into autotune, and so I entreat you all to keep in mind that I have all of you in mind. I know in my heart that each and everyone one of you would love to murder me in game, and I want you to know that I wholly and unabashedly share that sentiment. I believe that we can make this work, this dangerous liaison we have. I know that you've made some mistakes—you're only human, but I'm proud of you that you're man enough to say it today. I am here for you, and I want to kill you, too. I've wanted to ever since we met. I was just shy, and scared, but I am over that now and we can be together like we should have been all this time, all those years that I've spent awkwardly watching you through your bedroom window.

Don't turn away from me. Our love is forever. Why can't you see that?

You need me. You're nothing without me. I'm the one who made you.

If you try to leave again, I'll tie you to the bed and set this house on fire.

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
That's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
That's all right because I love the way you lie

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-01-27 05:32:18 UTC
I hate you too bro. :,)

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-01-27 05:39:13 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
I hate you too bro. :,)

Would you mind if I hurt you?
Understand that I need to.
Wish that I had other choices
Than to harm the one I love.

♥

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#4 - 2012-01-27 06:03:10 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Don't turn away from me. Our love is forever. Why can't you see that?

You need me. You're nothing without me. I'm the one who made you.

If you try to leave again, I'll tie you to the bed and set this house on fire.

I... I can't resist this.

Sky Captain of My Heart~~~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-01-27 06:09:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Lyris Nairn wrote:


all those years that I've spent awkwardly watching you through your bedroom window.



Why hello there...

I do have a confession though... I took extra long dressing since I knew you were watching me.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#6 - 2012-01-27 06:13:45 UTC
Hello!
Clyde ElectraGlide
Emara Entertainment Inc.
#7 - 2012-01-27 06:22:52 UTC
The forums would be a better place if we all aspired to be like Lyris Nairn. There is no space friend spacefriendlier than he is.

In Need of a New Signature
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-01-27 06:35:10 UTC
Clyde ElectraGlide wrote:
The forums would be a better place if we all aspired to be like Lyris Nairn. There is no space friend spacefriendlier than he is.

At the very least you can all aspire to like me. ♥

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-01-28 00:53:19 UTC
Other than the yielding of forum postage likes what do you look for in return from those who accept you into nuzzleage as a space friend?

Black Man with Goggles
Tora Bushido
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#10 - 2012-01-28 11:26:23 UTC
I lost you after "hello" .... so I'll just hello back at ya Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#11 - 2012-01-28 13:29:17 UTC
Moved from Crime and Punishment.

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer