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Thomas Abernathy
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#1 - 2012-01-24 18:46:48 UTC
I know that times are hard, and recruiting is tough, but you kids can't really be this bad can you?

I posted in Alliance recruitment looking for a decent 0.0 corp. and I got this....


"FROM: Duck Eh

We currently are one of the biggest nullsec allainces in eve, we have a very active ustz and we have killed over 500b+ against our enimies Radien in the past 2 days, we offer full ship reimbursement and a mentor program incase you have any questions, we also have extensive pve space, acreoss 3 regions including deklin one of the best regions in eve.

Convo me if your interested"


Now, I thought I was perfectly clear in my post, no Goons, Goon pets or Goon lovers. It's nothing personal, I just don't like Bees....

I guess my question is, if this is a recruitment scam, wouldn't you at least target someone who isn't a vocal advocate for dead bees? Cool
And just to clarify, wouldn't Bees be sperging all over the Forums if they really were having their way with Raiden?



"Fighting CCD since 2139"
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-01-24 18:52:50 UTC
Thomas Abernathy wrote:
I know that times are hard, and recruiting is tough, but you kids can't really be this bad can you?

I posted in Alliance recruitment looking for a decent 0.0 corp. and I got this....


"FROM: Duck Eh

We currently are one of the biggest nullsec allainces in eve, we have a very active ustz and we have killed over 500b+ against our enimies Radien in the past 2 days, we offer full ship reimbursement and a mentor program incase you have any questions, we also have extensive pve space, acreoss 3 regions including deklin one of the best regions in eve.

Convo me if your interested"


Now, I thought I was perfectly clear in my post, no Goons, Goon pets or Goon lovers. It's nothing personal, I just don't like Bees....

I guess my question is, if this is a recruitment scam, wouldn't you at least target someone who isn't a vocal advocate for dead bees? Cool
And just to clarify, wouldn't Bees be sperging all over the Forums if they really were having their way with Raiden?






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Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-01-24 19:02:45 UTC
nobody else is going to take you, have fun in IRC

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-01-24 19:05:16 UTC
also given the precedent with Baronath it's not surprising that bat country wants to recruit another guy who shoots goons

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Thomas Abernathy
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#5 - 2012-01-24 19:07:12 UTC
Andski wrote:
nobody else is going to take you, have fun in IRC



I try to have fun where-ever I go in the game, it is a game you know?

And I'm not really concerned about where I go, nor do I care about being involved in a major Alliance anymore, too much drama and retards....Cool

Besides I have a Supercap alt, I hear PL will take me.....Lol

"Fighting CCD since 2139"
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-01-24 19:14:36 UTC
ISRAD will take you

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-01-24 19:49:17 UTC
Or NESW for sure.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-01-24 20:04:52 UTC
Andski wrote:
ISRAD will take you



Goons will take anyone. They took Andski and gave him a position as forum liaison officer.


(hey baby. Love to the family)
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-01-24 20:05:04 UTC
Thomas Abernathy wrote:
I know that times are hard, and recruiting is tough, but you kids can't really be this bad can you?

I posted in Alliance recruitment looking for a decent 0.0 corp. and I got this....


"FROM: Duck Eh

We currently are one of the biggest nullsec allainces in eve, we have a very active ustz and we have killed over 500b+ against our enimies Radien in the past 2 days, we offer full ship reimbursement and a mentor program incase you have any questions, we also have extensive pve space, acreoss 3 regions including deklin one of the best regions in eve.

Convo me if your interested"


Now, I thought I was perfectly clear in my post, no Goons, Goon pets or Goon lovers. It's nothing personal, I just don't like Bees....

I guess my question is, if this is a recruitment scam, wouldn't you at least target someone who isn't a vocal advocate for dead bees? Cool
And just to clarify, wouldn't Bees be sperging all over the Forums if they really were having their way with Raiden?




On the bright side, you did indeed not make it far enuf in the process to be asked for the security deposit and offered the chance to have your gear moved by your friendly recruitment representative.

Black Man with Goggles
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-01-24 20:35:18 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Andski wrote:
ISRAD will take you



Goons will take anyone. They took Andski and gave him a position as forum liaison officer.


(hey baby. Love to the family)

When did Andski supplant my position!

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Thomas Abernathy
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2012-01-24 20:57:47 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Thomas Abernathy wrote:
I know that times are hard, and recruiting is tough, but you kids can't really be this bad can you?

I posted in Alliance recruitment looking for a decent 0.0 corp. and I got this....


"FROM: Duck Eh

We currently are one of the biggest nullsec allainces in eve, we have a very active ustz and we have killed over 500b+ against our enimies Radien in the past 2 days, we offer full ship reimbursement and a mentor program incase you have any questions, we also have extensive pve space, acreoss 3 regions including deklin one of the best regions in eve.

Convo me if your interested"


Now, I thought I was perfectly clear in my post, no Goons, Goon pets or Goon lovers. It's nothing personal, I just don't like Bees....

I guess my question is, if this is a recruitment scam, wouldn't you at least target someone who isn't a vocal advocate for dead bees? Cool
And just to clarify, wouldn't Bees be sperging all over the Forums if they really were having their way with Raiden?




On the bright side, you did indeed not make it far enuf in the process to be asked for the security deposit and offered the chance to have your gear moved by your friendly recruitment representative.



Does anyone other than a complete noob fall for that "Process"?

"Fighting CCD since 2139"
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-01-24 21:01:59 UTC
Thomas Abernathy wrote:


Does anyone other than a complete noob fall for that "Process"?


You would be suprised.

Why else would people throw :tenbux: at SA to get in.. aside from that whole culture thing we keep talking about...