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[FPA-H] Super Happy Fun Time!! [Share sale]
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Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#1 - 2012-01-21 18:49:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Lauren Hellfury
Ladies and gentleworms,


I am currently in possession of 99,999 [FPA-H] shares that I am looking to sell. These are shares in the holding corporation for Full Pocket Aggro. I used to have 100,000 of them but Gatan already bought one. Sad


Why are you selling them?

The main reason is that I have no use for them and I want to do something Super Happy and Fun.


How much?

A bargain at a mere 1M isk per share!


How do I get me some? I like Super Happy Fun Times!

Send me any multiple of 1M isk with somesort of reason that would indicate you want some Super Happy Fun Time FPA-H shares.

What are you going to do with the Isk that is Super Happy and Fun?

I'm going to buy T2 BPOs, fraps (or otherwise video capture my client) me trashing them then upload the result to youtube for great justice and cake!


What do I get out of it? Apart from some worthless shares I mean.

You can have a warm happy feeling of helping to rid the game of teh moast ebil and unjustestist thing what CCCP has evar done to the game. (Something which I feel I should point out that you just lost.)

Alternatively you can laugh at the comments after I post proofs of T2 poofings. Okay, you won't *have* to buy shares for that, but if no-one buys shares then there will be no thread. So maybe bragging rights that you helped make it happen.

You'll get a credit on the youtube page for helping to make it happen.


U high?

Rather unfortunately I am stone cold sober. Like Steve Austin but with more rehab.


How do I know I can thrust you?

You don't, not for sure. But as you can see from my avatar and the in-game full body preview you should agree that this is a very thrustworthy char. Just ask Flakeys.



Let the good times roll!

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Brock Nelson
#2 - 2012-01-21 18:51:33 UTC
Reserved

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Atreides Leto
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-01-21 18:59:18 UTC
I will like to reserve also What?
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#4 - 2012-01-21 19:00:49 UTC
No need to reserve! I seriously doubt someone will swoop in and buy everything out. These are available now!

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Brock Nelson
#5 - 2012-01-21 19:14:04 UTC
I would like 1 share plox

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Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#6 - 2012-01-21 19:22:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Lauren Hellfury
That requires you to send me some iskies. One million of them will cover it Smile


Edit: That will do nicely kind sir. Have a share.

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Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#7 - 2012-01-21 19:26:59 UTC
17 Shares sold (including the 1 Gatan got first).
99,984 shares remaining.


Note that I exceeded my bandwidth already so I'm getting kicked out of the game every 2-3 minutes or so. There may be a slight delay getting shares to people.

Help rid New Eden of T2 BPOs: ** https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=62797 **The Full Pocket Aggro blog:  http://fullpocketaggro.blogspot.com/ **Now showing: **Margin Trading Scams
Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#8 - 2012-01-21 19:49:12 UTC
As a co-owner of the corp who almost holds a majority of the shares i endorse the trashing of T2 BPO.
It is time we end the ruling of 100b per day profit nobles who just were lucky to have started eve back in the year 1712.

On a side note i pay 10m extra reward to lauren hellfury for every T2 bpo trashed that i coincidentally own too.
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#9 - 2012-01-21 19:55:25 UTC
I believe that was a troll good sir. To make up for that shall I put you down for an apology of 500 more shares?


ps. Is this a separate arrangement for removing competition or is that the kickback you were going to offer for buying overpriced T2 BPOs off of you? Because if that was the kickback offer..... puh-lease.

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Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#10 - 2012-01-21 20:19:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Gatan Hahran
Lauren Hellfury wrote:

ps. Is this a separate arrangement for removing competition

yes.

Lauren Hellfury wrote:

or is that the kickback you were going to offer for buying overpriced T2 BPOs off of you? Because if that was the kickback offer..... puh-lease.

Nah the corruption stuff we discussed in Signatures channel would work with a 50% bonus for you of the overpriced amount.
Lets say i have a T2 bpo worth 15b isk and you buy it for 25b isk with the funds raised by this offering. In this case you get 5b (50% of the overcharged 10b) isk kickback.
Tekota
The Freighter Factory
#11 - 2012-01-21 20:23:52 UTC
Gatan Hahran wrote:

Nah the corruption stuff we discussed in Signatures channel would work with a 50% bonus for you of the overpriced amount.
Lets say i have a T2 bpo worth 15b isk and you buy it for 25b isk with the funds raised by this offering. In this case you get 5b (50% of the overcharged 10b) isk kickback.


I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of this shady backroom dealing lark :o)
Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#12 - 2012-01-21 20:29:08 UTC
Tekota wrote:
Gatan Hahran wrote:

Nah the corruption stuff we discussed in Signatures channel would work with a 50% bonus for you of the overpriced amount.
Lets say i have a T2 bpo worth 15b isk and you buy it for 25b isk with the funds raised by this offering. In this case you get 5b (50% of the overcharged 10b) isk kickback.


I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of this shady backroom dealing lark :o)


As a honest business man i fight for transparent corruption.
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#13 - 2012-01-22 00:21:50 UTC
Gatan Hahran wrote:
Tekota wrote:
Gatan Hahran wrote:

Nah the corruption stuff we discussed in Signatures channel would work with a 50% bonus for you of the overpriced amount.
Lets say i have a T2 bpo worth 15b isk and you buy it for 25b isk with the funds raised by this offering. In this case you get 5b (50% of the overcharged 10b) isk kickback.


I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of this shady backroom dealing lark :o)


As a honest business man i fight for transparent corruption.


Ich bin sieh durch das Mann-Geschäft.


In related news. 27 shares now sold. What we really need to kick start this is yet another T2 BPO whine thread. Blink

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Atreides Leto
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-01-22 02:23:34 UTC
Could I use T2's BPO to acquire these goods?
Tom Hagen
Twilight Empire
#15 - 2012-01-22 09:17:16 UTC
I Support this product :-)

Not because I believe the T2 BPO has to go. But because this is the best way to get rid off them, and it allows all the whiners to empower them self.
Hopefully some of them will put their ISK where their mouth is!
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#16 - 2012-01-22 17:22:43 UTC
Atreides Leto wrote:
Could I use T2's BPO to acquire these goods?


Hell yes, if anyone is crazy enough to want to swap a T2 BPO for some shares i'm not about to say no. Lol



Tom Hagen wrote:
I Support this product :-)

Not because I believe the T2 BPO has to go. But because this is the best way to get rid off them, and it allows all the whiners to empower them self.
Hopefully some of them will put their ISK where their mouth is!


Bingo! As can be noted through the careful observation of the sarcasm tags in the OP I too have no issue with T2 BPOs. If the market is so dead that T2 BPO production is higher than demand then removing them won't help inventors because it'll still be a **** item to make. If the production is less than the demand then the price is set by inventors anyways so go ***** at the retards.

Unfortunately I doubt that there will be many that will put some cash up. Maybe I should do a dedicated corp with appropriate ticker and relaunch (just send the new and improved happy fun time shares to those that have already purchased).

Help rid New Eden of T2 BPOs: ** https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=62797 **The Full Pocket Aggro blog:  http://fullpocketaggro.blogspot.com/ **Now showing: **Margin Trading Scams
Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#17 - 2012-01-22 17:53:33 UTC
Ticker: FUN4U

Big smile

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.
Kara Roideater
#18 - 2012-01-23 09:52:59 UTC
I'll take a 1000 shares in support of this worthy cause please. Will wire the isk later today (or tomorrow if I don't summon up the energy to patch the client today).
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#19 - 2012-01-24 00:43:37 UTC
Awesome mate. I've sent the shares through to Kara already - I know you're good for it Blink

There doesn't seem to be many T2 BPOs around at the moment. Mostly ammo stuff. Time to start bugging people I think.


Work is progressing on a page with graphs, because graphs are awesome, explaining the whole thing and I'm still considering swapping it all over to a corp with a slightly more fun ticker.

Help rid New Eden of T2 BPOs: ** https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=62797 **The Full Pocket Aggro blog:  http://fullpocketaggro.blogspot.com/ **Now showing: **Margin Trading Scams
Lexa Hellfury
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-01-24 00:50:18 UTC
Who the **** are you?
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