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CCP Prism X is looking for your help to improve his communication skills!

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Aineko Macx
#41 - 2012-01-24 12:31:31 UTC
Yo mama is so fat she can't dock.

Webbed, scramd and Vuk'd up the... behind.

Blobbers!

Goontard.

Douchebag. (its eve related as douchebag and mittens are synonyms)

iveeCore 3.0: The PHP engine for industrial activities and CREST library
Krissada
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#42 - 2012-01-24 18:41:07 UTC
Your momma so fat she needs two cynos to get to the mall.
Accidentally Myname
Myname Replacement Brokerage LLC
#43 - 2012-01-24 21:49:41 UTC
You Muppets!
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#44 - 2012-01-25 09:02:34 UTC
reserved for future post.

www.shipsofeve.com
Borg Stoneson
SWARTA
#45 - 2012-01-25 22:04:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Borg Stoneson
"Go back to null"

"I'm within 2,500 of ur gate and taunting ur d00dz"

"fap fap fap"

"Hot 'insert nationality here' women want me! \o/ "

"Fuckwit is not a race"
Endeavour Starfleet
#46 - 2012-01-26 09:26:28 UTC
"DO YOU SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE {Insert ship here} IS COOKING!!!"

"Feel free to continue acting like an idiot"
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#47 - 2012-01-26 12:13:15 UTC
Umadbro

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Demonfuge Malevolent
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2012-01-26 12:14:40 UTC
Someone once mistook me for ELQUIRKO - I've never been more insulted!

What is localization anyway? I like having everyone in the same universe - the more people in one environment the better
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#49 - 2012-01-26 12:17:17 UTC
Demonfuge Malevolent wrote:
Someone once mistook me for ELQUIRKO - I've never been more insulted!

What is localization anyway? I like having everyone in the same universe - the more people in one environment the better



Localization is the adaptation of the client for diffrent countires/languages

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Demonfuge Malevolent
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2012-01-26 12:18:35 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
Demonfuge Malevolent wrote:
Someone once mistook me for ELQUIRKO - I've never been more insulted!

What is localization anyway? I like having everyone in the same universe - the more people in one environment the better



Localization is the adaptation of the client for diffrent countires/languages


Ah thanks - so they're still in the same universe, just they have a different UI or it translates what they type or something? xD
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#51 - 2012-01-26 12:52:18 UTC
Demonfuge Malevolent wrote:
Professor Alphane wrote:
Demonfuge Malevolent wrote:
Someone once mistook me for ELQUIRKO - I've never been more insulted!

What is localization anyway? I like having everyone in the same universe - the more people in one environment the better



Localization is the adaptation of the client for diffrent countires/languages


Ah thanks - so they're still in the same universe, just they have a different UI or it translates what they type or something? xD



Not so much translate what they type , but all ingame text would appear in there native language, Billing should display local currency, also diffrent locales have diffrent keyboard functionality. I think only China is the exception to everyone being on TQ , most likely as there Goverment is rather strict regarding the internet and how it's used.

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Tian Nu
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#52 - 2012-01-27 01:12:38 UTC
****************C
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sorry sem the censoring is working on the forum

Father O'Malley about Darius III begging for whelp: “Hows that working out for ya ? I make it 02:21 and all I see is you begging Riverini to get numbers and trying to recruit from the incursion public channel.”
Tetragammatron Prime
Pink Sockers
#53 - 2012-01-28 09:22:20 UTC
I've seen people from Germany called Nazi pretty often in game
TuonelanOrja
Doomheim
#54 - 2012-01-28 10:50:03 UTC
"you ******* piece of **** asspussy. ****, you little whore, hope you get assfucked by elephant you little ****"

Not a veteran, just bitter..
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#55 - 2012-01-30 03:12:44 UTC
Maybe you and the station should get a room

You fail at Eve

You are 13 years old and live in your mother's basement

Ebayer

No good deed goes unpunished
Rogue Bomber
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2012-01-31 13:49:11 UTC
hey wt im mooning you from the stn window

its an obelisk you know (*****) mom

crap my arse is on fire

"REPS"
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2012-02-01 01:31:22 UTC
To paraphrase Vonnegut, you are an *

And lo, I must call you Oedipus for you are a {static}

You, my sad target, are not even wrong.

Perhaps you should reconsider your actions when you must always qualify them with "...not in a gay way, like a Viking."
Ravenal
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#58 - 2012-02-03 02:08:40 UTC
quadangulate (because probes are so much fun)
Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-02-06 03:48:54 UTC
CCP Prism X wrote:
Greetings pod pilots, I need your help!

As some of you might have heard, we have been reworking our localization strategies here in CCP. During this process many problematic questions have arisen, mostly revolving around the fact that the more we localize EVE the more we shard the universe into groups of players sharing the same linguistical background. This is somewhat counter to the reason of localizing the EVE client which is to bring more players into the game. Although you can still aim your pew pew at people regardless of whether or not you understand their local-smack that's only a (big) portion of EVE. We've always held the social networking part as an important aspect of the game as well. Besides, tears taste so much better when you can enjoy the poetry they are served with. Pirate

In light of all this: I am crowdsourcing a list of your favourite EVE related insults!
They're to help you with what I was talking about above... honest! Blink

There are a few rules to this:

  • This post is still being posted on a Teen rated forum. Obscene posts will be removed with all relevant consequences. You're going to have to exercise common sense as I cannot give you an complete list of banned words.
  • Please by all means supply non-English stuff as well (but with an English translation). The above point still applies.
  • I'm cool with non-insulting funny stuff as well.. as long as it is EVE-related.
  • By all means do use the Likes to show your support to something someone else has posted.


That is all, now go forth and dazzle me with your rhetoric!


wouldn't it be cool if you could implement a universal translator into your client? Lol

there's an app for that?Shocked

From what I've been able to glean from google and wikipedia there are several text translation mechanisms out there that could be applied to eve, sure they'd be buggy and innacurate, but it'd be fun, and it would still bring something extra to the table. Maybe not the most necessary thing for internet spaceships, but it'd beat the hell out of monocles, and changing the names of missiles... ( maybe that's why we're seeing the name changes, easier/less stuff to translate? )


https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=118961

EvE = Everybody Vs. Everybody

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BeholdMyCreation
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-02-06 08:27:41 UTC
18 months.

That was pretty insulting.