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I got pick pocketed IRL today.

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Wot I Think
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-01-18 21:46:17 UTC
So I am waiting outside of my school, and this guy starts asking for directions to the Plaza right across the street, so I turn around and point to it, he reaches in my backpack and grabs the first thing he can and runs off in the opposite direction!

I am like OH SHUCKS!...

I check my pocket, iPhone is fine, I check my other pocket iTouch is fine, I look in my backpack iPad is fine, but my front zipper is open, I look inside it is empty?!?!

What the hell did I have in there?!?

I look up to see where he ran off to, and he is standing there about 50 yards away, he sees me looking at him he shouts "FRACK YOU!", and throws my half eaten, now fistfully bunched up twinkie and wrapper on the sidewalk.

I guess I got off easy, but a good twinkie was lost this day. I hope he washed his hand.

BLACK-STAR
#2 - 2012-01-18 21:47:38 UTC
Thank you for another useless thread.

hey I wish the hide posts would hide the threads.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#3 - 2012-01-18 21:47:55 UTC
OOPE is that way -->

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Macks Artilius
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-01-18 21:49:08 UTC
If you see him again, don't forget you have kill-rights on him now.
met worst
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-01-18 21:49:50 UTC
Musta been a Goon. They rarely get things right.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#6 - 2012-01-18 21:49:52 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
OOPE is that way -->



Not empty quoting

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Ai Shun
#7 - 2012-01-18 21:55:49 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
OOPE is that way -->


Not empty quoting.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#8 - 2012-01-18 21:57:32 UTC
This reminds me of those crates people have in hauler wrecks that are labeled as PLEXes xD

The Drake is a Lie

okst666
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-01-18 22:10:23 UTC  |  Edited by: okst666
Wot I Think wrote:


I check my pocket, iPhone is fine, I check my other pocket iTouch is fine, I look in my backpack iPad is fine, but my front zipper is open, I look inside it is empty?!?!


Good for you, that he did not gets his hands on the worthy stuff...but nonetheless, you are a victim.

[X] < Nail here for new monitor

Kasidis
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-01-18 22:19:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Kasidis
So why do you need 3 devices that do the exact same thing?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-01-18 22:22:55 UTC
We in PETA count Twinkies as asteroids Evil

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Mag's
Azn Empire
#12 - 2012-01-18 22:24:28 UTC
Kasidis wrote:
So why do you need 3 devices that do the exact same thing?
Because there's one born every minute.

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1-Up Mushroom
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-01-18 22:24:44 UTC
Wait? He managed to evade CONCORD?!?! HIT HIM WITH THE BANHAMMER NOW!!!!!
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Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-01-18 22:27:00 UTC
Macks Artilius wrote:
If you see him again, don't forget you have kill-rights on him now.


One of the myriad of ways that art imitating life imitating art would be apropos.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
#15 - 2012-01-19 11:34:12 UTC
Moved from "EVE General Discussion".

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Atticus Fynch
#16 - 2012-01-19 23:22:13 UTC
BLACK-STAR wrote:
Thank you for another useless thread.

hey I wish the hide posts would hide the threads.


followed by a useless reply Roll

to the victim...where do you live?

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Vicker Lahn'se
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-01-20 02:58:55 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
OOPE is that way -->


When I look in that direction, all I see is my scroll bar. Am I doing something wrong?
Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-01-20 22:49:01 UTC
Wot I Think wrote:
So I am waiting outside of my school, and this guy starts asking for directions to the Plaza right across the street, so I turn around and point to it, he reaches in my backpack and grabs the first thing he can and runs off in the opposite direction!

I am like OH SHUCKS!...

I check my pocket, iPhone is fine, I check my other pocket iTouch is fine, I look in my backpack iPad is fine, but my front zipper is open, I look inside it is empty?!?!

What the hell did I have in there?!?

I look up to see where he ran off to, and he is standing there about 50 yards away, he sees me looking at him he shouts "FRACK YOU!", and throws my half eaten, now fistfully bunched up twinkie and wrapper on the sidewalk.

I guess I got off easy, but a good twinkie was lost this day. I hope he washed his hand.



You have Apple rifling through your pockets, a few more people wont hurt.
Cephelange du'Krevviq
Gildinous Vangaurd
The Initiative.
#19 - 2012-01-20 23:24:54 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
We in PETA count Twinkies as asteroids Evil


Was going to ask if you were part of People Eating Tasty Animals, then noticed your corp name. Twisted

"I am a leaf on the...ah, frak it!"

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-01-21 00:03:47 UTC
Cephelange du'Krevviq wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
We in PETA count Twinkies as asteroids Evil


Was going to ask if you were part of People Eating Tasty Animals, then noticed your corp name. Twisted


Asteroids have rights!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

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