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Eve Federal Credit Union [EFCU] Now Open!
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Kristen EFCU
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-01-15 19:14:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Kristen EFCU
Hello and welcome, Eve Federal Credit Union is now open for busniess!

Savings Bonds
Savings bonds of many interest rates can be attained. Dpeneidng on how much is your savings bond, determines the interest rate given. Returning customers will attain reward points, and given better rates.

1-10 Million ISK - 2%
10-50 Million ISK - 3%
50-100 Million ISK - 4%
100-500 Million ISK - 5%
500 Mil - 1 Billion ISK - 6%
1 Billion+ ISK - 7.5%

To send your ISK add Eve Federal Credit Union as a contact, right click>give money and the amount. In reason just put savings bond, and how many months you desire. I will send a confirmation message.

Interest is paid out weekly, every Sunday at 20:00 Eve time. The min. time for savings bond is 30 days, you can extend time if you wish. If you opt. to pull the ISK out early you will lose all interest for that current week.

If you have any questions, comments or concerns, feel free to reply or evemail me ingame! Look forward to conducting business with everyone.

Also, I request a Mod monitor this thread to minimize trolling, thank you! Lol
Brock Nelson
#2 - 2012-01-15 19:21:35 UTC
I endorse this service/scam

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Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#3 - 2012-01-15 19:23:07 UTC
So you pay investors 7,5% interest and give that money to people who need a loan for 4,257%
Sounds good.
Xuko Nuki
Heralds of Darkness
White Sky.
#4 - 2012-01-15 19:30:53 UTC
Gatan Hahran wrote:
So you pay investors 7,5% interest and give that money to people who need a loan for 4,257%
Sounds good.


If I took a 1 billion ISK loan and put it into savings I'd take a 3% weekly loss.

So.. this very well, may be legit.

Will I get a special deal if I put all of my money into a savings account?
Lithalnas
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#5 - 2012-01-15 19:31:24 UTC
I would offer my services for free to 3rd party audit your balance sheets

https://www.facebook.com/RipSeanVileRatSmith shoot at blue for Vile Rat http://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=73406
Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#6 - 2012-01-15 19:38:12 UTC
Xuko Nuki wrote:
Gatan Hahran wrote:
So you pay investors 7,5% interest and give that money to people who need a loan for 4,257%
Sounds good.


If I took a 1 billion ISK loan and put it into savings I'd take a 3% weekly loss.

So.. this very well, may be legit.

Will I get a special deal if I put all of my money into a savings account?



sorry if i dont understand it right, but if u loan ISK for 4.257% and put it into a 7,5% savings account, how would you have a 3% weekly loss as investor? the "bank" would have the 3% weekly loss
Kristen EFCU
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-01-15 19:43:33 UTC
Lithalnas convo/eve mail sent.
Brock Nelson
#8 - 2012-01-15 19:44:10 UTC
Person A puts 1b into savings account and gets 7.5% each week. Bank pays out 75m each week
Person B gets 1b loan and pays 4.25% interest each week. Bank gets 42.5m each week
Net Change: -32.5m each week.

Sir, I would like to apply for a 10b loan followed by a 10b deposit.

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Ashleigh Evans
The Machineries of Joy
#9 - 2012-01-15 19:50:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Ashleigh Evans
Well, I guess someone has to dive in, 505 Mil sent for 6% interest for 1 month. Lets see how this one goes! I'll let everyone else know if I ever get paid -.-;; Wish me luck lmao.
Kristen EFCU
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-01-15 20:00:09 UTC
Loans are given out for help, not for abusement of the system. For example, you take out a loan for 1bil. We agree on the length, and you return the borowed isk + the interest in the time frame. So you would owe the bank 1,042,500,000 ISK. If everyone seems to think it's dumb, the interest rate could be raised to 10-20%, im here to help you guys.

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Ashleigh Evans, 505 mil received. Savings account will end Feb 15th, 2012 unless you decide to renew it. Every sunday you will receive 30,300,000 ISK enjoy, please vouch once isk is recieved on your payday thanks.
Brock Nelson
#11 - 2012-01-15 20:04:53 UTC
Why do you care what we do with the isk?

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Kristen EFCU
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-01-15 20:27:16 UTC
Loans have been removed as one of our services. P
Selene D'Celeste
The D'Celeste Trading Company
ISK Six
#13 - 2012-01-15 20:28:04 UTC
Good to see that originality and reasonable planning haven't become a requirement around here.

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Brock Nelson
#14 - 2012-01-15 20:28:18 UTC
So...now what's paying for your interest?

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Jorn Isu
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-01-15 20:33:30 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
So...now what's paying for your interest?

Deposits, duh.
Brock Nelson
#16 - 2012-01-15 20:35:18 UTC
Jorn Isu wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
So...now what's paying for your interest?

Deposits, duh.


This sounds awfully like another bank I heard of...

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Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#17 - 2012-01-15 20:36:54 UTC
Kristen EFCU wrote:
Loans have been removed as one of our services. P


Nice to see that you have a flexible business going on there.
Way too many stubborn managers stick to their business plans for more than a few hours these days.
Kristen EFCU
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-01-15 20:38:17 UTC
Nah, just realized loans are far to risky, considering to many people out trying to bash and scam any bank in eve,
Levija Saplina
Ken Interplanetary Communication
#19 - 2012-01-15 21:08:55 UTC
I will monitor this thread daily, and I believe that with a glass of wine, it will bring me the lulz I so desperately need.
Selene D'Celeste
The D'Celeste Trading Company
ISK Six
#20 - 2012-01-15 21:28:44 UTC
Kristen EFCU wrote:
Nah, just realized loans are far to risky, considering to many people out trying to bash and scam any bank in eve,


I would say that this half-assed whatever-it-is is an insult to EVE banks, but really, EVE banks have a legacy of being insulting to themselves. You would know this with some research and realize why this is a terrible idea unless you are dishonest.

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