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How come I can drink a can of soda?
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Mal Mandrake
Space Goat Likes it Rough
#1 - 2012-01-08 09:40:51 UTC
Why is it that I can drink a can of Quafe Zero while in my ship? I thought I was in an egg filled to goo?

The illusion is broken :-/
Skorpynekomimi
#2 - 2012-01-08 09:41:26 UTC
The can is poured into the goo, or fed into your IV drips.

Economic PVP
Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-01-08 11:40:01 UTC
Mal Mandrake wrote:
Why is it that I can drink a can of Quafe Zero while in my ship? I thought I was in an egg filled to goo?

The illusion is broken :-/


The can is a booster that can be injected via your bio-interface. The booster container was stylized to look like a can of Quafe because Quafe corporation gives a damn about brand marketing, whilst your local drug cook only gives a damn about cutting his **** and getting it into the market.

By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!
Solhild
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-01-08 11:50:51 UTC
Halcyon Ingenium wrote:
Mal Mandrake wrote:
Why is it that I can drink a can of Quafe Zero while in my ship? I thought I was in an egg filled to goo?

The illusion is broken :-/


The can is a booster that can be injected via your bio-interface. The booster container was stylized to look like a can of Quafe because Quafe corporation gives a damn about brand marketing, whilst your local drug cook only gives a damn about cutting his **** and getting it into the market.


Now there's a response I care about - more please sir!
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-01-08 12:17:51 UTC
Halcyon Ingenium wrote:
whilst your local drug cook only gives a damn about cutting his **** and getting it into the market.

Cutting his what?! Thank you CCP. I shall now live my life forever not knowing and die an incomplete person.
Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-01-08 12:21:37 UTC
Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:
Halcyon Ingenium wrote:
whilst your local drug cook only gives a damn about cutting his **** and getting it into the market.

Cutting his what?! Thank you CCP. I shall now live my life forever not knowing and die an incomplete person.


It's the bad word for poopies.

Yes, it's is so much better for everyone if grown adults talk like toddlers. I'm so glad people who think they have a right not to be offended get their way. /sarcasm

By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#7 - 2012-01-08 12:22:20 UTC
We EVE players dun take no kindly to imagineration.
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-01-08 12:58:48 UTC
Halcyon Ingenium wrote:
It's the bad word for poopies.

Yes, it's is so much better for everyone if grown adults talk like toddlers. I'm so glad people who think they have a right not to be offended get their way. /sarcasm

But think of the children. I am happy that CCP has censored the word p enis because if it was said without a space inbetween the p and the enis, all hell would break loose.

Back on topic, I thank you for giving us this truth. I hadn't thought of it myself but I probably would have at a later date. I probably hadn't thought of it at this point in time as I only just learnt that you are in a pod in the ship but that's a story for a later date...if anyone cares (which they probably don't).