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Now that I got your attention.

This is partly serious. We are a all male industrial corp residing in NULL SEC (Drones Region) and yes English speaking part of a Russian alliance.

What we have: 3 very quiet SOV's with Cyno Gens and Jump Bridges and upgraded for Indy / Plexing to L5.

Basically all the toys for success. Capable Cap Fleet and established route to and from Care Bear land.

What we are: Laid back, no CTA's, No Drama, PVP Optional, 30+ Age Group and Twisted Sense of Humor.

We like to have fun and enjoy making is and laughing at the noobs (all 4+ years Pilots) but CEO caps vulgar and drunken behavior when needed.

What we want: Some new blood to freshen things up. Maybe a little Male / Female competition. Revitalize the conversations and make isk and laugh with us.

Some experience preferred but flirting goes a long way toward teaching if your in need of instruction.

This is obviously an alt for the real deal so respond here with clever wit and comments that raise my eyebrows or send a private mail to me in game for serious inquiries. We do have dues toward system uses (SOV and Such) but we are more than willing to waive this (Free Ride) to test us out and permanently if you can give us a breath of fresh air.

Btw. You can keep your corp intact we can work that out (you don't have to merge with us unless you want to)

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