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The skunkworks luring players to an "incursion" corp, then killing them
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Odemis
Death By Design
#41 - 2012-01-08 04:59:29 UTC
"any deals made or finalized outside this channel are done at your own risk and responsibility"


- from the MOTD on the recruitment channel.


Any violencing of boats and requests made to warp to planet "X" at 0 were made on teamspeak and not publicly requested in the recruitment channel.

You may all now go back to crying your pubbie tears but make sure you do so in a way that they may be collected by us. A tear is a terrible thing to waste.
rareden
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2012-01-08 05:57:57 UTC
Odemis wrote:

You may all now go back to crying your pubbie tears but make sure you do so in a way that they may be collected by us. A tear is a terrible thing to waste.


Indeed, you can cure anything with this stuff, even high octane tears can cure cancer
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#43 - 2012-01-08 07:33:31 UTC
Does poop come out when you blink?

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#44 - 2012-01-08 08:37:22 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Skunk works are a bunch of wimps... you wardeck them they scatter out of alliance like dust in the windAttention

Are we talking about the same Skunkworks here?

Methinks you are confused.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#45 - 2012-01-08 08:41:29 UTC
Also, I've requested clarification on the "no scamming" rule in recruitment multiple times and haven't been able to get any answers. This leads me to believe it's aimed at recruitment fee scams and other such practices where you are relieved of assets without ever joining the corp. Until Blizzard says otherwise, I'm using that interpretation.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
rareden
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2012-01-08 08:48:08 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Also, I've requested clarification on the "no scamming" rule in recruitment multiple times and haven't been able to get any answers. This leads me to believe it's aimed at recruitment fee scams and other such practices where you are relieved of assets without ever joining the corp. Until Blizzard says otherwise, I'm using that interpretation.


same here
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#47 - 2012-01-09 22:20:36 UTC
Hope the OP petitioned and replies results here... could take 1-3 weeks if what I hear about petition times to GM's is true
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Mathilde D'Arc
The Intaki Ladies Deep Space Astrogation Auxiliary
#48 - 2012-01-09 22:25:57 UTC
People like Skunkworks are the worst. I bet they touch themselves while thinking they are clever while in reality they are just a bunch of losers.
Rasz Lin
#49 - 2012-01-10 03:45:30 UTC
Mathilde D'Arc wrote:
People like Skunkworks are the worst. I bet they touch themselves while thinking they are clever while in reality they are just a bunch of losers.


thats some steamy piece of XXX fan fiction you wrote there
Mathilde D'Arc
The Intaki Ladies Deep Space Astrogation Auxiliary
#50 - 2012-01-10 03:57:12 UTC
Rasz Lin wrote:
Mathilde D'Arc wrote:
People like Skunkworks are the worst. I bet they touch themselves while thinking they are clever while in reality they are just a bunch of losers.


thats some steamy piece of XXX fan fiction you wrote there


Thanks, I'm enjoying it too.
Felonious m0nk
Vengeance Unlimited
#51 - 2012-01-10 19:08:37 UTC
Vital Remains wrote:
these guys got my Loki because i was trying to get into an incursion corp.


Why, I think that's just about the funniest thing I've ever heard you say Conan.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#52 - 2012-01-10 19:25:42 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Daneel Trevize wrote:
Vital Remains wrote:
Name: Psychotic Monk
Ship: Tengu
Weapon: 'Malkuth' Heavy Missile Launcher I
Name and shame


Yeah, it doesn't matter that he can fly all races and have every turret to t2 except large hybrids (4 days). It matters that he didn't spend any serious amounts of time in a Drake. How dare he tool around in a 100mn AB Tengu because it looks like fun.

That Psychotic Monk did a bad thing and he should feel bad. Worst CEO, pilot, and person evah.

I vote for a mutiny.

Monk tears taste good only if you catch that monk pants down and get those tears flowing.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we've got here.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#53 - 2012-01-10 20:36:14 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
Monk tears taste good only if you catch that monk pants down and get those tears flowing.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we've got here.

Roll
You're never going to understand the concept of "tears" are you?

He's right though. He's the WORST CEO. We'd mutiny, but...we're lazy.

Here's an exmple of great tears:

Mathilde D'Arc wrote:
People like Skunkworks are the worst. I bet they touch themselves while thinking they are clever while in reality they are just a bunch of losers.

I don't know what we did to this person's non-alt to warrant this, but it must have been fun.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Jovan Geldon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2012-01-10 21:21:38 UTC
I approve of this product or service
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#55 - 2012-01-11 02:00:26 UTC
rareden wrote:
Magikiller wrote:
Scumbags like this can't fight toe-to-toe or even war-dec you lol. I guess thats one way to get KM's!


heh we cant fight haha nice one there, the new notification you received is courtesy of the Skunkworks bro

Wow you sure showed him , with that big nasty war dec.Lol
Senn Denroth
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#56 - 2012-01-11 02:40:31 UTC
LOL!

Great thread. Keep the funnies coming. First post is the funniest...
Officer Nyota Uhura
#57 - 2012-01-11 05:44:04 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
You're never going to understand the concept of "tears" are you?

Well, his mad outburst seemed mad to me.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2012-01-11 06:30:31 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
You're never going to understand the concept of "tears" are you?

Well, his mad outburst seemed mad to me.



****.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#59 - 2012-01-11 09:48:07 UTC
I like how everybody is now using the term 'pubbie'. There was a time when only Goons used it, but now it seems the pubbies have reclaimed the word.


You go 'pubbies' !

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#60 - 2012-01-11 10:34:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Why do people still complain about these things.

A little research goes a long way before joining a corp. All a post like this does is make me point at the OP and go HAHA...

i would problably do the same thing but I don't like seeing Corp on Corp kills on my board. It makes it harder to scam 500mil out of somebody looking for "Mercs".

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk